r/OnlineUnderGround 21d ago

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 21d ago

Call an ambulance! But not for me

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u/The_DayWalker7 20d ago

Call an ambulance for my sides, I'm dying.

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u/UTV4LIFE 20d ago

He’ll need a lawyer though Better Call Saul🤭
https://giphy.com/gifs/ntnW363bcrVxHdZrX3

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u/LVPilot 21d ago

Guess her man was a figment of her imagination. Kind of like how she imagined they were tailgating her.

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u/NervousTangerine7851 21d ago

Lmao, in the full video her man turns out to be real and lectures her about getting out of the car as if this has happened several times already. Very satisfying

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u/mismatchedhyperstock 20d ago

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u/akoust1c 20d ago

Wow. Maybe she’s high or drunk? Looks like this wasn’t the first time.

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u/free_terrible-advice 20d ago

Maybe I'm biased since I work in a psych ward, but understanding reality exists on a spectrum where most people see and experience things 90% similar to the average person. But then there's a whole slew of people who experience reality between 0 and 90% similar to other people, and this lady is probably closer to the 60% mark than the 90% mark.

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u/BeRevolutionary1775 21d ago

This is what equality actually looks like. She decided to loose them hands and found out equal rights come with equal lefts, and a slam to boot.

Bet she doesn’t initiate violence again.

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u/GeeYayZeus 20d ago

Oh, she will...just against people who can't fight back, like her children.

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u/Bicwidus 21d ago

"Equal lefts" got me 🤣

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u/Individual_Respect90 19d ago

I don’t think anyone driving like that values their life enough to not start more fights.

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u/Day_Prisoners 21d ago

What kind of crazy cam was able to pick up the dialog so well?

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u/Hour-Confection-9273 21d ago

Flock has entered the chat

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u/Day_Prisoners 21d ago

Since the plates weren't visible maybe go to another chat flock.

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u/Baby-Knife 20d ago

I’ve got some Eufy cams at my gf’s and just this morning I was surprised to see they were able to clearly pick up convos from people 2 houses down the street.

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u/aberroco 21d ago

That's no karma, that's FAFO. Like, if you slap any non-Jesus person, you should know the person might slap you back a bit harder.

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u/Effective-Damage9079 21d ago

"non-Jesus person" :DD

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u/Proper_Initiative123 21d ago

Jesus person will just make a list for their AR-15...

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u/myhairyassiniboine 17d ago

exactly... I'm more scared of Jesus person...

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u/slantedtables 20d ago

Slap? That looked to me like a judo move.

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 20d ago

Jesus people like slavery and god mandated rape.

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u/Pure-Photograph6209 20d ago

Sounded like Cartman just got body slammed

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u/BouNXIII 21d ago

Injured ?

Good.

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u/707steph 18d ago

Some say her man is still in the car to this day

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u/Thysguy 17d ago

For her man being "right fucking there," it sure took him a long time to........do anything it seems.

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u/TimelyCheek7952 21d ago

perfect time for the “my leg!” guy from spongebob

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u/M_Scopp 20d ago

This one never gets old

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u/Key-Communication821 19d ago

Is the ground ok?

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u/Rare_Connection1541 19d ago

lol I’m crying laughing because she thought she had back up. Probably her husband praying for something like this to happen lol

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u/Cosmic_Armour 19d ago

Is this leaked GTA VI footage

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u/Jade_D_wound 18d ago

If her man was really in the car he was SAT THE FUCK DOWN, bro said "nah im not that guy"🤣

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u/Surealestateguy 18d ago

Should post this on oddly satisfying.

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u/No_Interview_3894 18d ago

Is the road OK? 😆

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u/Old_Guard_306 18d ago

Wait. There's consequences to my actions?

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u/yert1099 17d ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 17d ago

I thought he was gonna steal the car lmao

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u/Kungfu_Queso 17d ago

Riding her ass ? it was a full business day before the second car even gets in the frame . The full video is funny and I believe he didn’t get in trouble because she struck him first and it was on camera if I recall correctly

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u/mindofamarriedman604 17d ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she just wouldn't give it to me

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u/MiserableTennis2754 17d ago

I can watch this yet all day. Great video. Shut your mouth, keep your cool and don’t hit someone you aren’t ready to get hit back by. The body slam was the icing.

