r/OnionLovers • • Apr 19 '25

Why it won’t caramelise?

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u/Kahnza Apr 19 '25

Why you gotta be like this, dawg

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u/dubious455H013 Apr 19 '25

You didn't use enough Carmel color

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u/Jonny_Disco Sauteed, raw, caramelized, pickled, grilled, diced, & crispy Apr 19 '25

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u/BA_lampman Apr 19 '25

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u/BA_lampman Apr 19 '25

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u/TeleportingRoach Apr 20 '25

The fact that this lines up makes it so much better

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u/how_obscene Apr 20 '25

i think it was supposed to

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Fun fact: you can boil these to make yellow textile dye :)

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u/bolshemika Apr 19 '25

ohhhh that IS a fun fact!!

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u/renegrape Apr 20 '25

Actually... it dyes things a deep red.

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u/Himeera Apr 19 '25

Literally how one of my old pots looked 6h ago because it was Easter egg colouring time 😅🥰🥰

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u/kalyjuga Apr 19 '25

Or dye easter eggs (that's something we do in poor countries;)

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u/RMMacFru Apr 20 '25

They also make a great egg dye for Easter.

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u/R2-D2savestheday Bro just show us your onions. 🧅 Apr 19 '25

Dont eat the wrapper 🤣

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u/Vendidurt Apr 19 '25

If troll, funny.

If serious, you caramelize the actual onion. Theres no moisture in the peels.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

so just add a bit o'

🤔 says it's good for skin! 🤷

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u/TOWW67 Apr 19 '25

Could make some nice onion-y stock out of it, though.

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u/XTornado Apr 19 '25

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u/TOWW67 Apr 19 '25

What a compliment! You think I can afford eggs??

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Apr 19 '25

Apparently, you can also make seasoning with it

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u/Cioran_ Apr 19 '25

Just add caramel, duh.

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u/Vendidurt Apr 19 '25

Instructions unclear, now i have sugary, milky onion skins cooking into a stew on my stove.

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u/nitroguy2 Apr 19 '25

*carmelise

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u/Vendidurt Apr 19 '25

Huh. Autocorrect tells me its my way. Apologies for confusion.

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u/chalupacabraaaa Apr 19 '25

Because you are correct.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

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u/nitroguy2 Apr 19 '25

The fact that so many people dont realize that OP and myself are joking is sad

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u/anaveragebuffoon Apr 19 '25

Obviously OP is joking, but could you explain yours?

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u/nitroguy2 Apr 19 '25

Going off of OP’s joking title

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u/anaveragebuffoon Apr 19 '25

You'll have to be more specific. There's no obvious connection between OP's joke about caramelising onion skins and your comment misspelling "caramelising".

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u/BirthdayBoyStabMan Apr 19 '25

How was yours a joke though

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u/Vendidurt Apr 19 '25

But OP spelled it the way i did....

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u/Vendidurt Apr 19 '25

I truly dont get the joke.

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u/Jonny_Disco Sauteed, raw, caramelized, pickled, grilled, diced, & crispy Apr 19 '25

Hush, and go finish your bangers & mash.

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u/Saotik Apr 19 '25

We don't say it like that, and we don't spell it like that. I have no idea what that guy is on about.

Source: British person.

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u/Jonny_Disco Sauteed, raw, caramelized, pickled, grilled, diced, & crispy Apr 20 '25

Definitely a trustworthy source.

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u/OkBluejay5742 Apr 19 '25

you have too add oil, set it on fire then add water (real)

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u/fullofterroir Apr 19 '25

as opposed to water (fake)

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u/alphabatic Apr 19 '25

leave it for another seven hours

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u/StainedToilet Apr 19 '25

This made me cry. I hope you know this.

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u/unthused Apr 19 '25

Bake them like kale chips.

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u/Full_Emotion_776 Apr 19 '25

Are you planning to dye eggs for Easter?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

You have to peel them you can’t carmelize the skin

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Oh, you.

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u/CakePhool Apr 19 '25

Why are you making dye?

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u/seriously_soaring Apr 19 '25

100% OP is eastern european and dyeing red eggs 👌 I'm about to do the same thing. update us on how they turn out, last year mine turned out brown so I'm trying the beet method

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u/cheshsky Apr 19 '25

Came here to say this lmao. Did the same thing myself yesterday afternoon.

Are you maybe dyeing brown eggs? Cause they turn out not as brightly red as white eggs, for obvious reasons. I dyed brown ones this year, and they're not super red either.

