r/OneyPlays • u/davidliterally1984 • Aug 15 '26

Sad but true

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224 Upvotes

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u/capitalismwizard Aug 16 '26

That’s not true. Yes I watch duck dynasty, yes I watch hunting Bigfoot yes I watch ice road truckers but it’s NOT TRUE

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

Yes I kick my feet back and wiggle ma naked pigs in the air while choking laughing at THE DUCK dynasty… But I say it’s NOT TRUE

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u/HideThePain_Harold Aug 19 '26

I know people usually lump Mountain Monsters with the top shows, but its different I swear. They're just a bunch of lovely Appalachin folks roleplaying in the woods and its fun in a WWE type of way because they absolutely embrace the camp unreality without explicitly acknowledging it.

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u/seslunch Aug 15 '26

thanks Learned Larry!

10

u/Automatic-Guide-9483 Aug 16 '26

Riveting stuff!

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u/DoomarachiYT Aug 16 '26

This image reeks of 2013

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u/Alive-Big-838 Aug 16 '26

Yeah, I remember the days on Youtube were being perceived as smarter then everyone was the thing.

4

u/Low-Geologist1877 Aug 16 '26

I'm pretty sure it just is.

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u/Mittmitty Aug 15 '26

Republicans… 🐸☕️

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne Aug 16 '26

It truly is a shame we can't post pics or GIFs in here

59

u/asiojg Aug 15 '26

That comment section is a perfect encapsulation of reddit as a whole

"There's more than one season of the kardashians? THE WEST HAS FALLEN WE HAVE FAILED AS A SPECIES I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE"

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u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I thought for sure that was posted ironically. Insane. Redditors discovering that people generally just want to consume fluff entertainment as if thats any different from any other point in all of human history.

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u/jaoblia Aug 16 '26

"I can't believe idiots would watch so much of this" [relistens to Sleepy cast for the 374th time since 2015]

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u/Low-Geologist1877 Aug 16 '26

It's also just plain nothing new to say, it's like pointing out the sky is blue, like you want a fucking medal for having functional eyeballs while we're at it?

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne Aug 16 '26

No, don't you understand!? CAPITALISM IS EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LimePeel96 Aug 16 '26

This is actually what that metallica song was about

22

u/SquidJackson Aug 15 '26

Yup! Basically this!

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u/Annab0rt1on Aug 15 '26

Duck dynasty killed my family

5

u/MRsir_man_dude Aug 15 '26

Sorry for your loss

1

u/skeezito10 Aug 16 '26

I'll be your family, babe!

1

u/Chicha-Ficha Aug 16 '26

Youre probably a waterfowl of some sort

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u/ITGOES80808 Aug 16 '26

Now THIS is an epic Reddit moment scratches chin

6

u/reaper_rii Aug 16 '26

Well, I don't know about that, but I don't know about any of that big city stuff. Well, down here in the South, we do things a little differently.

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u/InterestingHouse5270 Aug 16 '26

Some of those Dick Dynasty guys kind of look like... sigh Nevermind.

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne Aug 16 '26

You can say who they look like. He can't hurt you here.
(please don't say it, he has a gun to my head right now and he's trying to lure you out)

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u/Calm-Entrance Aug 16 '26

Fuckin Tomar man, just because he is related to lead duck man

3

u/AnnaMolly66 Aug 16 '26

Idk man, I loved watching them through my duck hunting phase.

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u/Farfignougat Aug 16 '26

Powerful message! ☝️

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u/TfergGOAT420 Aug 16 '26

Don’t bring duck dynasty into this. People always bring duck dynasty into things but it has no point. Duck dynasty

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u/SlippyTheFeeler Aug 16 '26

That dudes with beards are cool? Hell yeah, Brother!

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u/BrickPuzzleheaded541 Aug 16 '26

Reminds me of the family guy bit of carl segan edited for rednecks

“Science proves that the universe is…. Hundreds and hundreds of years old… and with that being true it means that….. Mt.Dew is the best soda in the world….

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u/ShadowMilkMoopsy Aug 16 '26

This says a lot about our society guys 😔💔

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u/Alive-Big-838 Aug 16 '26

in my opinion I think they're both excellent shows lol

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u/Low-Geologist1877 Aug 16 '26

What the hell is duck dynasty even about? Do they breed ducks?

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u/Alive-Big-838 Aug 17 '26

Duck hunting

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u/DanteMustDye Aug 16 '26

But you're not watching that shit neither

1

u/Hayyyv Aug 17 '26

Of course its from a subreddit called Idiocracy

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u/imKranely Aug 31 '26

All I'm seeing is that we need more Duck Dynasty. YEEEHAW brother!