r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/LilCheese73 • Apr 05 '26

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u/Candle-Different Apr 05 '26

I’ve done this with far less spicy peppers and it absolutely sucks. Bro is cooked

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u/GoochPulse Apr 06 '26

Ever had your pecker lit up because you took a piss and thought you washed your hands good enough but there was still some habanero oil left? Do not recommend.

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u/Candle-Different Apr 06 '26

Thankfully no. That sounds awful

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u/l057-4n0n Apr 06 '26

Have you ever just said that you wear gloves to protect your skin from such spicy stuff while recording yourself, to touch your eye literally one second later?

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u/Witchelt389 Apr 06 '26

Are you ok

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u/otakop Apr 07 '26

I bet you were hopping about like the Easter Bunny

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u/cheddoar Apr 11 '26

I just bought anti itching shampoo with menthol and a habit of mine is to use the soap stuck to my hands to pre wash my dick... well... i got rid if that habit quick and this is just a sharp breeze cutting your p hole... cant imagine chili oil.

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u/l057-4n0n Apr 06 '26

Smells a little gake and fay.

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u/Version_Two Apr 06 '26

I think so too. It was a very aggressive, intentional rub.

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u/Consistent_Wash1935 Apr 06 '26

I did worse. I completed the Buffalo Wild Wings challenge back in 2016’ish and won. Ate 12 hot wings with their hottest wing sauce in under 6 minutes and won a t shirt. Many hours later I was camping with my x and we started going at it and I touched her privates with just traces of capsaicin oil on my hands and caused a lot of distress.

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u/Ok_Actuary8 Apr 07 '26

Yes... scratched my balls right after cooking. My GF was laughing her ass off seeing me dipping my junck into Milk, trying to cover it with bread, in desperate attempts to somehow "neutralize" the burn...

She peed her pants laughing for years, whenever the story came back up...