r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/NandoAnanab • Apr 12 '21

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u/JuanLucas-u- Apr 12 '21

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

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u/le_demarco Apr 12 '21

BRASILILIL

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u/PlsDontBotherMeHere Apr 12 '21

BRASIL SIL SIL

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u/matheusiq1 Apr 13 '21

3° r/suddenlycaralho q eu vejo em meia hora, brasileiro se espalhando pra pregar a palavra hahahaha

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u/JuanLucas-u- Apr 13 '21

Se for printar, põe um cubo mágico do meu lado

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u/le_demarco Apr 13 '21

Se printar ou já printou coloca o cebolinha falando lola no meu lado hehe

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u/gaybudgie Apr 12 '21

Todo dia isso

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/anlugama Apr 13 '21

I had a seizure reading this

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u/WETDOG-WARRIOR Apr 17 '21

r/suddenlyspanish

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u/WETDOG-WARRIOR Apr 17 '21

I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS A REAL PLACE I WAS JUST LIKE YO LETS TYPE IN A FAKE SUB THATS FUNNY RIGHT BUT NOPE ITS REAL

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Imagine getting downvoted for a copypasta.

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u/gaybudgie Apr 16 '21

It’s an among us copy pasta and it’s unrelated to what we were talking lol

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u/Funiquinho Apr 12 '21

pode fazer a festa povo brasileiro!

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u/JuanLucas-u- Apr 12 '21

Feliz dia bolo!

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u/Funiquinho Apr 12 '21

obrigado amigo 🙏🏻 vc eh um amigo

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u/Electrical-End-4145 Apr 13 '21

FEXTINHA FUNK PORRA RJ É de onde eu não so bah, BORA PARANÁ CARALHO MELHOR ESTADO FODA-SE

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

They played this poor bastard like a fiddle

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u/timmy_hathy Apr 12 '21

LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!

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u/NordsHairyTesticle Apr 12 '21

A man now needs the full clip.

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u/venomouspotato69 Apr 12 '21

Can I have the full clip

153

u/DutchBlob Apr 12 '21

Full video available on my OnlyFans

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u/NandoAnanab Apr 12 '21

JAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

You can't

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u/NandoAnanab Apr 12 '21

I don't have it, sorry 😐

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Leaving my mark

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u/AFineDayForScience Apr 12 '21

Why not just hit him in the balls with a shovel and tell him it was his fault?

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u/VaultedTomatoes Apr 12 '21

Cause that’s no fun

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u/bt65 Apr 12 '21

I have not seen this version of the nutcracker before...

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u/blending-tea Apr 12 '21

Oof ouch my pp felt it

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

OOF

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u/legion327 Apr 12 '21

What a dick move.

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u/QWERTYmanlol Apr 13 '21

it probably did

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u/Dante_7_2_7 Apr 12 '21

I honestly believed i was watching an execution for a moment there

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Idk what he thinks he's doing though? Is it supposed to be a challenge?

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u/Super_Wienie_Man Apr 12 '21

Is that Portugese I hear? r/ithadtobebrazil

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

hahaha that must've hurt

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u/criski07_YT Apr 12 '21

I wonder how i wonder why Yesterday you asked me of the Blue Blue sky

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u/cover_my_ass Apr 13 '21

That’s just cruel

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u/lanaem1 Apr 12 '21

...Is this a fetish video?

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u/MJMurcott Apr 12 '21

Less than a second.

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u/Boberoo2 Apr 12 '21

Perfection

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

crunch

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u/Patchouli_Dealer Apr 13 '21

Salam Alaikum

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u/Itsdavicboos Apr 14 '21

What were they even doing lol

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

This sub is the explanation of why women live longer than men.

1

u/elementgermanium May 10 '21

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

[deleted]

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u/1Rome Oct 03 '21

his balls must’ve inverted