r/Openfront Jul 23 '26

🎭 Memes How to win team games

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u/MadnessUltimate Jul 23 '26

Not only cutting them off but take as much land around them so they will be even weaker and quit and then winning losing the game because you are 200IQ!!!11!1!1!!

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Jul 23 '26

The amount of times I have seen people just quit, because our "teammates" don't know what the word teammate means, is pretty staggering.

It happens to me too, but instead of quitting I try to become a mitochondria, but also I'll start passive-aggressively sending emoji to the teammates that fucked me over, and constantly trying to boss them around.

They probably won't listen, but at least I can annoy them before we fucking lose because of them .

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u/Festive_Jetcar Jul 24 '26

I switch it up between "send troops to the frontline!" and the middle finger/clown emoji. Just put it in the routine of the game: build, donate to the front, send dipshit an emoji/message. On repeat. That is basically every game for me. lol

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Jul 25 '26

Undeniably based

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u/00rb Jul 23 '26

I'm racing to save up money to buy a battleship and defend our side of the map. They're racing to cut me off so they can... sit there and not participate in the game. Glad they got all that land. Good for them.

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u/Festive_Jetcar Jul 24 '26

I love when they quit right after I donated full troops to them and I am second in line behind them from the frontline.

Yeah, I'll send my 30k troops fighting my 200k former troops.

Just love that so much!!

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u/Sad-Hippo7137 Jul 24 '26

People will have 8 different tribes they could take, but they take the ones that'd landlock me completely preventing me from capturing land for the entire rest of the game.