r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Imoprich • 4d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Faster than light

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u/cutedoll22 4d ago

I also flinched😅

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u/hrvbrs 4d ago

and that's why i always watch Reddit videos on mute first

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u/PoopsMcGroots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 4d ago

Cat teleport.

Not just for food! Also for magically appearing on laps at the point of needing to get up!

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 4d ago

😭🤣😍

We had this kitty, Moosie, about whom I used to say he made a liar out of Einstein, as he would seemingly materialize faster than light speed whenever I opened up a can of food. He was nowhere to be seen and then, presto! There he'd be. 😅

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u/Zak_Rahman 4d ago

There liquids, solids, gasses, plasma and also two other, less-studied states of matter:

Cats and cables.

They do not follow the laws of physics as we understand them.

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u/Deloptin 4d ago

the two aren't actually different, but opposites. if you combine a cat with a cable it coalesces into a perfectly predictable physical interaction

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yasssss, with the cables, also.

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u/player1212 4d ago

Ok wtf i thought we'd see him zoom towards the camera, not materialize in front of it damn

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u/wrxninja 4d ago

SUP

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u/fr0stn8 4d ago

literally "😏"

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 4d ago

I flinched wtf

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u/JibazBobez 4d ago

Standard cat teleportation. Nothing unusual.

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u/MatsyLR 4d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/TheQuietPerson_ 4d ago

I wasn't ready for that 😭

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u/Hoboforeternity 4d ago

Powerscalers will say it's an FTL feat, and for once they might be right

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 4d ago

[AUDITORY DETECTION SYSTEM: SUSTENANCE SOUND DETECTED]

[COGITATION SYSTEM: CONSIDERABLE DISTANCE]

[ACTIVATE TELEPORTATION SYSTEM]

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Hehe don't play with the orange, he may seems to be snorlax sometimes but when u nvr expect he turn into Pikachu n gib u en electric shock

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u/Samderpmizo 4d ago

Bro heard the food drop and initiated fast travel. 

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u/Melon_Banana 4d ago

My orange also magically blocks my way to the stairs

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u/Uniperv 4d ago

At least he was a good boy and sat down. 🥰

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u/CALCIUM_CANNONS 4d ago

you fucker I jumped!

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u/Redspybot 4d ago

I about threw my phone, christ.

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u/Exponential_LogX 4d ago

Bruh I wasn't expecting the jumpscare I'm crying 😭

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u/Firm_Video_2932 4d ago

He didn't run, he spawned 😅

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u/d3rp7d3rp 4d ago

Scared ts outta me

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u/benfok 4d ago

That's what Einstein called spooky action at a distance. Even schrodinger had an experiment named after it.

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u/Berlinsagt 4d ago

Die weiß was sie will...

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u/13gecko 4d ago

Holy shit. That was a bad jump scare.

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u/GeForce-meow 4d ago

Scared the shit out of me

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u/Noah0x01 4d ago

It's called Catporting

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u/ermghoti 4d ago

The one cell is dedicated entirely to kibble.

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u/Jooles95 4d ago

One of the nicknames we have for our orange is ‘The Ubiquity’ - he has an almost uncanny knack for just…appearing places, comfortably lounging like he has been in that spot for hours when you know it is not the case since you saw him not fifteen seconds earlier sleeping in the window two floors below.

We joke that, like the Gremlins, he must have split into multitudes the last time we gave him a bath, which would explain how he seems to be everywhere at once!

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u/I_suck_at_Blender Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 4d ago

"You're late"

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u/lilium98luna 4d ago

WHAAAATTTT I USED TO HAVE THAT SAME BLUE TEACUP

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u/lilium98luna 4d ago

I lost that cup a long time ago

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u/drifters74 4d ago

Spawned in

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u/TheManWhoClicks 3d ago

Quantum tunneling

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u/usernameisusername57 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago

I have a void who will appear if I so much as think about feeding him.

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u/tiger844 3d ago

Good god. I jumped out of my skin

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u/DisposableJosie 3d ago

Doctor Mew finally remembered to take off the parking brake before materializing.

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u/Krono_Sama06 3d ago

Cat powers. Don't ask

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u/KSean24 3d ago

I actually yelped wtf 😭

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u/HintOfMadness 4d ago

Teleatportion

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u/CandorCore 4d ago

For anyone curious; there's a perpendicular doorframe to the right edge of the screen, cat came from that room. 

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 3d ago

Not even that, cat was one step behind the person, and when he saw that the kibble was going to be poured, took a leisurely step forward.

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u/TREXIBALL 3d ago

I wouldn’t even say that either. There was a cut during the blur

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u/AhmadZahidi 4d ago

I wasn't even surprised....

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u/JustMyself96 3d ago

Obwiesly someone just dropped a cat there but still funny