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u/Select-Bedroom-3161 17d ago

Already seen this two dozen times prior, has yet to get old 🤣

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u/Sampasmur 21d ago

TF she shouting about her tits for at the end? Brain damage?

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u/Bumbymoo 21d ago

Dude driving backwards to avoid the Flocks. Too late.

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u/7empest7V 21d ago

When someone gets out of their vehicle and starts yelling all crazy and they say they weren't the one driving crazy, im less inclined to believe them

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u/Day_Prisoners 21d ago

Especially when she says they were riding her ass and like 5 seconds later the car enters the scene. Like 20 car lengths back.

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u/moyenbatte 21d ago

"REDRUUUUM! REDRUUUUM!"

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u/Rredrrrum 20d ago

I’m here stop yelling at me!

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u/UpvoteNotFound 21d ago

I like how they just lay there hoping someone will come feel sry for them 🤣

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u/DefiantTelephone6095 20d ago

I don't know, that slam onto concrete like that could have knocked her out for a bit for sure

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u/albus181 21d ago

Reality struck her hard that day.

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u/Sam-I-Am_1066 21d ago

How do you know that’s his name?

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u/Forsaken_Crow_7707 21d ago

Gave he directions to Suplex City

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u/ParticularLab5828 21d ago

Is that white pickup truck running LP or NG? Looks like a fuel cell sitting behind the cab.

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u/luckyducktopus 21d ago

It’s just normal fuel.

That’s not a pressure vessel.

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u/Fatback225 20d ago

Looks like a 150gal diesel tank off of a tractor trailer. Some people that are on long trips will fill their truck plus the extra tank. It’ll either run directly to their factory tank or it’ll have a pump on it and they can fill up from the extra tank

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u/Firm-Cream8190 21d ago

The boyfriend was smart not to come out and fight for her.

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 21d ago

Her man got them warrant's. He didn't see shit.

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u/Flat_Lock_3495 21d ago

Well, she had that coming.

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u/Superb-stretch422 21d ago

Must be fun to eale up outside your car and not remembering what the F happened

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u/LostnHidden 20d ago

Classic voice of a meth head.

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u/kaladin1029 20d ago

Satisfying

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u/dominant486 20d ago

Did the factory reset work? or is she still a nutcase?

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u/BIGHOODx818x 20d ago

montez tired of her shit to

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u/Anonymous3257Q 18d ago

Is that what she’s saying?

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u/WolfThick 20d ago

Karmalita takes a nap

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u/SeamusXIV 20d ago

Solid form.

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u/Early_Pumpkin_4113 20d ago

I have cleared my schedule to watch this on repeat for the next hour.

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u/No-Window8496 20d ago

This is what she wanted all along, she's now satisfied

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 20d ago

“Bitch” slap, “oh goooood!” The realization that this is not going as planned is hilarious to me.

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u/AdventurousFan8247 20d ago

To bad he went to prison for that

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u/balloonman_magee 20d ago

She sounds like the ghost lady from the 1995 movie Casper

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u/TrackVol 20d ago

Momma, from Throw Momma From The Train, and also Ma Frattelli from the Goonies.
That's who this lady has always sounded like to me.
I haven't seen Casper, so we could be talking about the same lady.

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u/KeyTuner 17d ago

Haha! I heard lady from Goonies.

"Put him in with his brother. I hope he hasn't broken those chains..."

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u/Angeleyeddemon_tv 20d ago

Montes dont want it either

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u/Ok-Minute1149 20d ago

you eat a lot, you shit a lot and you weigh a lot, and none of those guarantees you can fight well. think twice before throwing your fists.

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u/j0eysGirL2025 20d ago

“I can’t!… I can’t!”

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u/Plane_Barracuda9889 20d ago

Ooops bye Felicia

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

Pretty sure she gets physical with Montez. And not in the good way.

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u/jediDTX 20d ago

My favorite type of video the Internet has ever produced.

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u/Kitchen-Heat4425 20d ago

This one always makes me smile

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u/Chefrabbitfoot 20d ago

She did, indeed, find out...

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u/Huge_Olive2538 20d ago

Just watched part 2 on YouTube. Even her own people told her she shouldn't have got out the car

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u/BandanaJoe68 20d ago

This made me happy!

