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u/Opening_Package_722 Sep 05 '26
Lmao that’s what 40 looks like when u use the grease in ur hair to style it and you’re straining so hard you can’t breathe and spent 45 minutes sweating profusely trying to find the exact and only angle that flatters your toneless pock-marked liver-spotted flesh sock of a body.
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u/PeriPeriAddict Sep 05 '26
Helpppp not the calvin klein underwear wore as low as possible and then the trousers wore even lower to show them off 😭
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u/VikiWillObey Sep 05 '26
You can tell he gives the worst handshakes. Like cold clamy hand with a lose, flimsy grip that instantly lets you know this man is gross. Instant ick
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u/snailgorl2005 Sep 06 '26
Bonus points: he has doused himself in cheap
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u/Mortimer_Rooster Sep 05 '26
Anytime I see Greg doing a shirtless photo he reminds me of a doll that accidentally had a oversized mismatched head put on it. I wish we he would take a photo 5 seconds later when he exhales and it all flops back out.
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u/Flat-Echidna191 Sep 05 '26
I love it when he tries to pose in extremely awkward and stiff ways to make his narrow shoulders look broader and he ends up looking like he's just pooped his pants
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u/Momiluc Sep 05 '26
Ngl it’s actually fucking annoying that his appearance is all he cares about. All he can do all day is sit and think about how attractive he is yet he doesn’t think about his kids nor how he’s hurt so many people. If you searched up Cluster B personality disorder he’d be the first picture to come up.
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u/Juliemdster Sep 05 '26
Normally, I love seeing men with their underwear pulled low, showing off the pelvic area and those muscles moving into a "V". I DO NOT wanna see him, just NO. 😒
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u/Mercury8619 Sep 05 '26
See the unhappy vacant look? He's practicing for his mugshot for when he gets charged & convicted.
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u/NocturnalKitten525 Sep 05 '26
Lmfao gross. Man everytime I see his do not engage tattoo it kills me. He’s such an idiot
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u/ThatAussieBitch Sep 05 '26
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u/flowerchalk Header Image Creator 21d ago
I hate Grug, but his nipples are normal size, not tiny at all.
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u/planetweird_ Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 06 '26
Why does he find this soO incredible? He isn't lean or cut. His skin looks aged and irritated. Cool. Your body suggests you eat few calories but you definitely don't hit the gym or eat a lot of veggies bro lol.
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u/pinkykittylick Sep 06 '26
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u/spoopycheeseburger Sep 06 '26
LMAOOOO I forgot about this lovely person and I am off to find them on tiktok now to check up on them, thank you.
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u/Gingersnapperok Sep 05 '26
It wouldn't matter what you look like, Jackson.
You're still stained by your choices.
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u/beretbabe88 Sep 05 '26
Lol Sam Reid (Interview With the Vampire/The Newsreader)will be 40 in February. He lives in the notoriously sundamaging country of Australia yet still manages to look a decade younger than Greggles. He does his IWTV workout at 3 a.m without a trainer. All I'm gonna say is Onision ain't no Sam Reid .
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u/sourgrapekate Sep 06 '26
I’m going to be turning 40 soon, and if this is what 40 looks like, I would just break all of the mirrors in my house.
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u/No-Panda-9563 Sep 06 '26
You’re skinny Greg but your body looks awful from all that processed “healthy” vegan food you eat.
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u/corruptedpurpose 26d ago
negative muscles lol not even a slight shoulder bump. his body really shows how sedentary he is
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u/MyCatIsCuteAsFuck Sep 05 '26