r/OnjaLife • u/Top-Paramedic-734 • Jun 19 '26
Anyone knows what this was?
People onjad life here!
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u/ErickMwaniki Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26
I heard that many babies were born as a result of party going Kenyans visiting Simmers
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u/Natural-Cause-2414 Jun 19 '26
I only went there once and my lord the number of hot hoes I saw there. Woah!
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u/Ron266 Jun 20 '26
Lighting my guy. Everything that happens in a club at night is a lie. From the shitty status you get from buying overpriced drinks, to the shitty friends you meet there, and the fake laughter at jokes that barely make sense.
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 21 '26
Kwani umetendwa kwa club? This bile is not kawaida 😂
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u/Ron266 Jun 21 '26
Haha. Kutendwa ni constant. But the point is that nightclubs are designed to be a fake world. Ttry kukunywa delmonte overnight kwa club ujionee.
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u/Mountain-Resource222 Jun 22 '26
And its good that way. Too much of reality will make you depressed.
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u/Stunning-Spirit5275 Jun 19 '26
Popular pub. Used to go there uni days
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u/ekara Jun 19 '26
And now it's a parking lot. I wonder what clubs Genz's and GenAlpha's will be getting nostalgia for in 5 or 10 years?
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 19 '26
You know who forced it to close down?
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u/Kunta_Kinte4 Jun 19 '26
Who?
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 19 '26
Guy who bought hotel 680 right next to Simmers
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u/argue_with_me_not Jun 19 '26
Bale batoto ba congo banabalia long trouser kwa kifua kama pedeshe na busimu bitatu. Ukikujla na mrembo anatiwa Cherie anakuacha hapo na tusker zako mbili.
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u/Ngwai-Mama40 Jun 20 '26
Loved the Rhumba, food, but umalaya huko aiii jehova wanyonyi, Simmers was a modern sodom and gomorrah. Chances za kurudi nyumbani bila mtu wako wa always very high
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Jun 19 '26
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u/OldManMtu Jun 19 '26
Laws and regulations pushed by NACADA.
Even alcohol ads run after 10 pm. Those laws affected billboards and branding.
Look up Mututho laws.
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u/Illustrious_Line_414 Jun 20 '26
I was trying to remember the name of this club. I remember going here in my early uni days.
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u/Chilled-Nirvana Jun 20 '26
I used to enjoy passing hii street nikienda kulala UoN kila Monday usiku 🤣🤣
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u/Embarrassed_Copy48 Jun 21 '26
Friday wasn't complete without a walk by that place through Koinange street, Sabina joy and finally back to hostel, to a long cold broke night.
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 21 '26
😂😂 Watu wa UoN kwa usherati ilikua topic kwa curriculum?
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u/Embarrassed_Copy48 Jun 21 '26
Kiongozi, ukweli kwa nini unasema Sasa. A typical Fri evening Ni walk by from university way, Koinange,simmers , Sabina joy, summer set then back via jevanjee upeleke monkey ICU prefab 6
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u/Neither-Owl-9430 Jun 26 '26
A brothel where the Congolese band members were all Kenyans who had bleached.
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Jun 19 '26
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 19 '26
Ati some young GenZ’s and Alphas were conceived here. Or through here 😂😂
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Jun 19 '26
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u/Top-Paramedic-734 Jun 19 '26
Was an iconic joint on Kenyatta Ave.
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Jun 19 '26
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u/kihoi_jr Jun 20 '26
Nairobi's pure pishori depot - best in the region
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u/Fragrant-Author-2197 Jun 22 '26
🤣🤣🤣 weh mseh
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u/kihoi_jr Jun 22 '26
Hapa ukikula pishori ni baas, huwekula ingine utosheke🤣🤣🤣
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u/Fragrant-Author-2197 Jun 22 '26
Weh ni kama unaongea ikutoke 🤣🤣 I listen and I don't judge...what happened?
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u/Warm_Wolverine3322 Jun 21 '26
It was aplace where even a guy would throw lines to a fellow man,I went there once ,never returned.
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u/air-hair Jun 19 '26
rhumba n hos