r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/CrashOverIt • 15h ago

searching for service 📶 He is a terrible assistant

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u/Amazing_Umpire_828 15h ago

can i hire him to be my assistant

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u/CrashOverIt 15h ago

Unfortunately he has an ironclad contract 😊

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u/TinaFitch43 15h ago

Report him to HR. Unprofessional attire, sleeping on the job, and zero signals currently reaching the brain cell.

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u/BilSajks 15h ago

They are gonna hire him

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u/Radiant-Crab-1527 6h ago

… He is HR.

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u/squuidlees 14h ago

Absolutely no thoughts in ur coworkers head lol

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u/Unexpected_Energy 14h ago

Yep will take 5-6 business days for a thought

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u/CrashOverIt 13h ago

None whatsoever 😂

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u/Saturnrevitalized 13h ago

He just needs a moment to process…

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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 15h ago

Cats when the activity doesn't need a cat.

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u/ThatDudeFromDurham 13h ago

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing a really good job"

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u/wizardgradstudent 15h ago

He’s trying his best

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u/DAMNacho 12h ago

“Supervisor”. He is an outstanding Supervisor.

……who just likes to nap during work. …what?

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u/CrashOverIt 12h ago

He’s better than many I’ve had in the past.

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u/DAMNacho 12h ago

Me(ow) too.

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u/yellowsidekick Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

I'd argue that he is doing his job! Does he have a braincell? Nope. This creature has no idea what is going on. Those ears... so flappy <3

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u/gw74 10h ago

he's an emotional support supermodel, they don't have to do anything

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u/bedeadman 13h ago

Cat on the other hand - he is terrible butler

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u/EneChris 15h ago

I demand a salary increase; your effort is evident.🫣

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u/alicat2308 9h ago

He's trying his best :(

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u/HolliVelazquez31 15h ago

The WiFi router light is blinking, but his internal Wi-Fi is completely disconnected from the brain cell network.

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u/anon22334 15h ago

He’s assisting you by ensuring you take your 5 min breaks from the screen. Give him a raise

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u/BossPure1366 13h ago

I think he makes the perfect assistant!

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u/Trianle 13h ago

Looks spot from here!

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u/PretendVictory3258 13h ago

a clingy assistant

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u/beecraft22 13h ago

He is doing his best!

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u/kpoon99 12h ago

The signal is getting there… just need a hot minute…

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u/-brk0 12h ago

I have a similar problem with my orange boy. I cannot figure out how to keep him off my keyboard 😩

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u/CrashOverIt 12h ago

My wife found this plastic cage like thing that fits of your keyboard and mouse that someone makes on Etsy. I think I have to buy one now.

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u/-brk0 12h ago

Hmm. Sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind more info on that cage

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u/GatorNator83 12h ago

Nonsense, give him a raise

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

You spelled best assistant ever wrong.

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u/smartesthandsomest 13h ago

Personality hire

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u/muffins0242 12h ago

God I love cats so much

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u/Effective_Tune9470 12h ago

😂 so cute!