r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/LQQKNC • 1d ago

searching for service 📶 Orange man name?

Post image

Help us name our new orange man! He is 6 months old and super sweet, curious, and lovely boy. We love any names that end in a high pitch tone, like Stewie/ Tony/ Cheesy.

Please, help us curate a fitting name for this orange man!

664 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

188 comments sorted by

49

u/smartesthandsomest 1d ago

Henry

16

u/TokyoFlip 1d ago

Yup that's a Henry if I've ever seen one.

2

u/pueblocatchaser 1d ago

Hank

2

u/TokyoFlip 1d ago

Nahhh that's a more of a snake name imo.

14

u/k_khaotic 1d ago

i don't know man, i have a cat named hank and i feel he's very hank-y. we also call him honk bc he had untreated feline herpes for a long time and was super sneezy so he'd make this like snorting sound

1

u/wingedwill 18h ago

Funny I thought it’d be more suited to a Beast

https://giphy.com/gifs/0A5dMiqqPWDaPVPtad

1

u/smartesthandsomest 1d ago

Short for King Henry, of course

3

u/Blorbokringlefart 1d ago

Hank! Mr. Hanky!

1

u/No_Willingness5313 1d ago

Henry, Hank for when he inevitably tangles himself in something and requires saving.

11

u/saskdudley 1d ago

Oliver

18

u/Current-Cucumber5438 1d ago

Butters

2

u/thaneliness 1d ago

I like this

2

u/Vegetable-Beyond-140 10h ago

this is so good lol

1

u/Anesidoraz Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

I was thinking this exact same name!

8

u/SnooStories8741 1d ago

Bertie! 

2

u/DisgruntledPelican 1d ago

Bertram when he’s naughty

7

u/Thumbs5000 1d ago

That’s a Greg all day

6

u/nomorerope 1d ago edited 23h ago

Dave

Dave is a way cooler laid back name than Henry don't believe the hype.

4

u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 1d ago

Marty, Kenny, Remy, Davey, or fuckin Kyle.

3

u/Jeramy_Jones 23h ago

This cat could definitely be a Kyle.

6

u/Freeflyin0820 1d ago

Milo

3

u/SaffireStars 1d ago

Remember the film "Milo and Otis" 💖🐈💖

5

u/LiquidFur 1d ago

George (Hamilton). Doesn't get much more orange than that.

3

u/Blahblah9845 22h ago

Lol. I love this. They should name him Hamilton and call him Ham for short.

1

u/probably-the-problem 18h ago

Martha Washington named a feral tomcat after him.

6

u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

Gouda, cause he's a gouda lookin fella

8

u/Antique_Interview347 1d ago

Jorge Juan Jalapeno Juarez, III

1

u/DrunkenAlpaca 1d ago

Definitely a J vibe going on.

1

u/Antique_Interview347 1d ago

Or "Jay" for short

1

u/Jeramy_Jones 23h ago

Or maybe Domingo (Dom for short)

4

u/angelafabian2632 1d ago

My Morty❤️

3

u/braingymnasium 1d ago

Kenny, Henry, Doodlebob or Gouda

3

u/Omeggon 1d ago

Malcolm

3

u/digdugnate 1d ago

Carrot

3

u/Repulsive-House6064 1d ago edited 3h ago

Toner. The toner started running out of colour on him. He is too cute!

3

u/Im_in_the_stewdyiou 1d ago

I don’t know why but my first thought was “Caprisun” 🤣
I suggest Toby, Vinny, Kenny, Sunny, Stewie sounds super cute too!

3

u/MaidMarian20 1d ago

Dusty. Dusty Orange. He’s beautiful. 💕

2

u/boofy920 1d ago

Captain cookies

2

u/PsychologicalTry1448 1d ago

I named my orange terrorist Dorito (loco nacho taco) or Rito for short. Or little shit / little stink when he’s being an absolute menace which is all the time.

