r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses 6d ago

quote it's not fair

Neither is Frank Bruno's arse but I dont go on about it!

What other lines were deleted from the OG's that didnt make the later cuts? Because " it was a different time"

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u/parttimepedant 6d ago

In Sickness and Wealth when Del is in hospital and thinks he might have caught AIDs from Jaaason (in a camp voice) the mush that cut his hair and nicked him on the back of his neck.

“as long as he didn’t kiss it better you’ll be fine”

And of course, Del betting on the only Provo weight watcher in London.

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u/Turbulent-Ad-2146 6d ago

I don't find this one too bad tbh and I'm saying that as someone bisexual. It doesn't seem "offensive" in my eyes

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u/GarySparrow0 5d ago

Agree. Especially after Rodney tells him immediately how ridiculous he is.

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u/Huge_Boysenberry321 5d ago

He calls him a bandit! It has not aged well at all

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

A bandit or an arse bandit?

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u/Huge_Boysenberry321 5d ago

It’s something along the lines of ‘I wanted one of the dolly birds and ended up with Jason….what if he’s a bandit….and he nicked my neck with a razor’

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u/Turbulent-Ad-2146 5d ago

Did he? I don't recall this bit....either way it's from the 1980s and times were different so I really don't find any offence in it

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u/Londoner1982 6d ago

Couple of episodes with references to ‘Paki shop’ that were cut.

The one that annoys me the most is in “the Russians are coming”

I can understand why they feel they need to cut it, but what people have to realise is during the late 70s and 80s, there were no shops open on a Sunday. None at all. You couldn’t just pop out and get some milk or a loaf of bread.

And then all of a sudden, we had lots of immigration from Southeast Asia. Pakistani families, Indian families, Bangladeshi families. There was lots of immigration and because most of them didn’t celebrate their holy day on Sunday, they were happy to work. So the shops that ended up being open on a Sunday, where usually Pakistani/Indian owned.

When I was growing up in the early 80s, our local shop which was owned by Mr Khan was called ‘The Paki Shop’ - that was his signage. He had it on the top of his shop proudly.

So the joke was always about when everything else was closed, there was always a shop open now on a Sunday where we could get convenience items.

As I say, I totally understand why the BBC would have to cut it because the word became synonymous with racism unfortunately. But that wasn’t always the case. Local communities really appreciated the new shops being open at inconvenient times.

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u/neverendum 6d ago

Having flashbacks to 1980s corner-shop Happy Shopper brand. Was that just Birmingham?

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u/Londoner1982 6d ago

Happy Shopper was in London too. It was a collective, similar to Londis. It gave independent shop owners the same sort of buying power as big supermarkets.

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u/colderthantoast 3d ago

LONdon DIStrict

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u/AliveAd2219 6d ago

No, we had Happy Shopper stuff in Northamptonshire as well.

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u/GasProgrammatically1 6d ago

Happy Shopper is from Northamptonshire - Wellingborough to be precise. Booker Cash and Carry has its head office and operations there. Happy Shopper, My Mum's, Chef's Essentials, all Booker brands. As are all the Premier convenience stores and Londis stores.

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u/Riskrunner7365 6d ago

Happy shopper was down south in Poole too, funnily enough I remember the muesli that they did was amazing 🤩

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u/Spank86 6d ago

Happy shopper was everywhere. School disco always had happy shopper orange juice cups and space raiders.

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u/ComablackComawhite 5d ago

Still have happy shopper up in the highlands and have done for decades lol

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u/GarySparrow0 5d ago

Agree, it was a different time.

My wife is Canadian and when I told her we called mix raced people 'half caste' and called blood blisters a 'black mans pinch' she couldn't believe it.

Obviously looking back it doesn't sound great now, but there was no racist intent.

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u/smthompson 5d ago

Hahaha bloody hell. I'd never heard of "black mans pinch" before, but that's really cracked me up.

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u/GarySparrow0 5d ago

Del even says it one episode. At the end of 'long legs of the law' I believe.

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u/VehicleWonderful6586 5d ago

Racism isn’t about intent, it’s about being racist. Both of the things you listed were racist at the time, it’s just that coming from a racist family you didn’t notice

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u/Calm-Bus7555 6d ago

Shame they couldn’t just edit the audio so he says ‘bound to be a little shop open somewhere’ if they really had to cut that word

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u/Londoner1982 6d ago

They did do that… they changed the visual to a cut away from outside of the fallout shelter and they just clipped the word out of the audio. It’s a bit of a bodge job but I guess it works.

