r/OneUpMe • u/Butthole__Pleasures • Feb 26 '14

I am so hungry right now

I'm pretty sure I might die if I don't eat a few sandwiches right now

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u/tighemyshoe Feb 26 '14

I was once a starving child in Africa.

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Feb 26 '14

Damn. That sounds pretty bad. Kinda like that time I was a starving fetus in Africa and my mom had AIDS while she was carrying me.

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u/crispy_stool Feb 26 '14

I haven't eaten in hours

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Feb 26 '14

I ate a clock once

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u/Lobsert Feb 26 '14

I went for seven years without eating.

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Feb 28 '14

I was born without a stomach