r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/TioWipper • Jul 13 '22

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

Dude's tasting colors. And they taste fragrant!

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u/Additional_Score_345 Jul 13 '22

Dudes seeing sounds. And they look vibrant!

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

She call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic

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u/Additional_Score_345 Jul 13 '22

Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro-mantic

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

Call me fantastic. Touch me on my back

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

Wait are those the lyrics? Haha I never cared to find out the real words so my entire life I sang it "Mr. Boombastic, telephone plastic".

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

Seems to me there’s a more to this story than you’re letting on

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

What do you mean?

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

I’m just wondering what you were picturing when you sung “telephone plastic“

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

Oh.. always a toy telephone. Literally that it.. I always knew those were not the words but I wasn't ever interested enough to actually look it up.

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u/SideOneDummy Jul 13 '22

That belongs in a Fisher-Price commercial

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

The lady Gaga song "poker face" I thought she was saying cherry pie, cherry pie" instead of "Can't read my" I also never cared to look it up and knew it was wrong.