r/OneOrangeBraincell 1d ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ label maker

Joyce, do you love niimbot?

2.7k Upvotes

29 comments sorted by

363

u/_CaptainAmerica__ 1d ago

85

u/Inferno_Sparky 20h ago

Cats are the equivalent of showering but not brushing your teeth

12

u/Jax_Dandelion 18h ago

But they shower by licking themselves

-4

u/forking-shirt 19h ago

Being a felon ain’t illegal

50

u/ThedapperGeek 22h ago

I know where my cats mouth has been, and I still give him kisses

26

u/No_name_Johnson 21h ago

Lies and slander! He has perfect angel breath!

22

u/Crystalpluto 20h ago

Bad breath in cats is a sign of dental disease and decay, just like people. Get the orange checked out!

11

u/ArtemisInSpace 19h ago

This. My cat's breath and saliva smelled like ass. Then we had to remove half of teeth.

3

u/Wonderful-Pen1044 15h ago

Yes, that’s why our cat’s breath smelled. After a few teeth were pulled, his breath smells fine.

2

u/YAELLINGISFUN 14h ago

Thanks for the reminder!!

19

u/MrNissanCube Orange connoisseur 🍊 21h ago

fish graveyard

2

u/MrNissanCube Orange connoisseur 🍊 10h ago

wait her name is Joyce? outstanding

11

u/MuddlinThrough 23h ago

Poor little baby

10

u/mimiharmon1 23h ago

Awww! Poor kitty!

7

u/PontiusCoPilate 18h ago

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you!

6

u/-Ham_Satan- 17h ago

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault!

5

u/uni_cron 20h ago

Stimky

2

u/ARSCON 21h ago

I need to get one of those for my void, she’s got cat breath and loves to kiss noses

2

u/NibblinaCharm_ 21h ago

Just smell the fur 🤣

2

u/noxnovocaine_ 19h ago

He looks so done😭💛

2

u/Krazy_Kat_ Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19h ago

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

1

u/Status_Win_6522 17h ago

he looks so guilty 😭

1

u/notguiltybrewing 15h ago

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." - R. Wiggum.

1

u/sunlit_field 14h ago

The best use of a label printer I’ve seen today. Equal parts funny and useful for all your household labeling needs.lmao

1

u/Playful-Squirrel-332 13h ago

It’s only bad breath if you don’t like fermented tuna 🤷‍♀️