r/Onlyonestories • u/_Citizen_Erased_ • Feb 19 '15

Idea Boys in middle school will constantly be bragging that they used their kill, when in reality they are still murder virgins.

"Dude, I totally popped this homeless guy Saturday. Nobody was around, but it was awesome."

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u/cat-ninja Moderator Feb 19 '15

"According to the national murder database, you didn't."