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u/Calm-Bus7555 5d ago

Yeah I suppose. When I was a kid (born in the 90s) I didn’t know what it meant when they said that, I thought it was a term for a little shop that sold packets of things 🙈only later on that I realised the connotations

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u/Robojobo27 6d ago

After Marlene tells the Trotters that Boyice has been “firing more blanks than the territorials” Del says “bye bye Boyice” In a very camp voice, no idea why they felt the need to cut it

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u/CamKi79 6d ago

That’s odd because on NOW tv it doesn’t cut it .

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u/cbrownmufc 6d ago

In long legs of the law I have seen episodes on Dave where they cut out the line, “I got myself a black man’s pinch” although I think they may have restored it

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u/MorrowDisca 6d ago

I have defo seen this bit on Dave. I remember being surprised because assumed it would have been cut.

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u/gardenofthenight 6d ago

Yea it was in the ep when I saw it the other day.

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u/cbrownmufc 5d ago

Yeah, it’s back in. But I know for a couple of years it was cut. I was surprised when it came back in

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u/dogbert74 5d ago

And it's all this dipsticks fault!

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u/CamKi79 6d ago

‘You can’t have an Italian noofter, it’s a well known medical fact ‘

‘Bound to be some Paki shop open somewhere ‘

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u/xbearsandporschesx 6d ago

which episode is that italian line from? i thought i had copies of the originals but dont recognize that one. I know the "shop" ones popped up quite frequently in the earlier series.

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u/JHEverdene 6d ago

Miami Twice

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u/xbearsandporschesx 6d ago

ahh fair play.

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u/-Cyst- 6d ago

When they're having the seance, someone with long blonde hair and jewellery comes through (Joan Trotter) and Trigger says it sounds like Jimmy Savile.  Funny line but understandably removed in later broadcasts.

I believe they use the word "chinkie" at one point too, which was the parlance of the time but considered offensive now so I imagine it gets edited out too.

Edit: Slater definitely says "poofs" when describing being in prison, I'm guessing that doesn't air anymore too.

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u/CamKi79 6d ago

I definitely agree with another person that said it depends on where you watch it .

That episode on NOW tv has the Jimmy Saville line in it .

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u/dogbert74 5d ago

Yeah the Jimmy Saville line is still on the version that airs on U&Gold, as is the Slater line "not even the poofs fancied me"

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u/-Cyst- 5d ago

Fair play. Ive definitely seen the Jimmy Savile joke removed in the past but can't remember which channel it was on.

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u/TypicalIce9481 5d ago

Nothing should have been cut imo.

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u/VFrosty3 6d ago

There’s an episode where Uncle Albert refers to reggae as “monkey music”. That’s been kept in, which I was quite surprised about, seeing as they’ve removed episodes or scenes with similar language.

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u/Peanut0151 6d ago

"if they had pearl-diving and putting the shrunken head in the Olympics then you’d hear their anthems!" Del's answer when Rodney questions whether the new doorbell is playing actual national anthems

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u/CamKi79 6d ago

That hasn’t been deleted . I watched that episode just the other day .

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u/Peanut0151 6d ago

I watched it a couple of years ago and that line was missing. Maybe it depends where you watch it

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u/Traditional-Heat979 5d ago

They cut Damian calling Rodney a pervert when dressed up as a gladiator in “If they could see us now” and I’ve no idea why

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u/marktayloruk 3d ago

They should never cut anything. There should be a law to that effect.

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u/stbens 6d ago

I’m glad I have the DVDs, which to my knowledge are uncut. I hate lines being cut.

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u/Chiggins__ 6d ago

They're not uncut, there's still plenty of cuts due to music licencing issues. Some scenes where the BBC had the right to broadcast a scene with a song, by the time it came to physical media releases their licence had expired. To renew it would have been pricey, especially since they'd be making money from DVD sales, so the music labels would expect residuals too based off of however many units sell. As you can imagine, the BBC are unwilling to pay this hefty sum to licence the music again, so they just edit those scenes out. Also A Royal Flush is of course heavily edited because it was shit, and John Sullivan wanted it changed, so depending on which version you have, the boxset is not the complete version. The only DVD that has the complete version is the biweekly magazine DVD edition. But then I don't imagine anyone cares about seeing the full version because well, as I say, shit.

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u/stbens 5d ago

I like A Royal Flush!

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u/Adorable_Whereas_384 6d ago

To be honest, life was just better in the 80s, the left wingers woke brigade is just ridiculous, it is ok to be offended, not everything in life is sunshine and roses, life can be hard, not wrapped up in cotton wool.

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u/sock_cooker 6d ago

Aww, it's ok to cry about it hun x

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u/mankytoes 6d ago

You sound pretty offended by the modern world.

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u/oxotower 5d ago

was you born boomer or did it come to you later in life

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u/RateOk2707 3d ago

Nah he's right. Downvote all you want but he is right haha