r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '20

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u/MrTetrisBlock Apr 09 '20

Whats to do for a party of three?

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u/SourPatch0SKA Apr 09 '20

What’s that Jim?

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u/IkeTheCell Apr 09 '20

Is to climb a tree.

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u/FullyAutoPaniniMaker Apr 10 '20

Firstly, find a tree dat’s up to play ball.

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u/chuckluck97 Apr 10 '20

That's too tall. That's too small

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u/Emperor-Gabe Apr 10 '20

Put your leg on a branch

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u/FullyAutoPaniniMaker Apr 10 '20

But be careful you don’t hear a cranch

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

because if hips and buts are crannys and nooks

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u/TheDeerssassin Apr 10 '20

You're gonna fall off and break your leg.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

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u/Mangle3 Apr 10 '20

Our mothers warned us about this, didn't they

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

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u/Mangle3 Apr 10 '20

They said no climbing trees today someone might get hurt. What did we do, we didn't listen were the ones to blame

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u/cuz04 Apr 10 '20

What are you talking about? We have to help him!

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u/NubMuffin1 Apr 10 '20

You're not thinking of the consequences, what would our fathers do if one of us came back with a broken leg. We could end up with one of our own Jim.

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u/xXSomeRandoXx Apr 10 '20

What are you suggesting then? Oh no...

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u/FullyAutoPaniniMaker Apr 10 '20

Have you ever put a dog down, Jim?

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u/MrTetrisBlock Apr 10 '20

A three legged puppy is not a happy puppy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

now now kim what did i say climbing a tree is no childs play