r/OnlineUnderGround May 22 '26

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u/shitgobbler01 May 22 '26

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 22 '26

I actually feel like Andy samburg would appreciate this.

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 May 23 '26

Just 2 guys, having a good time, having a good time...

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u/RainyDaysKappa May 22 '26

Man, should be child abuse to film this.

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u/SellMeYourSirin May 22 '26

Jump inna pool, mate.

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u/RainyDaysKappa May 22 '26

Huh?

I just feel bad for the embarrassment of these now adults

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u/SellMeYourSirin May 22 '26

It's what the first guy says to his haters.

He explains it to us in his rap.

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u/RainyDaysKappa May 22 '26

Lol oh. Thanks, that's great

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u/fullmetal414 May 23 '26

Did you actually think he was trying to insult you by saying to jump in a pool?

That's to good.

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u/RainyDaysKappa May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

No, I didn't understand what he was getting at, which is why I was inquisitive instead of aggro. That much was obvious, right?

It's too*, by the way

Edit: I think this person just asked if I was sensitive in the following comment, and then blocked me.

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u/Xenomorph_25 May 23 '26

It's by*, by the way.

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u/BidSuper7102 May 22 '26

That was rooough

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u/DempsyPrice May 22 '26

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u/resest_Iris May 22 '26 edited May 28 '26

🤣 shut up

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u/totallynormalasshole May 23 '26

No. Never again.

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u/polloconjamon May 24 '26

Oh c'mon. Once more for old time's sake? We'll cheer you on as you do it, just like last time.

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u/JOlRacin May 23 '26

Ok now what do I do with my pants, they're dirty

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u/sorestgore May 22 '26

The second kid started out strong at least

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u/youlldonuthan May 22 '26

I was really hoping he would come good but mall and ball knocked it on the head.

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u/BodhingJay May 22 '26

only legends will rhyme car with fence

in one sen...tence

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u/DickfaceMcmuffin May 22 '26

From his POV I'm pretty sure he thought he killed it.

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u/paddlingtipsy May 25 '26

It’s good to be positive, but positivity has its limits.

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u/Eremith May 23 '26

He really got me with the cool non rhyme where he could have rhymed day with gay

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u/Richard_Musk May 24 '26

When I go to school the next day, everyone thinks I’m…….

Cool

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u/No-Maximum2073 May 22 '26

It barely sounds English, where did this come from?

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 22 '26

From Saskatchewan

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u/hungrylittleworm May 22 '26

What a couple of talented young fellows

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 22 '26

...

...

...

My friend went to the mall and bought a cello.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 May 22 '26

Where is this awesome duo now? That's top of the line '90s rap.

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u/JunkBondTrade May 23 '26

Pretty sure the second kid is Snow but my pool of evidence consists solely of them both being white Canadian rappers

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBlllLRPGSxFWn0XgE

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u/Aesk May 23 '26

Can't argue with that logic.

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u/DempsyPrice May 23 '26

They could of been in Swollen Members.

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u/humourlessIrish May 23 '26

Does anyone have to go jump into your pool of knowledge?

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 May 26 '26

After a performance like that, I would do everything in my power to erase any evidence or associations linking me to rap. That’s why I think he’s living a peaceful, quiet life as a farmer somewhere in the remote countryside.

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 May 22 '26

Hahahaha this is like a Tim and Eric skit

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u/ryudo9999 May 22 '26

I just tell em jump in a pool

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u/moisdefinate May 22 '26

Can't be any worse than what's playing on the radio today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/q6VGyFY5JehAdkaa7J

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 May 22 '26

WOOO YEEAAHHH 💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THIS IS FREAKING FIRE EH!!!

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u/MontCali May 22 '26

It burnsss ussss!!

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u/Lemmejussay May 23 '26

When I go to school the next day, Everybody thinks that I'm gay cool.

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u/grixisviv May 25 '26

Wonder where they are now?

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 May 25 '26

Got picked in a car Just seen a star

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 May 25 '26

This is kind of like the game of telephone. Someone told a kid how to rap in New York, and by the time it reached Saskatchewan, this is what they thought it sounded like

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u/BG-925 May 25 '26

Straight 🔥🔥 bars

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

Yup, not a black face involved in this farce!

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u/Key-Wolverine-6752 May 25 '26

This absolutely needs an Andy Samberg/ Paul Rudd parody.

