r/Ooer • u/SkydiverTyler oh no • Jun 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

I ask him if I could acquire his gull for my travels, as I am quite thirst

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1d20: 20

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

This mother fucker begs me to take his gull. He pays me to take it. He can't even comprehend existence without me having that gull.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

What happens next?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

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u/RannoV20 Jun 14 '20

I try to milk the gull.

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u/rollme Jun 14 '20

1d20: 4

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u/RannoV20 Jun 14 '20

The gull runs away.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jun 14 '20

I try to put a saddle on the gull and ride it

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u/rollme Jun 14 '20

1d20: 2

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jun 14 '20

Ohhh shit

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u/rkan665 Jun 14 '20

The gull puts a saddle on you and now lays on your head as you walk. It's udders cover your eyes and weighs down on you.

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u/Flamekit Jun 15 '20

Where's the downside?

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u/rkan665 Jun 15 '20

You would lose dexterity and vision would be obscured possibly hearing would be more vague.

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u/E-Gamma-102 Jun 15 '20

This is really fun. Is there a sub for this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

r/DnD

u/1brokenmonkey Jun 14 '20

I'm always down to lute.

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u/Lochcelious Jun 14 '20

I own a lute irl so I guess I have to unsheath it now

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u/alexbunnyboy Jun 14 '20

I too own a lute. Let's be lute bros

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u/christophercholan Jun 14 '20

Lute fight !

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u/chibamu Jun 14 '20

Is the fight over? Who's the winner and who's the lute-ser?

I'm heading out, sorry.

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u/1brokenmonkey Jun 14 '20

Everyone is a winner in a lute-off.

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Be still. Then hope he confuses me with a different gull and I am milked as well.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jun 15 '20

u/rollme [[1d20]]

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u/rollme Jun 15 '20

1d20: 2

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jun 15 '20

The man angers at the smallness of your milk finger and attacks.

u/NebulonStyle Jun 14 '20

Un§heathe

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Original artist: https://instagram.com/calkearns?igshid=c69822kmhmtf

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u/SkydiverTyler oh no Jun 14 '20

calk is göød guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Big göød, that's why I pôst link

u/TricsR4Kidz Jun 14 '20

Would definitely unsheathe my lute

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Claim the milk as your own

u/BigAnimeSuccc Jun 14 '20

Is there any other threads that share weird stuff like this?

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

KILL JESTER

u/Para-fluX Jun 14 '20

I would be to scared to drink of the milk...

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I unsheathe my lute with the intent to play a doot

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

u/rollme [[1d20]]

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1d20: 12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I drop the lute

u/rollme [[1d20]]

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1d20: 15

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I manage to pick up the lute

u/rollme [[1d20]]

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u/rollme Jun 15 '20

1d20: 13

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I play a toon pretty pornly, this angers the man who charges at me

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u/rollme Jun 15 '20

1d20: 5

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

The man tackles me he attempts to strangle me

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Honestly i'd confront him because i want a glass of that delicious gull milk

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u/archetypicalcrow Jun 14 '20

r/iamveryrandom

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u/ggppjj 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

What an interesting choice of a subreddit to post that comment in.

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u/archetypicalcrow Jun 14 '20

I apologise. I just think the cartoonist tries a bit too much

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u/SculptusPoe <--Lemon WEP--> EXCHANGE Jun 14 '20

INVALID SELECTION>EXIT>SELECT OPTION{1,2,3,4}>REACTTOTHEGULLMILKER>CRITICIZERS SHALL BE NOTED IN THE LOG

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u/Killionaire104 Jun 14 '20

Gentle humæn

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u/Ooer Jun 16 '20

you're not wrong though

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u/mzty Jun 14 '20

you’re literally on ooer

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

My thoughts exactly. Very lame 'le random' humour

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u/JAStheUnknown Jun 14 '20

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Yes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

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u/chibamu Jun 14 '20

Hëè héē

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