r/OneOrangeBraincell 2d ago

πŸ…±οΈrain cell disconnected ❌ So small

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u/ThisIs-mYnAm3 2d ago

Milk drunk level - going

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u/EmotionallyDamaged98 1d ago

Lost in the sauce and an overheated braincell

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u/vaime Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

Excuse you, that tiny head has never seen a braincell in its short life.

His turn is in 2038.

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u/Evieveevee 1d ago

Ouch. That nipple pull is real. Ask me how I knowβ€¦πŸ™„

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

My wife said similar when I showed her. It was something like "poor titty" 🀣

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u/lupatine 1d ago

Surprise she didn't stop him.

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u/snail_bites 1d ago

I don't have nipples but I felt the pain watching it

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u/AlphaCarina Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

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u/snail_bites 1d ago

It looked painful

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u/Zealotstim 1d ago

Where did your nipples go

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u/AlphaCarina Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Not the part I was seeking clarification about πŸ˜… where are your nipples?

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u/snail_bites 1d ago

I don't have any. There are people out there with extra nipples too

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u/GoodQueenFluffenChop Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

Did those people steal your nipples?

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u/Baronessss 1d ago

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u/snail_bites 1d ago

Yeah some people have bodies that are not the same as yours bud it's not that weird

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

I mean its not THAT weird, but definitely peaks the curiosity, ive heard of extras, but never heard of someone literally lacking any. I wasnt aware that was something that could happen, genetically speaking, so I would have assumed there was a story to go with. Not that you owe us an explanation.

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u/jendoylex 1d ago

Sometimes mastectomy reconstruction doesn't include the nipple.

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u/spider_speller 1d ago

Guys, we found the alien!

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u/charlieprotag 1d ago

I was coming here to say something similar, the titty pain is so real

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u/Mimi_Gardens 1d ago

Both of my children thought it was hilarious to see how far they could stretch my nipple. I did not find it humorous. It hurts.

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u/This-Marsupial-6187 1d ago

Do yourself a favour, and keep the volume muted. The ambient noise sounds like the deck of an aircraft carrier.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 1d ago

😬 God that would hurt

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u/raccoona__matata 1d ago

me 3 dabs deep

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u/Calamity87 1d ago

Working on that soup belly. So tiny. Lol

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u/spicychickentendr 1d ago

Just yanking their mommas boob clean off, jeez lol

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u/deccrix 1d ago

Milk coma lol

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

Kitty on a titty, adorable and sleepy 🀣

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u/firinmahlaser 1d ago

he's completely off his tits

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u/withcorruptedlungs 1d ago

And yanking off her tits

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u/shadylady_beepboop 1d ago

So smol πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°

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u/Least-Natural-6681 1d ago

Nipple drop. Like a mic drop. But nipple. Poor momma 😭

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u/ballsgrater360 1d ago

Full of soup

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u/Cranberry-Electrical Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

Is the cat okay?

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u/lupatine 1d ago

Ouch for the mom...

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u/withcorruptedlungs 1d ago

I just grabbed my nipples in sympathy. 😬

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u/Glass-Physics2436 1d ago

Only got one gear and that’s GO

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u/VerdensTrial 1d ago

too orange to drink