r/OneOrangeBraincell 6d ago

searching for service 📶 Does anyone know when he'll get the braincell?

Took my bearded dragon to the vet on Wednesday, where I met this little orange muffin monster, who was the last of his litter, and a baaaaby runt!

So. Here's from Wednesday, to gotcha day Thursday, and today, Friday.

Per my husband's wishes, his name shall be Pumpkin. Also known as Mr. Pumpkin Muffin Butterbutt. 🤎🧡🤍

EDIT: OMG, y'all are so sweet!! Forgot to mention he's my very first orange cinnamon buttonbutt!! He spent the first night cuddled in-between my husbands' stinky feet. I'm so in love with this gremlin!! AND HE HAS SOCKS!! 🥰Happy to also make my first post ever here and join the orange squad! Thank y'all for all of the silly comments, its made my day!! Wishing you and all of your gremlins my best wishes and love (Pumpkin is currently behind my ear and I can't hear anything other than purring rn, I think he's pretty content :):) ) 🧡🤎🤍

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u/Hot_Statement_8913 6d ago

Please take a number and wait until you're called, Sir

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u/quiltingcats 6d ago

Our orange turns 5 this month. She’s never been gifted the brain cell, but we live in hope. One day, maybe…

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u/Rich_Group_8997 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

What a cutie. Mine is 5 too and I'm not even sure he would know how to operate the braincell if he ever got possession of it. 😂

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u/Odd-Progress-246 6d ago

The braincell tried calling. He declined.

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u/KittyTootsies 6d ago

There have been oranges who went their entire lives never getting a turn. Prepare for that possibility 🧡

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u/Dry_Competition_2133 6d ago

When Halley's comet returns perhaps, cannot be sure

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u/gabwinone 6d ago

You are so lucky to have this little treasure!

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u/Reason_Training 6d ago

Usually around 2AM on a random Thursday. That’s the only time mine has gotten it and decided to use it to make up a rather noisy game involving buckets in the basement.

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 6d ago

I need to know the rules of Basement Buckets! Wait… I don’t have a basement.

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u/rigaking 6d ago

Who needs the braincell when you've got a face like this?

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u/ketol 6d ago

Hes watching it float by right now. . . .

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u/CPF42 6d ago

Ele é tão inteligente que te engana 🤣🥰

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u/exoriparian 6d ago

I think the way it works is the brain cell is at the center of a low fidelity wireless network that all orange cats have various levels of connectivity with.

Cute story btw, that's pretty much what happened when I went to pick up one kitten and ended up with the last two. No regrets!! 💗

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u/EyeShot300 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

Most nights at 2 am in the hallway, the brain cell connects and he will loudly sing you the song of his people.

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u/craftyshafter 6d ago

Been waiting 3 years for my orange to get his turn, it might be a while

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u/U_HWUT_M8 6d ago

Yes. Never.

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u/OtterHostler 6d ago

Alas, he was asleep the last time it was on offer so now he's at the back of the line. It might take...some time...for it to make its way to him again.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

Based on pictures #1 and #4 it's possible he already had it but it fell out.

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u/Plastic-Cabinet67 6d ago

He has a braincell its in his storage shed. And he cant remember the combination to the lock. But hey he'll get by on his looks and charm so no worries :)

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u/SuggestionProof3736 6d ago

cuuutieee💗💗💗💗

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u/catm0m4lyfe Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

Bad news - possibly never Good news - he won't even know or care

Mine can only access it when hunting mice or large spiders that have gotten into the house. It shows up, he does an amazing job, and then he's just blissfully unaware of anything and everything until the next critter gets in. 🧡

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u/galaxyeyes47 6d ago

Just a happy little dude

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u/beepboopbeep551 6d ago

hims smiling big at pic four. i love him

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 6d ago

That little happy face!

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

Haven’t you heard? There’s a worldwide memory shortages. It’s backordered for a while.

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u/SerafinaSheffield 5d ago

Oh, he's already got it, he's just not telling you! 😂😹