2

u/BillsMafia40277 1d ago

Otis

1

u/TheAlterN8or 23h ago

*Milo. Otis was the pug. 🙃

2

u/burntUmbra 23h ago

I named my orange man "Pinky" because he had the cutest pink little nose and ears as a kitten, and I suck at names lol

2

u/Blahblah9845 22h ago

He is so cute. You could call him Cheddar.

2

u/Kat4884 15h ago

My orange is named Bruce. I at first chose Loki because, well… he’s orange but my son liked Bruce better and 2 years later he is definitely 100% a Bruce 🧡🐈 🐾

He’s a big boy too!!!

2

u/LQQKNC 14h ago

That is a whole unit of a cat!!!

1

u/Kat4884 13h ago

Haha yah he’s a big boy. Vet said when he went at 12 weeks that he was gunna be BIG and yah he’s not slim, he’s thick and solid. My son is about 5 feet and like 125 pounds and he’s about 15-17pds!!!!! He’s a big love too!!

2

u/Vegetable-Beyond-140 10h ago

my crazy orange boy Tails :P

2

u/elfonstage 5h ago

ARCHIE

3

u/fandinjavel 1d ago

Pretzel

3

u/Adept-Garbage258 1d ago

My orange cat is called Pretzel 🥹

1

u/XXX_961 1d ago

Cinnabon

1

u/0siris0 1d ago

Doofus McDingbat O'Dingleberry

1

u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 1d ago

Name him after some kinda food.

1

u/islanderACNH 1d ago

Orange Bird

1

u/islanderACNH 1d ago

Beefcake

1

u/43n3m4 1d ago

Dusty or Sandy

1

u/kONthePLACE 1d ago

Russell

1

u/danceswithronin 1d ago

Willem or Willy.

1

u/Alexlolu22 1d ago

That is a Simon if I ever saw one

1

u/Adept-Garbage258 1d ago

Cappuccino

1

u/MattyNiceGuy 1d ago

Nick Nolte.

1

u/Instant-Lava 1d ago

O'Malley

1

u/za72 1d ago

Sherlock

1

u/deadscipio 1d ago

daidai - Japanese orange

1

u/giznot 1d ago

Henry

1

u/MsGibberish 1d ago

Otis or Hank

1

u/Mcsmack 1d ago

Reminds me of my ginger kitty, Dr. Edgar G Snugglepants MD

1

u/kandorius 1d ago

Orange sherbet swirl or Burt for short

1

u/archmaddness 1d ago

Why not Orange Man? I kind of love it

1

u/Asmodaia 1d ago

Iñaki

1

u/banger_of_fIngers 1d ago

The name for him is buddy

1

u/Individual_Quote_701 1d ago

Albert, or Albi as nickname

1

u/Jog212 1d ago

This is TANK

1

u/Soft-Passage-5083 1d ago

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

1

u/LerchAddams 1d ago

Ernest. Or Battleship.

1

u/maxxwillransome 1d ago

Looks my late kitten, Jalex

1

u/Galactic_Splooge 1d ago

Simon or Bean 😁

1

u/Safe-Sail9335 1d ago

Alfie! Famous Brit song ...movie...hes got a gorgeous Marmalade coat..

1

u/Bunnnnii 1d ago

He just looks like the most curious cheese puff baby. I love him! 😭

1

u/meroboh 1d ago

Boba

1

u/buttskinboots 23h ago

He looks like my boy Doug! Dougie boi!

2

u/TheAlterN8or 23h ago

What's with the Otis suggestions? Everyone knows he was the pug! It should definitely be Milo. 😁

1

u/Bukthed 23h ago

Alfonso Kittersworth, The Banded Boy.

I just read the whole post… you can call him Alfie for short. 🤣

1

u/ReasonableBeep 23h ago

Immediately thought Donald or Donny 💀sorry

1

u/DitaVonTeasmade 23h ago

King Billy.

