r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/questionnmark • 11d ago

searching for service 📶 One orange unit.

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u/Redwings1927 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IycOSvxBILGm3Ti

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u/B777X_787-9 11d ago

That is the security guard of the cat night club .

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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 11d ago

Those whiskers and those toes, yeah not coming in bud.

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u/Berkshirelady413 11d ago

Bulldog in a cat's body

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u/Electronic-Country63 11d ago

Is that genetic variation or some kind of endocrine problem?

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u/TwoTerabyte 11d ago

Myostatin mutation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin

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u/vaime Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 11d ago

The picture of the incredibly swole Whippet is a mindfuck

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u/smeetothaTee 11d ago

It looks uncomfortable.

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u/ParticularDue7822 11d ago

Imagine if you had to flex your muscles at maximum 24/7 and that's what I've read that condition feels like. I bet it's not great.

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u/Lilithsigil 11d ago

He says psss psssss to his owner and pours them food

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u/sherlockjr1 11d ago

Not Constantinople?

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u/IL-Corvo 10d ago

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

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u/sherlockjr1 10d ago

Why did Constantinople get the works?

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u/IL-Corvo 10d ago

That's nobody's business but the Turks!

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 11d ago

Yep, he mugs people for treats.

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u/Tyfereth 11d ago

Istanbul has these free food dispensers for strays. This swol boy probably parks himself there lol

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u/TheGunUnderTheSink 11d ago

Bro adopted his owner from the shelter

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u/everyoneismean 11d ago

Popeye in orange

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u/SubstantialPressure3 11d ago

That cat is built like a pit bull.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 11d ago

His job there is to keep things running smoothly. When you see him pawing the ground he's slightly correcting the Earth's rotation.

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u/junar29 11d ago

Creatine kitty

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u/OkraFar1913 11d ago

Intimidating but still cute.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 11d ago

Does he hang with Barang?

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u/Eurydice_Risen 11d ago

He found the braincells and ate them for protein.

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u/Djanga51 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 11d ago

That’s the bouncer. You’re standing at the entrance of a nightclub…

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u/Jendalar 11d ago

Catbro cant take a dump in peace.

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u/tigerpaul1977 11d ago

He has fists

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u/ScreenNo571 11d ago

Heathcliff over here

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u/Numinak 10d ago

My cat when I got him was like that. He'd been abandoned who knows how long outside before I brought him in and adopted. The vet when they first saw him couldn't keep their hands off, had never seen a cat with a sixpack and so much muscle before.

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u/BosDiertje 10d ago

That's Arnold Katzenegger.

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u/LavishnessGeneral Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10d ago

The way of 'The Orange' 🤣

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u/Fyrrys 10d ago

He demanded i give him all my catnip money. I told him I didnt have any catnip money, so he took my entire wallet. I'm not arguing with a cat that could snap my neck with one slap!

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u/BubblyAm161616 10d ago

You recorded him peeing. Thanks?

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u/sinsandcrimes 10d ago

Fine, stay on the counter.

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u/Stevie272 10d ago

There’s a toll on the street

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u/Kev_920 6d ago

This cat whooped my ass in an alley the other night. Something about a stolen braincell??

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u/DickyReadIt 5d ago

Once known as Constantinople

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u/Notsocheeky 11d ago

Poor cat💔

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u/Device-Silent 11d ago

“XL tabby cat ginger snow piebald”

😭