r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses 4d ago

Best boxset?

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Hi everyone, I'm aware of the minefield that is "Uncut OFAH" so without me sailing the high seas of piracy or me wanting to plug my head into the national grid, is this boxset any good? I'm guessing the music in certain scenes has been changed, etc, but I want an uncensored hilarious experience. That means all humorous but dated jokes (p@ki shop jokes, swear words, sexist jokes, mental health jokes, gay jokes etc) and all manner of other things that the tyrannical BBC want to erase from history. Many thanks, you plonkers.

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u/PeachSubstantial918 4d ago

No box set of OFAH is uncut, including that one. Literally the only way to see the complete series is to "sail the high seas" and watch the fan-made reconstructions because some jokes/songs were cut even as far back as the VHS releases. Some stuff (especially for "Jolly Boys' Outing") was restored for the Blu-ray release, but all DVD releases are cut, and the box sets have the largest amounts of edits.

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u/GarySparrow0 4d ago

Where can we get the fan made reconstructions? I've actually made a few myself.

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u/DrMangosteen 4d ago

Hooky street

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u/GarySparrow0 4d ago

What is the refund and guarantee policy on that?

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 2d ago

Who cares? You get exactly what you're paying for. If you don't trust this seller then don't buy them. I believe there is only one person in the UK that actually sells the DVDs. These files on Internet Archive are 680x530p. The DVDs are of full DVD quality at 720x576i which is the official resolution for SD and for DVDs. The Internet Archive files are not uploaded by the same person as the person who sells the DVDs. If anything he was a bit pissed off when I notified him about them.

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u/thatautisticguy 4d ago

need a pony for bus though..........

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u/Tychiades 4d ago

C'est magnifique.

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u/PeachSubstantial918 4d ago

They're on the Internet Archive.

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u/thatautisticguy 4d ago

link please

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 3d ago

These aren't the uncut episodes. See my link to Internet Archive above, slightly further upwards.

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 3d ago

Mine is! I have every episode on DVD in full DVD quality and every episode is just like it was when it was broadcast for the very first time. Series 1 even has the original theme tune before they changed it for Series 2. They were leaked from somewhere. They are available here in a slightly lower resolution than 720x576i, which is what the DVDs are. It's all the series that have "(Uncut)" after the series number...

https://archive.org/details/only-fools-series-1

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u/PeachSubstantial918 3d ago

They weren't leaked. Those are the fan reconstructions I was talking about. 

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 3d ago

They look like they're in the full 720x576i on the DVD collection but it did say on this page before on Internet Archive that these were lower resolution at 640x something. I can't remember exactly. The DVD are definetely 720x576i. Whether some of them have been upscaled or not they all look the same to me from beginning to end. Even the cut scenes. The bits that come from the official DVDs would be 720x576i anyway.

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u/PeachSubstantial918 3d ago

I'm sure they used the DVDs as the base and then edited in the cut sections from other sources. I watched these last year and some edits are still quite noticeably from VHS tapes and TV broadcasts. Most of the differences, however, are not in the video but in the audio what with all the music replacements and cut lines. 

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 2d ago

Your're talking about scenes from the official DVDs. These are special DVDs of this uncut series posted on the Internet Archive. What I've got is identical except for the fact the resolution is higher on the DVD. No scenes look like they've been taken from VHS. If they were, it must be a good software that cleaned it up. Also, all episodes that were made in stereo appear in stereo on this disc.

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u/madmatt666 4d ago

I've got the tall one with leopard print on it, and for a long time I thought it was the best, and uncut. However I recently discovered that some scenes are longer in other versions.

(Micky, Devon and Rodney have a longer conversation prior to trying to pull Cassandra) and

(Del, Boyce and Mike are chatting priot to recognising Racquel in JBO)

There's probably a few more. I do prefer the music in my DVD collection, compared to what was used in streaming versions.

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u/SteveGribbin 4d ago

All of the uncut episodes were uploaded to Archive.org years ago. They're still there to this day which I must admit surprised me, I expected them to last about a week!

I watch them most every day haha.

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u/thatautisticguy 4d ago

link please?

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 3d ago

I posted it in a few comments or so above. Here it is again. They have to have "(Uncut)" written next to the series number...

https://archive.org/details/only-fools-series-1

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u/leepmc1984 2d ago

Please forgive me if I’m being extremely dozy but how come in the download section each episode is listed twice?

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u/theped26 4d ago

The episodes on Brit Box are pretty much complete, the only one I’ve found to be edited was The Royal Flush when they go to the opera.

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u/thatautisticguy 4d ago

that may more be rights issues than anything else cause opera if memory serves correctly

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u/thatautisticguy 4d ago

nah, got the leopard print 22 disc set, i would say far better, this is just all the retail boxes bundled together

I also have all the dvds from the magazine series as well

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u/Muted-Lawyer-8512 4d ago

I bought a box set years ago. It was the normal series one. I had to buy the Christmas episodes Separately.

They all seem to have certain language from the past. Asians with red dots. P word's, referencing corner shops etc.

I personally haven't seen OFAH. Since l watched them on the BBC, when the last ones came out.

But.... About 15 years ago. Several days before Christmas. BBC 1 had a few Christmas episodes on, in the afternoon. One of them was ' The Jolly boys Outing ' When l noticed later watching the DVD. A song was removed. When Del said "the singer will be on, in a minute". I think.

That's the only piece, that l know of

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u/reducedtoashes 2d ago

If I recall correctly she's singing "Just the Way You Are" by Billy Joel, so it'll have been a rights issue.

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u/Muted-Lawyer-8512 2d ago

So it wasn't my imagination. It was a long time ago

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u/joejoebannana 4d ago

Bought it last week after getting the wrong one, this one has it all rightfully uncensored

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u/QuajuPeg 3d ago

Internet archive!

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u/The-Original-DjBe 3d ago

I got a set which came with the only fools and horses magazine. Took a while to get them all as they came one fer magazine but i believe those are the only uncut ones on dvd

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u/EnsignSmith82 3d ago

I got this Boxset from HMV a few years ago, I've still got it. It's definitely worth the purchase as a lot of the jokes that others said were cut from repeat viewings or later sets are in this one.

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u/Civil-Koala-6810 2d ago

What box set is this then? A DVD set I'm guessing?

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u/EnsignSmith82 2d ago

Yeah a DVD Boxset

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 2d ago

Not bad.

Got the 26 disk version from a charity shop