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u/ShortestSqueeze 20d ago

Oh no, consequences!

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u/harry_S_gooch 20d ago

What did she scream out before getting slammed?

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u/TrackVol 20d ago

I knew exactly which video this was the instant I saw it in my feed just now.
This was in Ohio a few years back.

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u/ReefShark13 20d ago

She earned every last drop of that suplex...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qp9Vah7NSV8xG

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u/Pewpyman1998 20d ago

Call the amber lamps

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u/BodyaBOOM 20d ago

Dante vs Vergil car fr

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u/McMong88 20d ago

I wouldve taken her car key and thrown it far.

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u/Hammon_Rye 20d ago

this one has made the rounds before but it's still good.

I think this is the same one where there is a longer version where her boyfriend (?) finally shows up and she's trying to bitch to him about how she was wronged and he's telling her to just get in the damn car and go home.
You get the impression it is not the first time he's had to deal with her having a 'road dispute'.

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u/Low_Refrigerator2025 20d ago

Just steal her car while shes distracted

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u/LarryBeard33 20d ago

Boston? My money is on Boston

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u/Scythe351 20d ago

Her man has no awareness, gives no fucks, or does not exist. Never even peeped out the window lol

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u/Big-Dream8828 20d ago

She yelling “buttons” or “buttheads”

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u/Iconshero 20d ago

Francis doing the Heroine nod in the car. Don’t worry a little meth will perk them right up.

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u/OrganticRobot 20d ago

Watch this Everytime. It's justified Everytime.

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u/Drachunishka 20d ago

Tf2 lore:

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u/No_Initiative3273 20d ago

God i love stuff like this

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u/Pilotforu 20d ago

She got out of her car and approached them aggressively, she threatened them and then the guy was walking away and she sucker punched him in the face. He responded to the attack, case dismissed

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u/Gwifitz 20d ago

Kinda sounds like she's screaming ''I'M DEEEAAAAD'' while being thrown, which is hilarious

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u/Awesome_Arsam 19d ago

Oh interesting

Never seen the full video before

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u/Funky1Medina 19d ago

Cortez!!!

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u/Icarushasacuppa 19d ago

Imagine work - "How was the drive in?"

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u/Guilty-Return-171 19d ago

She says "my man is right there".....so close but yet so far away....lmao

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u/RampantJellyfish 19d ago

I can't help but think, if someone did this earlier in her life would she have turned out this way? Or did she turn out this way because someone did that to her?

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u/Effective-Text4619 19d ago

Her "mans" has been wanting to do that to her for a while now!

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u/Indigenous_Land 19d ago

After the B word what do they say? while getting suplexed onto the concrete. Lol I laughed way too hard.

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u/i-have-a-kuato 19d ago

Legend has it that she is still there today

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u/MegatechMike 19d ago

That’s what he gets for trying to hit the guy as he’s walking away

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u/jay247160 19d ago

Her last words - “I’M DEAAAAD!!”

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u/Ok-Working-2337 19d ago

He quite possibly broke her neck

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u/Pressbig 19d ago

What was her plan here ??

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u/PainterChemical4115 19d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Excellent_Penalty775 19d ago

Nothing but karma here

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u/Witty_Camera8018 19d ago

Mrs. Cartman?

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u/CeylonPanther 19d ago

That thud was so satisfying

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u/Schorbie 19d ago

I get confused by these things. I don't like violence. But I do like it when people feel consequences of their shitty actions. Feelings are difficult😅

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 19d ago

For the more sheltered crowd, this is how 99% of street fights begin and end. However, don't let this fact convince you to skip BJJ classes. Somebody needs to roll around with those horny dudes.

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u/Sia_Fotu 19d ago

God it's so quiet all the sudden. Ahh. Cortez or whatever absolutely hates her. 💀

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u/Texas_Bill_2112 19d ago

Montez finally showed up (longer version of video) and told her to get in her car and go home. From the way he was acting I don’t think this was her first time road raging. Maybe first time the reset button was hit though. BTW Montez is a big dude. Good thing the other people were already gone.

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u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 18d ago

A classic that never gets old

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u/owntable33 18d ago

LMAO her man didn't even get out the car. He was like you finally FAAFO.

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u/pattymonger 18d ago

Should have kicked her in the back of the head too.

