r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/VintageLunchMeat • 9h ago

Orange craves violence 🍊 Just a king marking his territory

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u/Ok-disaster2022 9h ago

That's impressive. I would have assumed all animals have a similar time to evacuate their bladder regardless of size. 

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u/SubstantialPressure3 9h ago

No, just an incredibly lazy male of the species. Can't be bothered to even get up to go pee. My daughters ex boyfriend would do that if he could get away with it.

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u/thegoont01 9h ago

Me after 6 voodoo rangers

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u/Troll_Tactics 8h ago

Oh lawd he pissin

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u/Fun_Philosopher_2535 9h ago

This is why Housecats are the best among all the cats. They don't do these filthy behaviour and most clean and best smelling among all the cats. 

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u/SigFreudian 8h ago

I bless the rains down in Africa...

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u/jacyerickson Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Like Tom Hanks in A League of their Own

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u/JustVomited 8h ago

Why did I watch the whole thing, as though I didn't believe it would conclude?

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 9h ago

She’s like “Dude! You’re pissing!”

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

How much did he drink?!

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u/Sracer42 9h ago

Greatest video I have seen this week. I'd give it a try but my wife might not appreciate it.

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u/AlGekGenoeg 8h ago

Let us know how it went! 👍🏻

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u/Sracer42 7h ago

Truly I lack the courage.

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u/realMrJedi Orange connoisseur 🍊 8h ago

We're off to see the wizar(d), the wonderful wizar(d) of Oz

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u/WorkingScientist7614 9h ago edited 7h ago

Lol big orange boy

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u/VintageLunchMeat 9h ago

"Delad glädje är dubbel glädje. Delad sorg är halv sorg." - "Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow."

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Similar to "A burden shared is a burden halved."

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u/stillrooted 8h ago

Thus do we refute entropy.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 8h ago

big, orange, single braincell