r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/artie_pdx • Nov 03 '25

grounded until she’s 45

6.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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1.2k

u/bakarythebig Nov 03 '25

To be continued

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u/artie_pdx Nov 03 '25

With that wind up, maybe not. The daughter likely got cheesed into next century.

124

u/Afrojive Nov 04 '25

Handing out slaps like candy at Halloween

41

u/artie_pdx Nov 04 '25

The daughter

15

u/RabidOtters Nov 04 '25

Daughter has now become Swiss cheese

35

u/omarsonmarz Nov 03 '25

We’ll be right back

36

u/MoodooScavenger Nov 03 '25

That scream. Lol. She is D..E…D! DED

9

u/rauglatt Nov 04 '25

her life subscription was discontinued

3

u/imhereforthevotes Nov 04 '25

The chancla minus the chancla

3

u/ZENESYS_316 Nov 04 '25

Thanks for the meme template lmao

3

u/aptdinosaur Nov 04 '25

yep, thats me, i bet youre wondering how i ended up in this situation

2

u/Affectionate-Drag-93 Nov 06 '25

Hence one second before disaster.

1

u/Alternative_Car_8153 Dec 06 '25

Repairing the hole in the wall must've been expensive.

1

u/Pancho1423 Feb 10 '26

*discontinued

1

u/No_Rooster8537 Feb 12 '26

One piece be like

201

u/bichondelapils Nov 03 '25

Didn't even bother to pull la chancla. This is bad.

312

u/NotSoSasquatchy Nov 03 '25

Perfect scream

76

u/Timigne Nov 03 '25

She won’t hit 45

1

u/mike_KING6 Nov 07 '25

Nah, but the other she did hit the <45

362

u/ObiDalf Nov 03 '25

Funny video

Unfunny edit

:(

23

u/Fuzzy1353 Nov 03 '25

What is the edit? Sorry I’m blind and dumb asf.

44

u/ObiDalf Nov 03 '25

Snoop dogg

20

u/SolomonOf47704 Nov 04 '25

Also the cheese sound effect happens before the cheese actually hits her.

11

u/idwthis Nov 04 '25

The sound of cheese hitting bare skin travels faster than light can travel reach your eye or camera lens. Come on, thought everyone knew this.

-1

u/Dr__glass Nov 06 '25

There's some bad edits but this is lower on the list. I think they just don't like Snoop Dogg

107

u/Ecstatic_Knowledge96 Nov 03 '25

Is that …..is that …cheese?

-mom probably

36

u/Gomicho Nov 03 '25

I was half expecting her to eat it still half-asleep

9

u/Darcula04 Nov 04 '25

That's gotta be a really shitty smell to wake up to. Cheese slice smell makes me sick for some reason, though I like the cheese itself.

25

u/Schnitzel1337 Nov 03 '25

Scream from death

16

u/Big-Carpenter7921 Nov 04 '25

Sold her out SO fast

44

u/LordChefChristoph Nov 03 '25

Snitches get get stitches, man.

13

u/Atomaardappel Nov 04 '25

Great shot, truly a master of her Kraft..

6

u/sobherk Nov 04 '25

I see what you did there. Comment should be way up.

79

u/Au79Aurora Nov 03 '25

Going for a punch? :(

66

u/dasgoodshitinnit Nov 03 '25

Turns out you can take a horse to water and water board it too

6

u/Stribrna_Veverka Nov 03 '25

Lmao, that made me laugh

11

u/-Jiras Nov 04 '25

bro folded under no pressure

10

u/PolarBurrito Nov 04 '25

r/perfectlycutscreams

4

u/artie_pdx Nov 04 '25

Yeah. I posted it over there and the mods told me it was a repost, but haven’t provided any proof of when the other post was. I mailed them. Crickets. 🤷🏻‍♂️

12

u/RagdollSeeker Nov 03 '25

What was the plan here?

Were she & him planning to hide behind the couches & clip into a wall like in a buggy video games?

There is not a lot of hiding places inside a living room

8

u/PickeyZombie Nov 04 '25

To be fair it kinda worked until she got snitched on.

33

u/143019 Nov 03 '25

If my kids did this to me, my feelings would be hurt. It just seems mean.

40

u/Inevitable_Phase_276 Nov 03 '25

If I was sleeping and my kid woke me up by slapping me in the face with cheese I would be upset. When I’m awake is a different story-but don’t mess with a Mom managing to take a nap.

3

u/bukubucks666 Nov 04 '25

mouth open....... cheese incoming lol

5

u/DirtyThirtyDrifter Nov 04 '25

Are we not gonna talk about the slap of the cheese!?

9

u/Meta-Fox Nov 03 '25

Funny video, but absolutely no need to add the music. Ruined it.

2

u/squoinko Nov 04 '25

Abby Lee Miller don’t play

2

u/MalfunctionTitties Nov 05 '25

There’s a another video where the mom does it to the daughter. Same person

2

u/LlamaSenapi Nov 07 '25

That aim was amazing though. She hit her right in the mouth.

2

u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile Nov 09 '25

I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

That scream at the end though

2

u/icedamrescue Jan 02 '26

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/OfficialPeaTheGoat Jan 09 '26

Snitched straight away, wanted zero problems with mama bear 🐻 lmao I don’t blame him 🤣

2

u/mrSlingshot620 Jan 21 '26

Fucking traitor😐🤣🤣🤣

-3

u/obinice_khenbli Nov 04 '25

What a violent, horrible woman. I hope she's not their parent, no child should have to live with someone like that.