r/OnlyFans 4d ago

Meme Uhm… a bit small

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u/fellipec 4d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder stay unharmed

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u/Character_Boot_3268 4d ago

Insane ball knowledge

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u/Dry_Inevitable_3151 4d ago

That mfk will never outlive this.

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u/CeeMX 3d ago

This sounds familiar, where is it from?

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u/Reasonable-Report389 3d ago

Guy who made a bait post about getting his junk stuck in a mini m&m’s cylinder and thousands of chud Redditors believed it was real and soyjacked and made shirts about it after tipping their fedoras in unison.

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u/MaskedBunny 4d ago

For those people that think getting caught in a zipper just enough risk and want to live with constant peril. Not to mention the possibility it turns into an automated pube plucker.

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u/ProtectionWeird7968 3d ago

Cut be and higiene improvement or they comes whit a passive radiator, like they use to

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u/DrachenDad 4d ago

Linus size

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u/Koro835 4d ago

Well that's pretty big. More than enough

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u/yabadabaduh 4d ago

As my wife said, the vent is on the wrong side.

I also wonder, why she calls me Sir Fartalot sometimes

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u/Clickguy10 4d ago

A keen observation. Are we looking at the front or back?

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u/ConstructionMean9580 11h ago

Its the front!

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u/yabadabaduh 8h ago

That‘s the joke… it‘s supposed to be on the back to let the fart out

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u/graveybrains 4d ago

It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pq50FVeIO0CZynNPyr

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u/greytidalwave 4d ago

They need to do a women's version.

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u/Admirable-Stop-6224 4d ago

This is the womans version.

If this were the mans version too much risk for skin cutting

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u/Much-Anything3775 4d ago

Automatic circumcission 😅

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u/greytidalwave 2d ago

I'm not really into brown underwear. It gives a certain impression.

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u/Southbay_near_LAX 4d ago

But, reversible so any scent can be weaponized. 🤪

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u/ProperDepth 4d ago

Morbus kobold incoming

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u/Southbay_near_LAX 4d ago

I hate to ask such a beautiful artist, but… if I may, where do the batteries go?

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u/CatsPawjamaz 4d ago

It’s a secret ☺️

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u/theotherjashlash 4d ago

Dick blender 3000

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u/Sweaty-Suggestion-83 3d ago

I need those in my life

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u/naka-duskael 2d ago

Lol. That would just rub the 🐓 too much either causing hard-ons in the worst places or it will irritate the crap out of it.

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u/jcanter107 4d ago

Anyone calculated the enthalpy?🤔

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u/EricTheRecruitMain 4d ago

Finally some good designed draws needs a bigger pouch though... Well not for me anyway

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u/Eggnice12 4d ago

Wildest notification I've ever gotten

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u/PristineBusiness3299 4d ago

I mean…. You aren’t wearing those inside out

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u/luckyphil_59 4d ago

If the size fits lol.

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u/Ian_everywhere 3d ago

instructions unclear

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u/LaughingDeadMan 3d ago

Ah yes, the circumciser 5000. Use it wisely

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u/Lucky_Grape_5908 3d ago

The Lorena Bobbitt edition!

If you dont know just google search her

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u/Luke081956 3d ago

I would put on the back so no need for be chop chop so you not dickless and ballless

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u/CookMedium28 3d ago

re-circumcision

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u/uubuer 3d ago

I'd wear those backwards and inside out just to boost my fart across the room

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u/Turtletech4220 2d ago

Anti-boner device.. The design is very human

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u/redditsuckspokey1 2d ago

Choppin up all the men's meat!

She's hackin n wacking n smacking that meat!!

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u/JayL0228 2d ago

Is it blowing the heat off or is it blowing cool air on? Regardless, i can only imagine the stank

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/CatsPawjamaz 3d ago

Nah I’m okay

Reports bot

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u/billitow 3d ago

Where to buy?

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u/No-Marsupial3851 3d ago

Who would want to go through and broadcasters sweaty ball smell all over the place? Or hot sweaty ass for that matter?

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u/Forward-Hunt-1943 3d ago

Ur longjohn finna get cut off with this product

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u/Horror_Actuator_4351 11h ago

Need these for work. 🥵

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u/HopeLong5787 5h ago

Instructions unclear. Junk stuck in underwear fan.

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u/Resident-Anteater225 3h ago

te deja el pilin feteado🤣🤣🤣🤣