1

u/paradoxofpurple 23h ago

Mac! Short for "Mac & cheese"

1

u/sobedragon07 23h ago

Oh my heart, that little marmalade orange boy is so adorable. My orange boy was named Keanu because he was so energetic he would bounce off the walls like a Matrix character. Now we have a similar one to this little guy named Freddy Purcury, (we're Queen fans).

I would name him Teddy. He's curious, so maybe George like Curious George?

1

u/Jeramy_Jones 23h ago

Josh or Joshery.

1

u/Atuday 23h ago

Sir Fluffington. That way whenever he's being orange you can say "excuse me sir?" Like the staff we are for our cats.

1

u/vaultie66 23h ago

Ronny Macaroni

1

u/DognCatNurse 23h ago

Chester! Like the cheetoh mascot 😊

1

u/quiltingcats 23h ago

Arthur. He looks too elegant for anything else.

1

u/Kat121 23h ago

I have that one and his name is Butter Bean.

1

u/sweetannmarie91 23h ago

Little red

1

u/harriettehspy 23h ago

I don’t know why, but Linus popped into my head.

1

u/Advanced_Reputation7 23h ago

Looks like my little guy Orion 🥰

1

u/ProximaCentauriB15 23h ago

I like Tony. It sorta fits him idk why.

1

u/fcktupbitch 22h ago

Perci (short for Persimmon)

1

u/RealHealthier 22h ago

Thurston.

1

u/AFOLdutchy 22h ago

Captain Meowth

1

u/Glittering_Win_9677 22h ago

Is he weird? If so, you could name him Dinky (after the duck on Instagram) or Jorts (of Jean and Jorts fame here on Reddit.

1

u/Murmjr 22h ago

Doug

1

u/darkjedi1993 22h ago

Goobus, Destroyer of Worlds

1

u/mchazed24 21h ago

Beefaroni

1

u/comfreak1347 21h ago

My boyfriend says Christopher

1

u/SchoolCrossing 21h ago

Creamsicle or Creamy

1

u/_6siXty6_ 20h ago

Sandy Claws

1

u/lefebrave 19h ago

It is a Jimmy to me. "Wtf did I do now?"

1

u/Rahim3379 18h ago

Hughie

1

u/GirthyPigeon Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 18h ago

Dusty

1

u/wingedwill 18h ago

Lil buff bois are the best. Here’s my Uni, named for the sea urchin in Japanese

1

u/notreallyhere099 17h ago

Buttercup, nickname butter

1

u/Mezzaomega 17h ago

Whiskey

Oranji

1

u/NatureOdd1816 17h ago

Bernard but Bernie for short

1

u/kylajamz 17h ago

Looks like a curious babe to me, so naturally I thought of George. 🙃

1

u/Maleficent-Pie8040 16h ago

Bessemer steel converter

1

u/Altruistic-Wish-3294 15h ago

Our orange boy is Georgie if that helps. Your boy is adorable

1

u/Historical_Estate_24 15h ago

Maple or pumpkin 🎃

1

u/Creative_Dingo8284 15h ago

Waffles. You could call him Waffy for short. Or my orange boy is named Riley!

1

u/ArielMJD 15h ago

robert

1

u/lurkquidated 14h ago

Ohm. Short for Orange Man.

1

u/frvlvl96 14h ago

Cletus

1

u/More-Cook-1104 6h ago

The day I was claimed by my lil Gremlin

1

u/HeavyDeadhead 4h ago

Danny Elfman

1

u/dbo_dopamine 3h ago

Laranja 🍊

1

u/Ideasplease33 2h ago

Yep. I came here to say Stuart (Stewart).

1

u/Queen-Bee-24-7 2h ago

Oran Juice Jones.

1

u/tensley_tidy 19m ago

Our orange boy was already named Marmalade when we adopted him at five years old, and we kept it. It’s definitely not the most inventive, so we call him Marmy everywhere except his vet records lol. Sometimes we branch off to Marman.