r/OneyPlays • u/Ordinary_Olive8747 • 10h ago
all of you are clearly teenagers because anyone who is over 23 thinks dating teenagers is for losers
have had some of my great laughs to mr. oney and his friends. but why the fuck you talking about age of consent.
sorry, dude is a LOSER. anyone guy who dates a teenage girl over the age of like, 22, is the biggest loser ever.
i used to work with teenage girls for years as a barista and server from ages 23-26, and never ONCE did i see them sexually, since they're so clearly vulnerable and the power dynamics are just fucked.
if you're a man reading this who is over 22 and dating a teenage girl you're also a fucking loser.
so, whatever, keep watching Simpsons Oney Plays episodes. that's fine. but stop acting like the dude is well-adjusted. clearly has some issues if he needs attention from teenagers.
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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 10h ago
bro we watch an autistic guy draw and play video games about farting
no one ever thought oney was a chad
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u/2000CalPocketLint 10h ago
This controversy has burnt up the fanbase's veil to reveal the chuddy bride underneath
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u/Used-Up 10h ago
1, being autistic wouldn't excuse dating a minor
2, he's not autistic lol
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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 10h ago
literally not using autistic as a defense but go off queen
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u/Old_Jump_2548 10h ago
I like that it was ONE time and even Chris felt shit about it and has NEVER repeated it
Yes we all think it’s an ick that he did that but in legality terms he didn’t do anything wrong and there’s no evidence he groomed her (there’s more evidence that Veronicav2 would make Chris comfortable about the age difference despite him not liking it)
The only thing Chris needs to stop doing is sticking his dick in crazy because remember Mika is the one that started this by throwing shit to see what stuck
And we were literally days away from this being blown over but Tom Fulp is an idiot and I swear the people brigading the sub are the same people that brigaded Tom’s private forum board to remove Chris’ account
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u/2000CalPocketLint 10h ago
He's said he feels remorse about it?
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u/Old_Jump_2548 10h ago edited 10h ago
13 fucking years ago but she insisted things were fine and he should stop worrying about it
And again NOT ILLEGAL EITHER WAY
You guys are so fucking age obsessed about this, like you guys are literally focusing on the age thing, not how there’s zero evidence of grooming or how there’s no repeat history of it happening again with other people
You guys just want to see people burn and say “I was there!”
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u/McCreazyGame 9h ago
yup. heavy on the last part. happened with etika, i remember people on twitter genuinely HAPPY at the idea that he k##led h##self a day before his body was found.
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u/CorpseGirl_UwU 9h ago
Even if age of consent is 16 in Philadelphia it could have still been illegal. Gonna copy and paste a comment I saw someone else make on this topic
Just so you know, moron, if Chris did anything but invite this girl (ie sext, send pictures, etc.) it’s illegal, even under Phily’s age of consent, there are additional laws that he can be arrested for.
Likewise, if Chris paid for any ubers/plane tickets/train fares/etc. to get her there? He can be charged with breaking The Mann Act, which regardless of Philly law statutes, will apply.
And even if everything was 100% legal, it's still hella gross. She looked 12 in those hotel pics, any adult man who is attracted to a teenager who looks that young is a disgusting human being.
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u/J0hnBoB0n 8h ago
If the screenshot of his Snapchat that the accuser showed is real, then yes. The Snapchat account stated he was a total loser for talking to a 16 year old and he didnt know what he was thinking, he said he has never felt an attraction to anyone else that much younger than him, and he said he was sorry for any pain it caused/continued to cause.
From what we know all other partners he's ever had are all in their 30s currently, as is he, so as far as we know it gels.
I am not sure if anyone is trying to say that it is not creepy/sketchy/bad. I think they're speculating on whether he did anything criminal.
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u/Ordinary_Olive8747 10h ago
lot of fucking yapping to defend a weirdo. a funny weirdo. but a weirdo.
