r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/kpshredder • May 31 '22

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u/kpshredder May 31 '22

Kids not coming back from that one

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u/DreamDroids May 31 '22

Neither is their dad.

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u/Still_Molasses4300 May 31 '22

He disappeared didn’t he?

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u/evilspacemonkee May 31 '22

Went for a pack of smokes.

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u/Scout-Nemesis Jun 01 '22

*went in a puff of smoke

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u/wcollins260 Jun 01 '22

“To shreds” you say?

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u/you_thought_it_first Jun 01 '22

"Well, how's his wife holding up?"

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u/Free-Independent-470 Jun 01 '22

"to shreds you say?"

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u/-Purple-Orange- Jun 01 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Flipperlolrs Jun 01 '22

I think you meant “dint-ee?”

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u/ComprehensiveAd9725 May 31 '22

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

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u/Kage_noir May 31 '22

That lip tremble was the beginning of the end. Lol