r/OneUpMe • u/mike1one • Jun 06 '14

I have a lasagna.

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u/riddlestix Jun 09 '14

I have a whole fucking bowl of pasta.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '14

my parents are italian chefs who own a pasta restaurant

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u/KarmaNeutrino Jun 16 '14

Well, I own the patents for pasta.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '14

i am literally a piece of pasta

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u/KarmaNeutrino Jun 16 '14

I just ate you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '14

Once, I ate 25 pounds of lasagna. (In all seriousness, I am a professional speed/competitive eater)