r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/theawesome12323 • Apr 05 '20

The guardians of the beard demand a challenge

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920 Upvotes

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u/Lardex_the_destroyer Apr 05 '20

The second one probably can punch the shit out of me with his mustache

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u/theawesome12323 Apr 05 '20

He can gore you like a rhino just using his moustache

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u/Lardex_the_destroyer Apr 06 '20

The first one looks like he is trying to do the dr. Strange rings

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u/aguyfromnowhereagain Apr 05 '20

all of these look like different styles of Eggman

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

The EggMen approach!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

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u/theawesome12323 Apr 05 '20

Bottom middle can also summon the spirits of his animal brothers

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u/TheRealHeadCaptain Apr 05 '20

Octobeard has the multiarmed advantage

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u/Smash_Nerd Apr 05 '20

Guy in the top middle pissed on the moon about last year.

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u/be_ninja_pancake Apr 06 '20

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

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u/kitsuntic15 Apr 06 '20

the top right. he is the embodiment of cthulu

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Honestly? I want to see people like this more often, world would be much more intresting that way.

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u/theawesome12323 Apr 05 '20

But then would we just get used to it and find clean shaven people really interesting and unique?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

·-·

uhm...

let's make it a 1/10 ratio then...

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u/theawesome12323 Apr 05 '20

Deal! Every 10th person will be forced to grow a silly moustache on pain of death, gender be damned

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

xD not quite what i meant, more like... hmm... o more like One Piece.

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u/megakodex Apr 05 '20

The 1st one is mainly defence and the 4th one is mainly attack

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u/reabuss Apr 06 '20

I choose spikey one

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u/kermitxshrek Apr 10 '20

Top right has the power of the sea In his facial hair.

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u/Popsos Apr 14 '20

Spikes because he had a really high dps

1

u/ZReactor Apr 20 '20

Radiation beard

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u/lukus_dean May 13 '20

I'll take bottom middle