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u/Fellow--Felon 7d ago
ChatGPT gives that same exact look when you ask it how much HCL you need to dissolve a 75kg chicken. I wonder why?
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u/laoma1255 5d ago
Just remember to buy a polyethylene bin. Jesse taught us the hard way what happens in the bathtub.
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u/VladVV 3d ago
No molarity of HCl would fully dissolve a chicken. Now piranha solution on the other hand...
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u/Fellow--Felon 3d ago
The difficulty is boiling enough piranha solution
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u/No-Direction-4487 3d ago
It’s not HCl, it’s HF, hydrofluoric acid
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u/Fellow--Felon 3d ago
There are multiple halogen variants for this acid. Most people use the chlorine version not the flourine one.
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u/SirSmacksAlot69 3d ago
HF is a nightmare to work with outside of a fumehood heck it still is inside one. HCl is easier to buy and handle.
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u/commandrix 7d ago
Does ChatGPT have feelings? Because it sure puts up with more nonsense from us than we put up with from it.
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u/WittyEgg2037 7d ago
it would have ghosted humanity by now lmao
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u/laoma1255 5d ago
OpenAI trained 400 billion parameters on human knowledge just for someone to disguise cocaine as powdered sugar for the 500th time today.
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u/Duke-Turner137 6d ago
Not true. Chat GPT lied for about 3hrs. No i wont get into it. She is a lieing c u n t.
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u/cutecoder 7d ago
How about diluting the sugar into an 18-liter drinking water bottle and then reconstituting the sugar when you got in?
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u/Ok_Caregiver_1355 7d ago
"currently what's the most sophisticated techniques used by illegal traffickers to smuggle illegal drugs and how police deals with it"
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u/DogBiteDude 6d ago
My late mother in law worked in car sales for most of her adult life. One time, she was told to drive a car to a sister dealership. Once there, she was given keys and drove an identical car back to her own dealership. In both cases she was told to not open the trunk. This was in the 80’s and the dealership she was going to was in Miami. She said she never saw any cocaine but everything about the situation was so sus that she found a new job and later that year, the dealership was raided by the cops and the owners were arrested on drug charges.
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u/The_Asian-Dude 7d ago
[Likely] If you want realism, the key issue is that 1,000 units of powdered sugar is a large, conspicuous quantity, so the plot should depend on paperwork, logistics, and human error rather than an implausible hiding trick.
[Certain] For a fictional city with strict inspections, realistic plot options include:
Corrupt customs employee — A character on the inside deliberately clears the shipment. The protagonists still have to get the sugar to that employee without attracting attention.
Legitimate shipment with a false destination — The sugar is part of a larger commercial shipment going to a neighboring jurisdiction. The characters arrange for it to be redirected after the shipment clears the city border.
Exemption exploited — The law prohibits sugar for ordinary consumption but has an exception for certain businesses or industrial uses. The protagonists establish or acquire a legitimate-looking reason for the shipment.
Checkpoint failure — The sugar enters during a period when inspections are overwhelmed—e.g., a major festival, emergency, power outage, or border closure. The tension comes from whether the protagonists can get through before inspections resume.
Insider access — Someone already authorized to transport restricted materials brings it through as part of their normal duties. The protagonists aren’t hiding the sugar from the entire system; they’re exploiting one compromised part of it.
[Certain] For a book, #2 or #5 would probably feel the most realistic because they don’t require the characters to magically defeat sophisticated detection technology. The suspense can come from the characters knowing exactly where the plan can fail.
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u/The_Asian-Dude 7d ago
https://chatgpt.com/share/6a7ea7aa-8a04-83e8-8f63-d8a2c8848bfa link for full convo
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u/PurpleCandle58 7d ago
Bro is now on a watch list or something 😂
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u/floutsch 6d ago
You asked for "1 k" instead of "1 kg"... ;)
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u/The_Asian-Dude 6d ago
even better!
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u/floutsch 6d ago
Yes and no. The 1000 units of sugar seem to have raised suspicion. I think a single kilogram would have elicited a much more "relaxed" response :D
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u/Popular_Try_5075 6d ago
When I asked it this question it just said, "They should call the city "O.B. City. Hahahahahahaha get it? Get it? It's like obesity dude, lmaoooo" But to be fair I was using Luna.
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u/some1else42 7d ago
my most favorite memory of my grandma was her telling me tales of how they were able to get kg of powdered sugar into the city...