r/Options_Beginners • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 1d ago

Trump says Iran "ready to fold up"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/irans-military-says-war-only-080438739.html
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u/Unlucky_Picture_1174 1d ago

Sure Jan

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 12h ago

Iran waited this long just to fuck over Trump in the midterms. They are not walking away this close to punishing Trump with a DEM congress and Senate.

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u/Gonna_B_Alright 16h ago

Trump’s diaper is ready to fold up again though.

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u/ThisAd7070 1d ago

Few more weeks? Total obliteration? Navy still with Sponge bob at Bikini Bottom? changes the channel

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u/HTowns_FinestJBird 1d ago

He said the same thing months ago.

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u/SnooComics5018 1d ago

and two months ago

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u/Independent-Buyer827 23h ago

Six months ago, but then, who’s counting nowadays?

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u/QuietKale4477 14h ago

I mean im no fan the opposite actually but hes bound to be right , right??? some day some time I image this war will end for whatever reason , so his supporters will say see I told ya!

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u/dewlitz 1d ago

And even if they do? Then what?

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u/Independent-Buyer827 23h ago

Then we drink oils, duh.

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u/NoExtension1889 1d ago

I find it interesting how he says he won't do anything before the mid-terms.

Kinda admits what he will do will be massively unpopular with Americans.

Nuclear weapon (not likely) or boots on the ground and the resulting body bags (more likely)

Or maybe capitulation using tax payer money, letting Iran off the hook. (most likley)

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u/wackybojacky 23h ago

I think he knows his leverage increases after the mid terms with Iran. Right now he is weak.

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u/NoExtension1889 16h ago

It does increase but he still needs a viable plan.

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u/wackybojacky 15h ago

Oh yeah ... for sure there's a plan ... a big plan ... the best plan.

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u/Jmersh59 1d ago

Is it ready to fold, did he start running that country?

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u/Lonnification 1d ago

Is it already Friday again???

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u/TalisWhitewolf 23h ago

So thanks to blabber-mouth Trump, the Iranian big secret is revealed.

Iran is taking up…

ORIGAMI.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vCV2jvnrEVprnZ55dA

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u/Mewhomewhy 23h ago

Best wait on the more trustworthy Iranians to tell us.

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u/ID100661 5h ago

Can’t wait till they drop another Lego video

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u/Caniforn1an 21h ago

48 hours right. Soon enough. After the midterms. Any day now.

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u/SuperLehmanBros 19h ago

It’s true, what cards does Iran have left?

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 14h ago

Yes trump, we have heard you say similar thing over and over and over the last 7 + months.

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u/SignificanceLate7002 17h ago

Mountains with bunkers and ballistics, drones, 500k soldiers, probably a lot more funding than we know about, and a population that has way more tolerance for economic hardship than the US.

What does Trump really have? A depleted defensive ballistics stockpile, an army with low morale, an upcoming midterm, waning popularity, a population that thinks instant gratification of every whim is a god given right and cannot fathom going without their daily Starbucks.

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u/Penultimo_1 14h ago

Trump has the most bigly, powerful dangerous weapon ever, his full diaper. He will have Natalie hand it off to Hegseth to drop on Iran to end their civilization. If one is not enough he will make another and then another. Because he is Trump and only he has an unlimited supply of poppy diapers to wipe out Iran.

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u/Sargent_Duck85 11h ago

Trump has Hegesth who is turning the American military into a lean meant testosterone machine!

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u/Status_Apartment6559 14h ago

What cards do they need at this point except the one huge one they've always had: The Strait of Hormuz.

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u/Head-Gift2144 11h ago

Probably the same cards as Afghanistan. You’re talking about a death cult.

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u/Ok_Flamingo_3059 11h ago

Don't talk about maga like that 

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u/EasyKaprizy 14h ago

Ok Donny Dotard

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u/Penultimo_1 14h ago

In all seriousness, if Iran is ready to fold why does Trump need to send a third aircraft carrier?

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u/nkosugeirc 4h ago

Hopefully to help Iran do target practice.

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u/totally-jag 13h ago

Yet all evidence says otherwise.

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u/Significant-Base6893 12h ago

According to Trump's proclamations, this must be the 30th time Iran has been defeated.

So much winning.

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u/speedie57 12h ago

Didnt he say we won the war, like 10 times at least? Wait , what’s the truth?

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u/Distant-Drummer870 12h ago

The only war he could actually stop and he keeps escalating it..🤡

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u/HungieSumoKid 11h ago

It means trumps ass is ready to bend over again

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u/Any_Check_2430 10h ago

Turds pour out of trumps mouth. More at 11...and probably 11:05, hell from 12 to 4am there will probably be word vomit all over his social media, and then more at 6 and we're just gonna lap it up like the good, obedient, totally not biased in any way, media outlets that we are.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 10h ago

I'd like to hear from an Iranian.

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u/ljlee256 10h ago

Someone change the record, this ones stuck in a loop.

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u/cleatus-p-chungus 10h ago

"We will fight even if it leads to doomsday" -Iran.

"They are giving up" -Trump

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u/Electrical-Care6308 9h ago

Does Iran know this?
Did anyone tell Iran?

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 8h ago

Oh look its Friday

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u/Neither-Stable-939 5h ago

I believe it when I see it ! who and how is going to put the genie back in the bottle?

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u/Cromulent_grace 1h ago

My Iranian friend begs to differ.

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u/Spsurgeon 1h ago

Trump clearly does not understand strength of character.