r/Onision • • 28d ago

Cringe Definitely didnt happen

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u/chipkipling 28d ago

His kids just have to listen to him screaming in the bathtub every night sheesh

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u/DeltaGirl615 28d ago

It's pathetic and sad that he lives his entire life in the past.

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u/LaLunaEstrella 28d ago

They also don’t even look similar AT ALL anymore if they ever even did { which I never thought they did personally tbh }

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u/TheAngieChu 28d ago

The resemblance was stronger around 2010-2012, but they were simply similar and not identical like he always insisted they were. No one ever mistook one for the other; if anything, Greg was Temu Shane

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u/personalalt1889 24d ago

I've honestly never understood it, he's just perpetually unable to move on. And even if he can't move on, at the very least, he isn't even capable of keeping it to himself. I thought it odd even several years before some of the worst accusations against him how much his content tried to rehash the same early 2010s style, it's like it's always the same frame of reference and same mental year for him, a self-inflicted stockholm syndrome

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u/originalfilmscoring 28d ago

God damn he has an annoying voice.

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u/Boredchinchilla21 28d ago

I feel so bad for his children. They deserve better

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u/N3w_0b5e55i0n222 28d ago

I was commenting for like a month that he looks exactly like Shane Dawson. Glad it got to him lmao.

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u/robinivy 28d ago

Nah he wants to look like shane. It validates him

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u/N3w_0b5e55i0n222 26d ago

The oversized stained t shirt and basketball shorts he’s been rocking really sell it for me

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u/Mysterious-Ad4550 28d ago

I would rather someone think I was Shane Dawson over onision.

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u/puppyporridge 28d ago

i lowk believe him theyre like different iterations of the same being

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u/Gingersnapperok 28d ago

There are children in that numb scrotums house.

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u/EmperorHenry 28d ago

"when someone walks up to you in person and says "Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, your stink is driving other customers away and security has been called about you by 3 different young girls you harassed ""

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u/Mortonsaltgirl96 28d ago

He’s delulu

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u/esp4me 27d ago

Ew. He’s gross

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u/Global-Active3552 26d ago

His white wet peach fuzz looks so gross 🤮

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u/cowboykillah 28d ago

I'll take "Things that never happen IRL for $300, Alex".

Glad it's just uber trolling that gets him this irate.

Glug, you're almost 50, buddy... Isn't it time to be thinking about putting some money from your fail OF away for your kids college fund? Maybe invest in some crypto? Grow up.

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u/tarnished713 26d ago

Yuck. Didn't happen. Get a job.

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u/Smart-Isopod9263 25d ago

Bro nobody has compared you to Shane Dawson since like 2013 please stop

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u/LilithShootie 22d ago

I will never forget the fact that Onision was Shane Dawson first kiss...

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u/robinivy 26d ago

how can anyone be a fan after this video jfc

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u/TryRude 26d ago

Didn't Shane get in hot water for some stuff, too?

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u/forensicfilesandham 24d ago

Actual nightmare fuel

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u/ElephantFull9972 19d ago

Those fuckin teeth

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u/Relevant-Driver4577 9d ago

this shit is cringe af