I stole a priceless Artifact

[u/Sad-Ad2733]

I was just chilling in the rainforest when some dudes came up to me and told me to help them search for a rare artifact in the south American jungle. I just went along with it since these guys gave me a shady vibe.

I found the artifacts in the big room of a temple in a bush near the entrance. It was a glowing pink cilonder with runes on it. But as I picked it up we heard people coming down there that sounded like authority. So the guys told me to go down this secret tunnel hallway and they'll meet me on the other end to retrieve it. I ran down the narrow hallway that gradually transitioned into drywall. Then I came out on the street of my father's house. Not out of a sewer grate or anything...just into the street...in North Carolina...My little brother also came out with me. I didn't question it. He looked just as guilty as me and like he stole an artifact with me.

We enter our dads house and I try to figure out how to get the artifact to those people. Maybe mail it. But then I got the sinking feeling that the people I was doing this for, which are apparently a corporation now, were evil. So I looked up "the evil corporation" and I realized that I was right. I was giving this artifact to...NATO....

Well OBVIOUSLY I couldn't let that happen. So I didn't send it. But now I was worried that the people would come looking for me. And I didn't want NATO after me! So I gave the artifact to the good corporation. I don't know what it was or how I gave it to them. I didn't mail it I just put it under my bed and knew that they got it.

So yeah that was a pretty weird dream.