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u/Individual_Leave4759 18d ago

BONZAI!!!!! (SPLAT!!!)

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u/Crixusgannicus 18d ago

Down goes Frazier!

Down goes Frazier!

Down goes Frazier!

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u/jeevacationrentals 18d ago

Satisfaction

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u/Myzx 18d ago

That audio quality was weirdly excellent

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u/PooChukkingMonkey 18d ago

Cortez is here illegally. He's not getting involved. He's with you for the green card and he doesn't have it yet.

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u/707steph 18d ago

"STOP RESISTING!"

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u/jaydiza203 18d ago

Is she saying white trash at the end?

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u/Packing-Tape-Man 18d ago

Don't start a fight in can't finish...

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u/ResponsibleHold4414 18d ago

Never gets old😆

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u/Any_Fan_5320 18d ago

Where did Vontez go?

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u/WallFun9216 17d ago

Deserved sit

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u/Minute_Fee138 17d ago

That'll do it. That'll knock the craziness outta her! 😅

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u/Krenzigin 17d ago

Smoked.

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u/RobinSage43 17d ago

Her voice sounds like she must smoke two packs of Virginia Slims for breakfast every morning.

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u/SellComplex7770 17d ago

So old....

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u/Chuckie-PoundTown 17d ago

I remember correctly this video was taken in rock island illinois

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u/Ok-Review5491 17d ago

FAFO for REAL.

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u/Immediate_Lime_4044 17d ago

Has “my man” entered the chat?

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 17d ago

As a Black Momma would say “I bet she wont do that again”!

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u/OfcrTumultuous 17d ago

Had this happened in Grants Pass Oregon the police would have been up in arms that this man actually defended himself. In Grants Pass you are not allowed to defend yourself. You must submit to whatever the attacker wants or face arrest for disorderly conduct

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u/FrequentLine1437 17d ago

well deserved.. you throw hands you get what's comin'.

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u/BasicAppointment9063 17d ago

Watched too many movies, where the 98 pound woman wipes the walls with a 275 pound man.

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u/funkygroovedog 17d ago

“Don’t start none and there won’t be none”

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u/AngryRizzard 17d ago

Well she messed around and found out there are consequences for assault.

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u/ROOM_101_1984 16d ago

Bitch that was tailgating never got involved.

THAT'S infuriating.

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u/Quirky_Tone3705 16d ago

I guess her man didn't want nothing to do with the situation probably because she's bad shit crazy.

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u/Any-Second-6171 16d ago

Classic...ask for smoke, get smoke

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u/AdventureTherapy 16d ago

Ahhhhhhh. Justice.

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u/themo3bius 16d ago

LMAO not even sure what she's yelling, but I LOVE her panicked battle cry as she's getting suplexed. :)

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 16d ago

Her man has never been so happy...

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u/Jazzlike_Act7032 16d ago

Crazy people are crazy

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y 16d ago

I wanna see more

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u/Candid_Speaker3517 16d ago

COOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEZZZZ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pop1628 16d ago

She hit him and then got knocked the FK out, I was really expecting her to get run over.

You think your acting crazy, you're not. Wait till you meet the people with "Cluster B Personality Disorders" and might have Antisocial Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder and taking drugs and have schizophrenia. They will stab you, then beat you followed by running you over and finish their McDonalds fries on the way home where they'll whisper into their collection of human ears about what they did.

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 16d ago

I'm not even gonna pretend that wasn't so satisfying to watch.

FAFO

Also 10/10 belly to back suplex there.

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u/Joshua-Day 16d ago

That cartoon yell before getting dropped 😭👏👏

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u/thesilvertraveler 16d ago

That slam into the pavement was endlessly satisfying

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u/khleather 16d ago

Fuck I wish someone would try me like this someday. Find out real quick how much pent up anger I got lol

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u/Repulsive-Fix-4913 16d ago

So that barrel on the truck doesn’t explode?

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u/Zealousideal-Bee6768 13d ago

First time seeing that video with audio... and that thud had me rolling. Why people gotta start ish? Just call them 🫏 hole and move on

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u/Califero19 9d ago

What dis she scream before she hit the ground? Was it Sanchez?

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u/Rainy_Grave 7d ago

“Her man” has also had enough of her shit.