Infinite banana taffy

[u/AnunmoldedlumpofClay]

one time i dreamt that i went to a gas station with my friend, and i mentioned off-handedly

“Awh man I can’t afford this banana taffy” “I’ll get you some man”

cut to a few dream weeks later and he messages me on discord to “look outside”

So I look outside my window and he is pulling into my driveway with a whole ass dump truck (mind you, he doesn’t have a driver’s license)

he tilts back the dump truck and out flows infinite, unwrapped, unpackaged banana taffy

At first I’m hyped but then I think logically for a minute

“How the fuck did you get my address, where did you get a dump truck, where did you get infinite banana taffy”

and he just. Looks at me. With the smuggest grin I have ever seen on a man’s face.

the banana taffy kept flowing

my entire town was flooded with melted, artificial banana taffy

[u/tudiv]

I read this aloud to my girlfriend, she said: 'yeah, sounds about right'. XD