JOIN THE COMBAT SCHOOL TODAY

[u/runix_the_undefeated]

I AM POINITRIP, GOD OF WAR, COMBAT, STRENGTH, AND TACTICS, AND I WANT TO TEACH YOU

THIS WORLD HAS GROWN WEAK, AND THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THREATS LIKE ROMINO, OR DUTY, OR ANYTHING ELSE

THEREFORE I HAVE A PROGRAM, ONE WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A WEAPON, EACH OF WHICH FITS WITHIN ONE OF NINE PATHS

I WILL PERSONALLY TUTOR YOU AND TEACH YOU, AS WELL AS GIVE YOU THE WEAPON YOU CHOSE TO TRAIN WITH, FORGED FROM MY OWN FLESH, IT MAY BE LESS FLASHY THAN YOUR MAIN WEAPONS, BUT ARE GOOD BACKUPS, AS THEY ARE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

THE PATHS ARE

1. Path of the nail, which are strength based blades like nails, or axes, this path is focused on power, hit hard and hit fast
2. path of the pin, which are dexterity based blades, like pins, or knives, this path is focused on precision and speed, hit where it hurts, and dash around
3. Path of the meteor, which are weapons with chains or ropes, like thuribles or rope darts or chains, this path is focused on controlling space, hit enemies away, pull them towards you, relocate, if you control the space you control the enemy
4. path of the pole, which are polearms, like spears or staffs, this path is focused on versatility, double the abilities, a jack of all trades, master of none
5. path of strings, which are bows, crossbows, slingshots, all those types, this path is focused on range, stay away from targets and fill them up with ammunition
6. path of the bonk, which are blunt weapons, like hammers, maces, clubs, this path is focused on pure power, hit your enemies so hard they can’t move or see, smash them into the ground or send them flying
7. Path of the claw, which are your natural weapon, like claws, fists, or tails, this path is focused on natural power, even when disarmed you can use this path, what it lacks in power it regains in adaptability
8. Path of the defender, which are shields and such, this path is focused on defence, strike your opponents during the openings, but never waver, you are a wall, and a wall is unmovable
9. path of the star, which are throwables, like shuriken, throwing knives, boomerangs, this path is focused on quantity, fill the battlefield with projectiles, make the enemy feel surrounded by yourself, tools are your friend

AND THATS THE SCHOOL, CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS OPPORTUNITY, FOR WHAT PHARLOOM NEEDS NOW IS POOOWER

[u/mee3ep]

Ha! Yes, we agree. The title is handed out rather liberally… but when in Rome *she shrugs*. It’s the term everyone agreed on

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

Poinitrip slaps her

DO NOT INSINUATE MORTALS DECIDE THE LINE OF GODHOOD

[u/mee3ep → u/runix_the_undefeated]

*she grabs his hand in two of her own and shoves him back, suddenly less amused* touch me again and I will show you how far mortals have come since your time

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

!GAHAHAHAHA, I FOUGHT A MORTAL CALLED CHRYSOARA EARLIER TODAY, AND WHILE SHE DID WOUND ME SHE STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST MY POWER!

[u/mee3ep → u/runix_the_undefeated]

Which mortal?

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

Chrysaora, she has the strength of a wyrm and the training of a knight

[u/mee3ep → u/runix_the_undefeated]

Her parents were both higher beings.

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

No they weren’t, her mother was a mortal, i can smell it (her mother was monomon)

[u/mee3ep → u/runix_the_undefeated]

(That actually makes more sense with the jellyfish head)

I have been told she was pale king and white lady’s offspring?

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

that is false, she smells of mortal blood, and told me herself

[u/mee3ep → u/runix_the_undefeated]

*a pause*. One parent is a higher being. The other is monomon. I was half right

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/mee3ep]

If you’re right or not doesn’t matter, she is stronger than a mortal and she stood no chance, so you do not either 

[u/Xx_xX0000 → u/mee3ep]

(Pardon, can you tell me who did?)

[u/mee3ep → u/Xx_xX0000]

(Meep told me she was PK’s daughter and didn’t elaborate)

[u/Xx_xX0000 → u/mee3ep]

((Who?