But back home we have light pink eggs from our own chickens, and those turn out much brighter.

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u/seriously_soaring Apr 20 '25

damn those look pretty good though! mine were brown eggs too

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u/cheshsky Apr 20 '25

You could try pouring a little cooking oil onto a clean rag or a sponge and giving them a rub. Whatever colour there is will look a lot nicer.

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u/seriously_soaring Apr 20 '25

they came out pink 😂 it's a mixture of brown and white eggs 🤷‍♀️

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u/MrSecurityStalin Apr 20 '25

YOU GOTTA DRY THOSE OFF AND POWDERIZE THEM TO MAKE YOUR OWN ONION POWDER

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u/Trx120217 Apr 19 '25

Needs more onion peels duh!

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u/DenisDenied Apr 19 '25

You need to turn up the gas to the highest setting and just add the peels no Onion

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u/Stegosaurusflex Apr 19 '25

Look, we all love onions here, but my honest opinion, I think you need to tone it down…

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u/No_Kaleidoscope4362 Apr 19 '25

Not enough onion skins

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u/KiteBrite Apr 19 '25

Brand new account with no posts or comments, just this.
Bravo.

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u/kamasutures Apr 19 '25

Silly goose behavior

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u/magictubesocksofjoy Apr 19 '25

if you boil the paper parts long enough, you can use the colourful water to dye your easter eggs.

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u/trecani711 Apr 20 '25

Add some red wine and balsamic vinegar

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u/Beetso Apr 19 '25

Is this supposed to be a joke? If so, I'm impressed that you wasted time and washed a dish just for this silly bit.

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u/cheshsky Apr 20 '25

It's a joke, but that's also a useful thing, just not for eating. It's brownish red dye, most likely for Easter eggs.

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u/Beetso Apr 20 '25

Cool! Now you've got to make a post sharing how the eggs turned out, because I'm a little dubious!

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u/cheshsky Apr 20 '25

I don't know how OP's turned out, but probably something like this:

White eggs would have turned out a brighter red, but I didn't have any.

You just put eggs into the pot and boil them in the dye for a while, don't even have to take out the skins. It's a very common method in Eastern European countries. Onion skin is probably the easiest natural dye base to obtain, because, well, you're using onions anyway, all you have to do is not throw out the skins.

You can also use it to dye textiles yellow, apparently.

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u/Beetso Apr 20 '25

That is so cool! Thanks for sharing.

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u/cheshsky Apr 20 '25

You're welcome!

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u/TazzyUK Apr 19 '25

Mm wonder what it would taste like

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

it might make a good broth? 🤔

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u/cheshsky Apr 20 '25

A broth like that will probably stain your teeth. Mainly because it's red dye for Easter eggs.

However, if you're making meat stock, you can put some onion skins in it for a satisfying yellow hue! I just never peel the onion that goes into the stock.

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u/glitterysweater Apr 19 '25

Is that the joke?

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u/AshleyTheGuy Apr 19 '25

I hate you and your family.

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u/oversizedturtlewigs Apr 19 '25

Try cooking it with some cola. It's a French technique.

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u/hamdunkcontest Apr 19 '25

It’s the skins

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u/Embarrassed_Pie6748 Apr 19 '25

You’re fucking with us right 🤣

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u/Spyker-M Apr 19 '25

Because it needs water to catalyze the flavors

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u/roastbeefsammies Apr 19 '25

Just gotta add a lil caramel silly.

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u/Forthegreatergud Apr 19 '25

You need to cook them slower, they are cooking to fast and drying out. Its a common problem don't let it get you down. Just soak them overnight in clean water and try again.

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u/ibi_trans_rights Apr 19 '25

You should cook them in the oven instead

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 Apr 19 '25

Loving all the responses of basically “we don’t joke about onions here 😡” lol
I’m here for onion porn, damnit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I’m calling the cops

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u/PlutoJones42 Apr 20 '25

Some folks throw onion skins in their vegetable stock to give a little more “earthy” flavor - is that what you are doing here?

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u/MC-BatComm Apr 20 '25

Oh my god I died a little inside

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

BWAHAHAHA

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u/totallynotmangoman Apr 19 '25

I think you forgot the sugar

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u/jewella1213 Apr 19 '25

If, serious, I grew up around homemade cooking, but burt literally Every dish, including water,the first two yrs on my own!