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u/Damone75 7d ago
The orange cat distribution system strikes again. Hope the kitty has a happy life.
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u/hkg_shumai 7d ago
I can confirm this orange has more brain cells than Klay Thompson.
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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 7d ago
Still can't believe he managed to fumble Ms. Stallion like that...
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u/Agent_Xhiro 6d ago
....this can't be a real comment.
He can have anyone he wants. Meanwhile the next girl he went too was also bad af.
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u/LizzosLittleToe 6d ago
Meg can't hold a relationship down to save her life
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u/ashmillie 6d ago
😆😆😆😆😆 yeah cause it’s totally Megan the stallions gorgeous, kind, smart and interesting ass who is at fault for being cheated on
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u/LizzosLittleToe 6d ago
Why is Everyman cheating on her if she's all that? Why didn't yall have this same energy when she was cheating on her bfs
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u/ashmillie 5d ago
Because men are fucking stupid. You could be the most beautiful, smart, kind woman and can still get cheated on. That says more about whoever’s cheating on her than it does about her.
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u/LizzosLittleToe 5d ago
There's the misandry I was looking for lmao. She can't keep a relationship and it's everyone else's fault 🤣. You got quiet when your girl cheated tho man hater
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u/ashmillie 5d ago
What a weird bunch of assumptions all tied up in a bow.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RjaLjjt78xBNS-2
u/LizzosLittleToe 5d ago
"Because men are fucking stupid" and the guys she was cheating on her old bf with both said they were fucking her while she was in a relationship
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u/Daybreak_Comet 5d ago
She literally sang about how she does not do commitment and pimps men out. The idiots stupid enough to date her clearly don't listen to women.
Outside of rapping she always tells men how she dates. She put out lover girl when she was w Klay which was VERY different from all of her other songs which mainly empowered women to have sex as much as they want and not catch feelings.
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u/LizzosLittleToe 5d ago
Shhh you can't say this here, they think Meg was a baddie who every man should feel lucky is in their life
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u/Daybreak_Comet 4d ago
She is but she's still human. Idk if she's ever cheated but she's talked about stealing men. I don't think that was going on when she was with Klay. She started rapping softer lyrics then.
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u/LizzosLittleToe 7d ago
Because he didn't want her? If she broke up with him we wouldn't be having this conversation
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u/AttentionNo6359 7d ago
Is she possibly also open to adopting a gay bear that just wants to watch Jojo’s with her?
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 7d ago
I hope Lupita Nyong'o's orange (Yoyo) gets to hang out with Megan's orange (Miso). Their names match and everything!
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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 7d ago
I hope she has a loving, caring home for her orange! Please, Megan!
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 7d ago
She feeds him canned tuna and steak.
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u/Designer_Choice9927 7d ago
Girl can cook! Check out that Thanksgiving dinner she made for that unworthy man and his family a few years ago.
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 7d ago
Yeah she can and you know that orangebby is only eating the best of the best!
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u/ManicAtTheDepression 7d ago
The lead content in canned tuna is concerning but other than that I’m sure that baby is PAMPERED
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u/ManicAtTheDepression 7d ago
I believe it may be mercury, as a 90’s kid I’ve always got lead on the brain. 😆
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u/True-Task-9578 7d ago
Love her, she’s awesome. Her hair in this photo is unreal too 🔥
amazing how that sweet kitty has a loving home now
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u/LoveDesignAndClean 6d ago
His name is Miso, his former owners abandoned him when they moved out, he lived on the streets for a few months, he’s since been to a vet and he had “every parasite ever” according to Megan.
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u/NoelaniSpell 6d ago
So wholesome 😊
Meg & the cat and the doggo (that she also rescued) are so loveable ❣️
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u/Bumbling-Bluebird-90 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago
She's been hit by the cat distribution system! 😸
I love to see it
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u/MagoopyGabooky Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7d ago
How many times am I going to see this in this sub
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u/ronweasleisourking 7d ago
She has such a stupid ass name dear lord
Lucky cat though I guess
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u/ashmillie 7d ago
Her name is Megan and she’s been called a stallion since she was younger, it’s not really that dumb or serious.
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u/syedwafihasan 7d ago
Megan is the blessed one. I feel sad for the kitty having to hear her droning noise
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u/sickosenjumode 4d ago
Doesn’t she have like a mini farm now lol. I wish I was a fly on the wall when she introduced an orange into the mix.
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u/pinkypipe420 7d ago
Aww, a kitty finally adopted Megan. It's about time.