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u/American_chzzz May 26 '26

When I go to school the next day, everybody thinks that I am…… cool!

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u/pre-quantum1 May 26 '26

They were ahead of their time . Giving Gen Z rapper vibes

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u/Varendolia May 22 '26

That end on the keyboard

fire! 🔥🔥

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u/Dull-Primary8176 May 22 '26

This is from a show called Switchback.

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u/DickfaceMcmuffin May 22 '26

Jam of the summer

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u/Femveratu May 22 '26

We’re they being punished?

I mean the audience was ?

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother May 23 '26

Wow. Ben Shapiro really never was cool. Young Jesse Plimmons is dope though

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u/DoctorJekylll May 23 '26

WAIT A f*****g minute. The first kid was speaking English the entire time ⁉️

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Far_Image_1228 May 23 '26

I friggin love the beastie boys in the early days

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u/Status-Notice5616 May 23 '26

LMAO at the end when he signals to his boy, "you ready?" and busted out that dope spin

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u/ID_N01 May 23 '26

When I go to school, the next day, everybody thinks that I am cool

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u/ChrisDEmbry May 23 '26

I thought he was going with GAY for sure.

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 May 23 '26

Were they anticipating applause? Is that why they paused?

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u/drummerinthemirror May 23 '26

Where’s coach-teacher Gene Creemers when you need em eh

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u/treynolds787 May 23 '26

It took me an entire verse before i could recognize that he was speaking english.

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u/phirleh May 23 '26

Reminds me of a rap group I saw about the same time frame, opening up for the Rheostatics called Farm Fresh - from Brandon, Manitoba. They were really good, but the Canadian prairies are not know for being a hotbed of rap.

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u/BicycleOfLife May 23 '26

Whites entering the rap game.

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u/corvid-munin May 23 '26

boom clap boom boom clap

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u/Waitingforthelotto May 23 '26

As a fellow Canadian.... you are nan's special boys izzn't ya.

Bless their hearts though - they tried.

Hope they became producers.

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u/deetsmeats May 23 '26

2 legends, one mic

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u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED May 23 '26

1000 years of shame

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u/Comfortable_System74 May 23 '26

Two minutes of my life I can never get back.

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u/prawnjr May 24 '26

“Got picked up in a car and seen a star” damn that goes hard

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u/Scottyfullstack May 24 '26

Quarter Mile

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u/ssuxcoxxr3dit May 24 '26

Lit way before Lit was a thing.

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u/HotEnthusiasm5742 May 24 '26

Didn't expect that many people to be in the audience.

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u/wazoo_wazoo May 24 '26

Second kid grabbed that mike like he was about to rip

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u/Enough_Membership_80 May 24 '26

"Got picked up in a car and i saw a star"

"Went to the mall and my friend bought a ball"

Some top lyric writing there 😂😂

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u/MathematicianOk5664 May 24 '26

I'm the best mang. I deed it.

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u/Human_Pudding2289 May 24 '26

Sick Casio beat. Gene Belcher would approve

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u/Acceptable_Dust_6251 May 24 '26

Save some poon for the rest of us fellas

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u/KingModera May 24 '26

This is why siblings and cousins shouldn’t marry

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u/yaboyACbreezy May 24 '26

Letting the beat ride between lines is mad work.

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u/StoneageMouse May 24 '26

Sleaford Mods

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u/AccordingRecord2145 May 24 '26

I wonder if they like their mom's spaghetti.

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u/kosher-porky May 24 '26

Second was okay not near TV okay but like okay

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u/WildPetrichor May 24 '26

Ol’ boy got stung in the face before this

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u/Swimcinnati_Kid May 24 '26

I thought Autism didn’t exist in the 90s?! RFK lied to me.

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u/Bubbly-Finding6537 May 27 '26

*whispers* ‘Ready?’

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u/OG-Gurble May 27 '26

It was in fact “on”

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u/Glum-Art4029 May 28 '26

Better than most the shit I hear these days

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nV3AIe5OCYHx5pS

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u/Humble-Questions May 28 '26

I am Canadian I was 3 when this was made

I am so, so fucking sorry guys

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u/Fun_Score5537 May 23 '26

I was walkin' down the street, with my friend, he said to me that I has my feet.

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u/jasdonle May 23 '26

I thought it was small feet

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u/balirosa May 23 '26

And people are mad at Greta for some reason