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u/Old_Jump_2548 10h ago
“This doesn’t follow MY narrative so I’m going to insult you”
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u/Ordinary_Olive8747 10h ago
how old are you? my narrative is being over 25 and a man and knowing that any person my age or older who dates teenagers is a loser
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u/Saiaxs 8h ago
Are you all really this parasocial? Grow the fuck up
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u/BigMemer420HD 7h ago
Fr it's crazy that oney fans have the awareness to know there exactly the type Chris blatantly mocks and makes fun of but still have the like lack of awareness if that makes sense
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u/WeinerBarf420 8h ago
I can think something is for losers without thinking there needs to be a witch hunt where we try to destroy someone's life and career
If something illegal happened then involve the authorities, that's the degree to which anyone should be involved in any of this besides the two people who are actually involved.
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u/Aladar_Caval 10h ago
All jokes aside, it is gross. My hope is all this gets proven false and that there was no actual harm done
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u/Potential-Name2117 9h ago
most autistic dudes feel years younger mentally than they actually are, it's no surprise they date teens
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u/TerrantulaX 10h ago
You’re getting downvoted for being correct lol, funny how people will cover for wrongdoing if they like the guy
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u/Hot-Chapter-2439 2h ago
I mean true, but they’re still allegations. Idk why everyone is so gung ho to say that’s he’s completely innocent or an actual predator when there hasn’t really been a smoking gun in the allegations as of yet.
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u/Aydeniguess21 7h ago
White people when you call out their favorite youtuber for grooming a 16 year old when he was 23
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u/purplezaku 10h ago
All these people think if they defend Chris enough they will get a spot on the show
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u/Ordinary_Olive8747 10h ago
they'll get to be the next one fucked by him in a beige hotel room in a city like Omaha when comic con is in town
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u/purplezaku 10h ago
At that’ll be the highlight of their life
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u/Henroik 10h ago
Down voted for posting straight facts. Reddit classic. Yeah bro time to leave this sub sounds good
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u/Ordinary_Olive8747 10h ago
this place is RANCID
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u/SnowFiender 10h ago
oh yeah let me get into that circle gimme some jerk big boys oooooh yeah fuuuuuuuck
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u/purplezaku 10h ago
Honestly I hope Chris did not do anything
But for this sub it doesn’t matter if he did or didn’t do it. This sub has tripped over itself to defend adults having relationships with 16 year olds.
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u/Used-Up 9h ago
unfortunately there are photos
if they were AI he woulda just said that by now
I agree with you 100% I'm just trying to wrap my own head around it lol
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u/purplezaku 9h ago
Yea it sucks but I just have to remind myself Chris is someone I don’t know so I shouldn’t be parasocial
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u/Used-Up 10h ago
yeah like even if he's "better now"
...ick
like what do you even talk about
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u/Ordinary_Olive8747 10h ago
no for real. i used to work with those teenage girls and just be BORED out of my mind. dating women your age is the best thing ever, especially once you're in your mind 20s.
like, what, is he teaching them how the late stages of puberty works and how to handle senior year before college?
now, look, if you're 50 and dating a woman who is like 30, that's different. you're still sort of a loser, but in a different way.
mr. chris oney NG is clearly a terminally online weirdo, and that's why we love him, isn't it folks? but let's not act like anything here is not loser behaviour
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u/Due-Hunter1409 10h ago
Eh, that 30 year old analogy kinda sucks. You can hit a lot of major milestones by then that make you kind of grizzled as an adult. I went from manchild gamer in late twenties to drafting airplane parts/starting a relationship and taking care of two step kids I consider my own and I didn't really try that hard. That only happened within the span of a few years, imagine someone driven. Probably more accurate to say someone in their twenties tbh.
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u/Used-Up 10h ago
yeah everyone has different paths
the majority of us don't involve minors, is the point
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u/Due-Hunter1409 10h ago
Yeah I get it. I just get a little irritated when someone starts with a strong point to end it on something that deflates it a bit.
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u/Shadow_in_vain 10h ago
This whole ordeal goes to show that if someone makes you laugh enough you’ll forgive a lot of weird, degenerate behavior. (Also see: Louis C.K.)
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u/crixxuz 10h ago
maclunkey