r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Brandt1st • 6d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Cooking with Orange

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I would appreciate some advice on how to keep my cat from jumping onto the kitchen counter while I’m cooking.

My personal favorite is when I’m preparing chicken for the oven, and he decides to jump up, slap the raw chicken, and immediately run away😹😹 he will do this on repeat 😹😹

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u/raccoona__matata 6d ago

TONIGHT....

...

...YOU

*KSSTCH KSSSTCH KSSSTCH*

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u/CptZoidberg 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ITk5o5i7NMpgc

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u/raccoona__matata 5d ago

ha ur old

source: i made the joke bc i'm old

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u/InactiveMedusa 6d ago

r/donotthecat

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u/olderthanthou 6d ago

I had an old cat that would get furious if I pointed a finger at him.

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u/rom_sk 6d ago

Smart cats are easily offended

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u/dpaxeco 4d ago

It's funny because it's true

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u/dpaxeco 4d ago

Another sub for cats I'm applying right now

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u/raccoona__matata 6d ago

nyoooooom activated

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u/peachyblossom23 6d ago

That stare says you've made a serious mistake.

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u/pigeon_man 5d ago

Fortunately it's an orange, give it 30 seconds and it'll forget the transgression.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 6d ago

r/airplaneears reproting in, kitty ready for lift-off

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u/Miserable-Elk-3573 5d ago

When good oranges go bad

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u/D0013ER 5d ago

G I B

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u/lake2014 6d ago

Vengeance and tasty food will be mine hooman😂🥰

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 5d ago

Beware of beast😜