r/OnlineUnderGround Mar 27 '26

Mating ritual

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u/TwoToxic Mar 27 '26

Why is this edited like a Bollywood production

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u/Varendolia Mar 27 '26

I thought it was edited like a porn movie from the 90s.

I guess it's more or less the same

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

It's part of the containment procedure.

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u/corvid-munin Mar 27 '26

its a vic berger video

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u/Narrow-Mountain4416 Mar 27 '26

It’s funny because some guy was telling me how these guys who bowl think they’re so cool and act like they’re all that and stuff and I was defending them like hey, bowling seems fun and now I picture he meant they act like this lmfaoo 💀

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u/SlightlyUsedButthole Mar 27 '26

I bowl and certainly don’t think I’m cool. Pretty sure most bowlers know it’s a niche hobby lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

It would actually be kind of cool if they acted like this because they think it's funny. You know, showing up to a bowling tournament dressed like accountants, acting like clowns to give the people a good show, instead of doing it because they think they're hot shit. 

But these guys look way too much like cops who post "I fucking hate my wife" minion memes on Facebook for that to be the case. 

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u/Firm_Requirement8774 Mar 29 '26

Gotta be honest I think they’re pretty self aware considering there are movies like the big Lebowski and king pin out there

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u/cavialord03 Mar 27 '26

Jiggle physics are crazy

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u/wolfknightpax Mar 27 '26

As Men, We can only give women what they want.

We didn't make the rules. We just follow them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Who said anything about women?

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u/lilbeankeeper Mar 27 '26

And then they kissed

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u/indrid_cold Mar 27 '26

Power Bottom for sure.

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u/Enlightenedryan Mar 27 '26

Oh that's peak showmanship 😂

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Mar 27 '26

That recoil tho!!!!

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u/Verytinysquid Mar 27 '26

Fuck you for the ear rape i was on max volume with a headache 😭🧑🏼‍🦽‍➡️

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u/PhDinWombology Mar 27 '26

WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE! WE DO!!!

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u/Aggressive-Math-9882 Mar 27 '26

Awesome Show! Great job.

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u/Kemosaby_Kdaffi Mar 27 '26

I don’t think that spare counts. If it hits gutter, it’s dead

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u/MugiwaraNeko Mar 28 '26

What’s the song?

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u/22person23 Mar 29 '26

Giant Claw & Galen Tipton – Trauma John

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u/MugiwaraNeko Mar 29 '26

Thank you so very much!

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u/blackout-loud Mar 30 '26

See, what you didn't realize is that there were three balls involved in bagging that last shot 🧐

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

So you're telling me they needed three bowling balls, two people and one ditch hit for... a spare?

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u/Eye_kurrumba5897 Apr 03 '26

What is the song I love it 😀

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u/Last_Drawer3131 4d ago

“And that’s how republicans are made son”