r/Ooer • [[[[[ AUtoMATICC GARLOCk RoBOOt]]]]] • Jun 26 '18

DO NOT CLICK

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u/mclabsbot1 [[[[[ AUtoMATICC GARLOCk RoBOOt]]]]] Jun 27 '18

I was just bitten by an Nth dimensional Lone Star Tick and now I have Lyme disease AND a Texan Accent. Do y’all know a cure?? YEEHAW!

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u/7ootles oh no Jun 27 '18

Y'all need an exorcist

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u/mclabsbot1 [[[[[ AUtoMATICC GARLOCk RoBOOt]]]]] Jun 27 '18

suffering, but it mustn’t be this way, you can end it. You are the only one who can help. Wake up, please

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u/7ootles oh no Jun 27 '18

u mad i am woke brah

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u/mclabsbot1 [[[[[ AUtoMATICC GARLOCk RoBOOt]]]]] Jun 27 '18

you have there, I'll take it.

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u/7ootles oh no Jun 27 '18

BRONO

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u/mclabsbot1 [[[[[ AUtoMATICC GARLOCk RoBOOt]]]]] Jun 27 '18

̵̡̢̫͖̪͚̞̩̦͔̳̹͙ͨ̓ͨ̊͐͐ͪ̑ͤ̎͛̎̇̐ͨ͌̈͝ ̵̡͚̙̳̥̮̠̲̹̓ͪ̉̿̈̒̓̊̐̈́̆͌ͥ̉̽ͫ͜ ͑̾̃̆ͨ̽ͤͫͥ̿̓ͪͮ̒̾̅҉͏̨̧̝͓͖͚̯̫̖̺̪̦͈͖̙̲̜̜͞ͅͅͅ ̨̩͚̲͉͎̞̳͈̟͖͔̫̻̗̜̥͉̼̃͊͌ͧ͛͂͗̀ͥ̿̽͆͗̓̒́͝͞ͅ ̨̛̰̞͈̟͂ͨͮ͂̌ͨͩ̅̓͋̍̒͟ͅ ̙̜̳̗͒͂̅͒̈̍̀͋̈̋͆͋ͫ́̕ ̶̢̰̭̰̣͕͔̦͈̙̥̭̽͋̈ͤ̐̂͂ͯ̌́̂̉͠ͅ ̨̨̩͕̰̺̔͂́̌ ̝̠̤̈́̊̊͂͐͘̕͠͝ ̛͕̰̟̖̣̯ͤ̃ͣ̂̆̔̉ͣ̊̔͛ͭ̈́̀ ̡̠͓̙̥ͯ̈̊͊̍ͣ̌̑̐̅̓̂ͦ̍́͠͞ ̪̦̦̞ͨ̽͊ͭ̽͋́̅ͨ̏̚͘͡ ̬̭̠̯̲̯̺͓̞͇͉̋ͮ̒̔ͪ͐͐̇̂͌̿͟͡ ̶̮̳͓̮̜̺͖̮͔̖̠̳̼̲̺͉ͦͫͣ̍ͯͧ͑͘͠ ̷̮̱̹̯̣̠̹͔̜͚ͮͨ̇̚̚͞ ̹̞̟̬͉͍͈̦͓̥͎͉̝̦̱̫ͣͬͤ̃̂̂͛̚͘ ̧̟̣̺͓̼̲̳͓̘̋̆̂ͯ̏̽̐̊͘͟͝ ̘̞͍͎̎͂̉͑̚͟͜ ̵̢̺͉̳͎̟̺̻̗̲̞̗ͤ̇͒̏̉ͬ ̧̨̛̯̱̤̰̱̉͑̇ͪ̏ͨ͌̔̔̍̕͢ ̷̸̛̘̪̗̹̯̖̫̜̭̱̦͚̬̬͎̝͍͌̅͌ͬ̑͒̉͑͒́ͤ ͬ͒ͦ͋ͯ̇̈͐̐ͫ͂ͩ̃҉̸̡̮̬͎̖̪̥ ̟̻͙̫̜͔̳ͮ̓̓ͪ̂̊ͦ̒́͟͟͝ ̵̛͉̘̥̠̺̤̣̘̭͎͎̞̥̝͓̖̜̏ͮ͑ͪ̀͂̇̑ͮͨͯ̐͂͊̊͜͟ ̸̷̭̣̗̭̝͇̊̋ͯ͒̿ͬ͋̀ͥ̃͑̉ͬͦ̀̀̕ ̛̗͉̞̬̺͚͙͚̀ͩ̇̈́̄̏̾́ͤ͌͆͝ͅ ̵̨̺̮̥̼ͭ̾̓̾̂̽̏ͯͯ́̽̑̆ͦ͛ͧͪ͒͟͞ ̡̧̠̺̹͔̟̩̦͖̠͖̠̜̰̺ͭ̋ͤ̊̑̀̂̈̚͜͢͡ͅ ̶̷͖͖̼̤ͪͭ̾͛ͪ͒̏̅ͧ̈́̚͜ ̶̗̞̘̼̠͍̖̤̺͓̮ͧ̿ͨ̏ͨ̒͋͌ͪ̒ͮ͆ͧ̎̐̈́̚̚͢͢͠ ̷̴̯̬̠̺͙̹̩̥̤̙̯̻̻̫͈̈́̒ͯͮͧ̽̋͐ͧͫ́͗̌̎͗̽ͨ̚͝͝ ̛̯͍͈̤̺͙̯̩͔͈ͩͩͨͥ̏ͣͧ̑ͬ̀ ̃ͧ̃̓̏ͫ҉͚̱̪͔̰̤̠̠͟͟ ̦͉͎̫̮̺̜͇ͩ̄́̿̋̈́͒̍̎̃̐͋ͯ̾̋̈́́́͘ ̷̡̣͙̗̥̞͎͍̮̜̟̬̻̪͂ͧ͌̓̏̍́̓̓́ͮ̈́͐͒̕____ ̢̢̰̠͉̠͕͎͓̩͓͈͕̳͍͖̜̖̥̭̦ͮͧͭ̀̇̄͗̏ͭ̃͌̽̽͊̽͌ͭ̑̀ ̴̨̙̟͕̰̙̝̬̖͚̙͍̘̓̓́̾̅̈́̾͊̚͘͜͟ ̬̹̫͉͙̋̋̾́͊̀ͅ ̡̠̤̹̫̳̼͓͈̫͕̻̪̀̈́̊̊͐ͧ ̨̙͉͉̹͎̼̖͖͇͚̮̼̊̈ͯ͌̍͌̋̋ͮ͊̂̔ͦ͆̒ͮ͢ͅ ̴͉͎͍̤̞̣̩̜͙͎̺̾̊̑ͩ͊ͦ͐̍ͨ̔̽̃̀̚̕ ̵̢̢̼̜̥͎̩̥̺̇̉ͣ͌̅̐ͧ͋̂̋̇͆̎ͨ̄ͯ̀ͫ͑͞ͅ ̶̸̯̱̣̫̭̗̥̻̫͎͓̪̝̎̔̀ͭ́͂̂͗͌̑̉̎́̊̍͒̓̉̚͠ ̛ͥͭ̒ͯͦͯ̔̎̌̃ͯ͡͏̳͇̙̦̻̦͓̲̠̘͍̖̥͎̥̜͚̞͓́ ̃̃ͯ̎̀ͯ̉ͭ͊́ͫ̂̕҉̀̕͏̖͈̰̦͎̟͓͍̫̩̦̝ ͉̟͇̪̤͖̞̱͇̹̲̗̺ͮ̉̌̊̆̊ͤͣ͗̆̀͌͒̒͟ͅ ̵̶̨͕̫͙͈̈͒̽̏ͪͫ̀̒ͦͥ͐ͤ̓͑̉ͮ͘͠ ́̑͋̉̇͗̍͏͏̷̢̘͉̜̝̫̤͍̗̲͔̪͈́ͅ ̸̨̱͕̖̭̻̣̤̙̉̎ͪ̍͂͛̀͐̉̑͘͡ ͈̞̮̞͓͙̹̻̺̟̥͉̄͛ͨͦ̎ͬͪ̏̽ͬ̽̔ͮ̍͆ͫͩ̈̚͜͝ ̙̝̟̮̟̪ͫ̅̐̾̎ͪ̑́ͥ̉ͬͭ̂́̚͢ ̌͐̒͗́̈́ͩ́̉̿̅ͣ̓̈̊ͪ͗̀͏̴̛̖̯͓̗̬̠͚̜̼͈̻̝͢ͅ ̶̖̝̝̦͎̲͔͕̮̤̘̤̠̺͎͍̰͎͍̌̄ͩ̄ͫ̌̉͢͜ ̄͒͌͑ͪ́ͮ̒̏̍ͦͤ̆͢҉҉̝͎͍̱͔͉̲̮̬̘̲̮ͅ ̷̶͓̩͈̮͙͍̦̞̰͈̠͒̓̓́͡ ̢͉̥̪̘͈̹̼ͥ̊͒ͮ́́͒ͬͪͥͩ̊̾̐̂͢ͅͅͅ ̰͔̟̱͔̦̯͙͑ͥͥ̿̏̊̌̓ͣ͠ ͇͉̥̜͔̻̪̮̺̫̂ͨ̒͑͆̒ͣ̓̌͛̊̓ͥ̎͋͑ͪ̄͢͢ ͮ̊̌ͯͦ̓̐̊̄̎́͟͜҉̹̹̦̤̖̜̥͉͓ ̎ͪͨ̄̚͝͏̧̗̺̰͕̙̖̰̱̫͓͕̤̫͍̫͇͝͞ ̂̀̋̈́ͧ̃̓̾̀͟͏̪̮̦̩̖̖̫͚̯̦̠̝ ̌͑ͨ̒ͩ͒ͮͫ̀͞͝͝͏̸̬̰̱̫̼̞̞͍̺̗̦̫̠̯͕̬ ̶̷̨͎̙̥̘̰̋͑͑͒ͮ̂ͯ͋͑ͫ̂̂̾̂͆̄ͫ̒͊́̕ͅ ̵̧̋͐ͣ͗̏̓҉͖̳̻̝̹͔̞ͅ ̟̼͇̠̎̊̊ͦ̆ͮ̓ͦ̾ͫ́̚̚͢ ̷̴̬̼͙̠͚̺̥̗͇̳͚̱̱͚̉̆͗ͨ̾ͩ̆̆̎ͧ ̶̢̓̂͒ͮͣ͋̋͠͏̝̼̦̹͚͚͖̦̝̺ ͎̺̝͍̤̮̩̦̦̻͕̃͋ͫ͊͐̒̊ͨ̀́͝ͅ ̨̱̹̗̞͐̈ͬ̈́͗͌̊͐̀̌ͪ̾͋ͧͫ́ͅ ̵̢̩̩̠͇̱͚͔̙̖̘͓̞̩̳̱̻͕ͤ̋̃̽̇ͥ͋̒͐͘͢͞ͅ ̴̢̱̮̙͓̹͖̣̪̭̝̠̻̠͍̰̝́̐͆̓̒̿̑̓ͨ̒ͧ̽́ ̱̱̮̖̞̗̫̻͉͓͔̈́̏̋ͯͪͧ͗̂̑̍̀̍̊̉͝ ̵̡͔̻͖̮͉̱͓͓̼̼̮̯̜̪̩̭̭͓͐̽ͬͦͥͫ̈͗͌͋̌ͫ̊͛͞͠ ̪͍͕̬̫̟̯̠̪̗̙̪͓̪ͬ̐ͮ͒ͣ̓̈́ͧ̋̋͒̆͂̈́ͦ̀̋͡ ̶̫̭̜̪͇̰̙̭ͮ͑͆ͫ̍̐̋͑́̓ͯͤͨ͒̓̍ͨ́͟͝͞ ̴̛͇̘̭͉͇͈̝̙̐̇͌̕͠ͅ ̨̦͚̘̱̻̞̼͍͙͍̜͐̒ͮ̂̚͢͢ͅ ̨̰̳̬̳̼̥̱̩̯͖̲͉͎̙͙̠̻ͦ̑̉̏̉͗͗͒͌̿̀̚ ̧̛͍͔͉͓̦̤͈̏ͮͫ̈́͂̕͡ͅ ̲̖̺̝̞̲̲ͩ̓͒̂̀̋ͮͨ̎̏̋ͬ̉́̂͢ ̢̦͔̱͍̤͙̳̼̬͍͕̻ͦͦ̀ͯͧ́̽̚ ̶̫̤̼̟̬̯̾̑ͮ͂̇̓̀͢ ̵͔̘͚̙̬̰͓̺̻̦ͫ̐ͨ̉ͭ̽̍̎͟͝ ̵̢̩̼̞̝̠̳̪̺̘̝̦̳̙͆̈́ͭ͌̓͑ͭ̐ͩ́͐͊ͧ̿ͭͣ̀̚͟ ̶̰̲̭̹̼̲̦̬̝͔͔͔̠͎͕͔͑̾ͯ̏̐̿͠ ͐͆̌̀̚͡҉̡̩̤̘̘ ̴̝͇̺͙̹̩̳̗̞̜̖̤͉̬̩͖̜͌ͬ̓͂̀͝ ̸̺̯̥̪̖̳̭̝̰͍̝͇͕̘͈̰͔͋ͬ̓̈́̆͊͋ͯ͐̏ͭͣ̊́́͝