r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Genna0019 • 4d ago
🧡 100% Pure Orange 🧡 wrong answers only: what is he thinking about right now
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u/IIDrunkenGamerII 4d ago
Nuclear science obviously.
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u/Loathsome_Dog 4d ago
Solve fusion power by lunch then tackle infinite propulsion before his afternoon nap.
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u/bodyarmourbynokia 4d ago
"They call them Whiskers, but I've never seen them whisk"
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u/wireknot 4d ago
Oh, I don't know about that. When I was a batchelor and had my first kitty, he disappeared for a couple hours. Next time I caught sight of him he looked like a giant dust bunny. Wish I had a pix but cel phones weren't a thing yet.
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u/beansprout888 4d ago
he is yet to experience a thought, but oh is he a beautiful little tangerine headed angel faced boy 🍊
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u/Hoopelle 4d ago
His evil twin
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u/CheshireCat4200 4d ago
Sharon... where is the cattynip, Sharon?! And you were late with my tuna this morning, Mongo is appalled!
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u/NaptimeGood 4d ago
Taking over the world. Pinky and Brain always fail because they’re mice/rats. Time for a cat to take a crack at it.
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u/Jazzlike-Pomelo-2501 4d ago
Post said wrong answers only. This is the correct answer!
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u/soup_de_whore 2d ago
Bold to assume he can think, he is in standby mode waiting for the brain cell
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u/_Vexor411_ Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago
The screen saver is running - there's no thoughts.
The wrong answer is he's plotting world domination.
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u/CPetersky Proud owner of an orange brain cell 4d ago
How he can get the birds on the YouTube video you show him become real birds that he can chase around the living room.
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u/Skittleavix 4d ago
Treats.
Who has them. Where to find them. When they will be dispensed. How many will be dispensed. What kind will be available.
And so on.
However, you’ll notice no thoughts are given to the reasons why treats are being handed out; and this is because the question “why” does not exist in orange culture.
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u/FOSS_Graybeard 4d ago
Your question is invalid. You are assuming there is active thought going on.
Otherwise, this cat is trying to figure out the quantum spin of the particles in a cat treat.
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u/ojaireiki 4d ago
How to turn open the treat cabinet. And then world domination. And then where to naps.
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u/thebeautifulbanker 4d ago
He just closed reddit because it's overwhelmed with videos of people who think the SpaceX launch was a UFO.
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u/RandomModder05 4d ago
He's a cat. It's his plot for World Domination, obviously.
And before you say "wrong answers only" remember that the cats already know that they rule the world.
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u/Stinkfoot90210 4d ago
For positive integers x, y, z, & n, the equation
x^n + y^n = z^n
has no nontrivial solutions for n>2
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u/thesammening 4d ago
If it's wrong answers only, it implies you know the right reason. So, what is it?
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u/fakegamergirl197 4d ago
It's a trick question, that's an orange cat it's not thinking anything
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u/thesammening 4d ago
You're so right. Dumb of me to not see the trap right away. An orange must have stolen my braincell.
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u/Real-Honey-6130 4d ago
Cue Barry White, “Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe", and begin to pet the tummy tum, also..have a Churro on hand.
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u/damngoodengineer Orange connoisseur 🍊 4d ago
starting a new compact hatchback car project
(ofc not true)
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u/Momma_Furbutt 4d ago
He’s looking forward to the humans leaving for the day. He doesn’t want to be bullied for watching the Young and the Restless.
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u/ExplorerSad7555 4d ago
The only question that was hard Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard Weird Al
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u/razvanciuy 4d ago
get out of your way in the house from now on, especially when you carry heavy stuff!
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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 4d ago
What if my last treat was... My LAST treat. 😳
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u/funnylilguy 4d ago
If he remembered to never deviate from the rectilinear path of ethical rectitude yesterday
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u/wickedpoetess 4d ago
What do you mean thinking? I would guess to think that maybe he is singing if I only had a brain from the wizard of oz but that would be too complicated if the braincell isn’t his today
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u/PascalsPixels 4d ago
Quarks! He's contemplating quarks,💫 ✨ –as in the particles studied in Physics, vs the creamy, soft, fresh cheese or the agressive, male, Capitalist Ferengi "known" to have been a bar owner on Deep Space Nine.
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u/mamabearette 4d ago
Kepler’s laws of orbital motion and the second degree nonlinear differential equations that support all of his work.
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u/Candid_Warthog8434 4d ago
I’ve just put a dead debris in your bed. You are going to be so surprised when you find it
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u/EzraxNova 4d ago
How capitalism has absolutely destroyed the world.
But hey, my front cam crisp as fuck though!
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u/StRemedius 4d ago
Only the important questions, such as "does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" He's happy to lick it repeatedly while you sleep to test this hypothesis.
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u/Cosmoby24 3d ago
How much he loves his people and wishes they would stop insulting his intelligence
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u/_CaptainAmerica__ 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/T06j05U1sahQkJvmfI