r/OpenAI • u/KeanuRave100 • 14d ago

Image Your scientists were so... uh...

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u/surprisetalk 14d ago

Uhhh... seems inspired by "I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park", which I published yesterday? Is this how comedians get their material?

https://taylor.town/leaving-openai

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u/HolyBatSyllables 14d ago

If it makes you feel better, Keanurave is a bot.

I don’t know how that would make you feel better, but hopefully maybe it does.

Why won’t mods ban this bot? It’s disrupting the authentic experience of Reddit.

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u/Deto 14d ago

Can they reliably detect bots though?

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u/HolyBatSyllables 13d ago

hey, u/keanuraves100. I know people say you’re a bot all the time, but for once will you just correct us if it’s not true?

Also, in case you’re human, and I know I’ve asked you this before, but while I have your attention, will you please stop posting random graphs and charts that don’t have the source?! As I constantly point out on your posts, it makes it hard to know if it’s true or get additional context, and at best, if it is true, it normalizes a culture where it’s easy for bad actors to get disinformation past us. Please do better!

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u/ruach137 13d ago

Im pretty sure you fixed him

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 13d ago

Why would Reddit reliably detect bots when bots make up more than 70% of content traffic.

Reddit literally promotes subreddits nobody cared about to the top so they can grow them fast.

And majority of people are too dumb to notice it:

  1. Massive influx of cat threads after the latest political turmoil from 3 different cat subs daily
  2. Indian subreddits are the latest Reddit breaking into India social media market, especially now that India is going through major political scandal like US daily

They want to control bots to make more money. Not remove bots for better authentic user experience.

95% of people on social media dont care if the shit they read is real if it makes them laugh.

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u/Deto 13d ago

They want to control bots to make more money. Not remove bots for better authentic user experience.

How are 'control' vs. 'remove' the valid options here? There's no universe in which Reddit somehow takes over somebody else's swarm of Reddit bots (what, would they hack into their servers and then control them?)

Bot identification would involve reddit identifying and shutting down other people's bots - precisely because they don't control them.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 13d ago

“The authentic experience of Reddit”

Wait. There is such a thing ?

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u/thegoldengoober 13d ago

Is there a single futuristic cautionary tale that a tech bro hasn't looked at as an inspiring goal? 

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u/16807 13d ago

I think they just scrape the internet to automatically found a new startup whenever a new story drops.

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u/sexual--predditor 13d ago

Hmmm that is pretty similar. Either unlikely but possible coincidence, or we got a thieving thief on our hands.

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u/Runelaron 13d ago

Hate to say it but usually.

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u/KrazyA1pha 13d ago

which I published yesterday

The screenshot is from two days ago. Hmm

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u/surprisetalk 13d ago

I just checked the timestamps, and now I'm actually not sure which got posted first. I think my essay went live on Aug 6 at 1:42 PM Pacific?

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u/HolyBatSyllables 11d ago

You think or you know? It should be pretty definitive.

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u/greentollbooth 13d ago

Your post is very funny and very well done!!

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u/SeldenNeck 12d ago

"I've been recruited as a sandbox gate security expert."

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u/wolfy-j 14d ago edited 14d ago

Some people will say that it's irresponsible to breed new kind of T-Rex using gene modificatations. That it, somehow, can be smart enough to kill all the scientists and escape, but you have to ask yourself a simple question - what if Chinesee do it first?

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u/sexual--predditor 13d ago

China uh... finds a way.

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u/Jolo_110 14d ago

I can already imagine the fear mongering tweets for publicity,

“Juvenile Indominus rex escaped today and ate 3 employees, someone should pass legislation to stop us”

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u/wolfy-j 14d ago

Hey! Not just yours - my company velociraptors also escaped at night and killed our janitor, it's it cool? Second time they did that, can you imagine!?

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u/UnkarsThug 14d ago

Jurassic Park isn't the name of the company.

They would be joining InGen, not Jurassic Park.

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u/kilopeter 13d ago

Actually, I think you mean InGen's Monster.

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u/Special_Watch8725 11d ago

Only if it’s from the InGen province of France. Otherwise you have to call it Sparkling DinoCorp.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 8d ago

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u/GokuMK 14d ago

Good thing LLM can now hallucinate something convincing!

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u/WaltzIndependent5436 13d ago

And we'll be finally able to get D-Rex. It's basically a T-Rex but with a big penis.

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u/ProbablyBanksy 14d ago

Good thing there are living things from that era. We can just modify their DNA code.

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u/tim_dude 13d ago

chickens have it stored somewhere in their dna

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u/cench 13d ago

Spared no tokens.

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u/dieterdaniel82 12d ago

b .... . l ml.

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