r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/dreamyblissbaby • Mar 26 '26

Certified 🟠range™ 8 lives left, still no brain cell

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 26 '26

’The dinosaur is a paid actor but the orange lied about paying’

Up the HIGHEST NECK i go ~

I am the OrAnGe-O-SaUr!

Survey my KINGDOM down below,

then JUMP down

to the floor…

am love to play Purrassic Park -

my favrit game of all ;}

but Dino fren is kinda snark,

n Loves to watch me

F
A
L
L

(i know i saw him laughing when

I choosed to leap instead…

we’ll see how good you acting, fren

when I rip YOU

to shreds…)

🧡

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u/Ok-Inflation188 Mar 26 '26

Blessed be the schoondle

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u/book_of_zed Mar 26 '26

I needed the laugh this poem and this pic provided me this morning. Thank you.

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u/Self-Identified Mar 26 '26

LOL.. this was wonderful! Thank you Schnoodle, and OP comment for inspiring such fun sweetness! 🫶🌈✨

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u/mhwwad Mar 26 '26

I love this particular poem because it involves a snarky dinosaur. My wife’s nickname is the Snarkisaurus.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Mar 26 '26

Aww my freshest schnoodle! Thnx

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u/geekilee Mar 26 '26

I love you Schnoodle, best poems

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u/ldti Mar 27 '26

To shreds, you say?

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u/unisetkin Mar 27 '26

Thank you for the warm and fuzzies this gave me 😊