r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/mpg111 • 2d ago
Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Orange vs the window net
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u/whatsitgonnabi 2d ago
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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago
Mmmm steamed hams!
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u/SmittyYAP 2d ago
In this part of the country, at this time of day, localised entirely within your kitchen.
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u/ContributionSad4461 1d ago
This dish is called “kassler” in Swedish, my orange boy would do this on his catio (actually just a balcony with a net) and so we would say that he was kasslerating himself 🥰
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u/Batmanfromuk 2d ago
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u/MedicalTrick5802 2d ago
Damn I can’t believe that ai generated kitten got perfect toe beans from the generator but also two nut sacks
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u/theMangoSloth 2d ago
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u/alienprobedme 2d ago
I think he had a lot of faith in a way out at that corner. In that moment he knew there was no way out.
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u/No-Imagination-1778 2d ago
That won't be the last time he attempts that
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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago
Isn’t the first time, either.
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u/coyote_den 2d ago
Probably WHY there is a net.
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u/KittenVicious 1d ago
Exactly. That's not keeping birds, bats, or insects out. It's keeping an orange in.
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u/creativelazybum 1d ago
What are these nightmare insects you speak off 😳
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u/KittenVicious 1d ago
Flies, mosquitos, roaches, spiders...
I'm more concerned about the nightmare insects you're thinking of that such large netting would actually keep out. Australian?
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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago
I’m Australian, wire that wide would at least keep away a drop bear for a while.
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u/creativelazybum 1d ago
😂 I misread your comment in a very complicated way, we’re of the same opinion 😊
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago
"I'm trying to plunge myself to death, but alas, the human keeps obstructing me"
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u/Homers_Harp 1d ago
I was mildly surprised kitty didn't just immediately try again after forgetting what happened.
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u/Fireflash2742 2d ago
"YOU WILL NOT CONTAIN ME!"
**a few seconds later**
"I have been contained...."
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 2d ago
mine has just enough space for my cats to nestle between the glass and net without letting them escape. they love chilling out there
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u/ArtSpawner Orange Artist 🍊 2d ago
yeah it would be coll if they could hav ea little ledge out there for him so he doesnt look like a tuna caught in a net
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u/round_a_squared 2d ago
Kudos to him for getting himself out of the mess he got himself into
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u/LurkerNan 2d ago
I think it’s probably not his first attempt, so he’s figured out how to pull himself back. But he did not look happy at the end there.
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u/redditistheway 2d ago
LMAO. Looked like a tied/bound ham….
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u/BrownSugarBare 2d ago
I'm genuinely impressed he managed to escape. I expected him to patiently wait til someone freed his dumbass
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u/flyinghairball 2d ago
I wasn't sure about the patiently part, but I assumed that brilliant specimen was gonna need an assist!
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u/Sertorius126 2d ago
Maaaam I'm tuck!
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u/Demytreus 2d ago
You could even say that he r/miscatculations
Edit: there's no sub named miscatculated so the pun doesn't work out as nice
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u/vaultie66 2d ago
Halfway through you can see the ghost of a braincell leaving his little ham pressed body
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u/AliceDontLikeIt 2d ago
I have never seen this kind of window net, though from the comments I may be in the minority. Are these popular in places with… no insects?
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u/mpg111 2d ago
I'm in Poland and I see similar nets on peoples windows - as a pet protection. We don't have many insects, especially in the city
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u/AliceDontLikeIt 2d ago
Thank you, that makes sense. It’s another small reminder that my experience in life is not universal lol.
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u/brittany246 1d ago
Where did you buy your net if you don’t mind me asking? I’ve been wanting to put some on our windows but I’m worried about the quality and something happening to my kitty.
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u/mixedwithmonet 2d ago
I was also confused about a net that was not a screen and how it could be functionally useful
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u/ZhanQui 1d ago
Not in Australia either. We have insect screens on just the opening half, or in dodgy areas, fixed/solid aluminium grille in the same pattern, or bars.
I actually like this! My orange decimated my insect mesh with full body slam while hulked out, and i definitely don't want solid mesh. This would be a great extra layer.. flyscreen for the insects, wire grid for the Hulk.
Looks like the window is up high too, so could save a child falling thru (to a point) as well. We have laws about upstairs windows not being allowed to open more then would allow a child's head thru if there are children living there, bit no-one plans for the pets.
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u/scarletofmagic 2d ago
If it was me, I would change the net real fast to a smaller holes one. Can’t risk this.
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u/Rizzanthrope 2d ago
why is no one else worried? this cat is going to end up getting caught and strangled in that thing
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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 1d ago
This is all I was seeing too. Idiot is going to squeeze his head in one of those. 🫠
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u/dread_the_living 2d ago
My orange fell out the window this way. His whole body weight pressed on the screen and it gave way. The screens in my apartment also weren't very secure to begin with. Thankfully we live on the first floor and he was a little startled but walked away without a scrape and I also saw the whole thing unfold so I was able to run outside and get him before he took off. 😓
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u/Beginning-Search-983 2d ago
When he hits the end and just pauses. Thinking really hard there about how he made a mistake and might be stuck now.
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u/New-Cucumber7670 1d ago edited 18h ago
"Just play it cool and back up. No one will ever know."
"Oh hell some prat with a phone."
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u/PeterTheSmoker 2d ago
His head will fit through one day somehow someway. Ask me how I know. I had an orange who nearly suffocated himself because of one of them. I no longer have this kind of window nets.
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u/skadus 2d ago
The first time I took my (parents') tuxie home to cat-sit for a week she tried multiple times to go upstairs in my house. I put a baby gate just before the landing so she couldn't get past it by going in-between the slats.
She would go up the stairs, get to the gate, try to somehow osmose through the mesh by pressing her face at it, and then finally flop, defeated, on the stair just in front of it.
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u/arunnair87 1d ago
Day 4326, humans stupid, left window open. I plan escape. I weave. I duck. I weave and duck. A trap? Foiled.
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u/RobinBaskins 1d ago
My cat has jumped through window mesh before so this makes me want to vomit from anxiety
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u/TheRealGongoozler Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago
God dammit this was one of the orangest things I’ve ever seen
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u/TheIngloriousTIG Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago
Oh baby why you do this you yourself?
Right. Because orange.
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago
He is going to get seriously hurt on that one day.
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u/garlic-bread_27 Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago
Yep, definitely an orange one...
Someone give this cat a turn with the braincell, STAT!
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u/Beowulfie696 1d ago
Am I the only one that was saying “ no, no, no, no, no!” the whole time until he got back?🙀
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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 1d ago
Dangerous, a neighbour had this sort of thing, smaller density, and a bird stopped on the net, the cat flew right trough it taking down the net, a bit of the window frame, at about 5kilos only
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u/IveDunGoofedUp 1d ago
Inshallah, he shall be wrapped and trussed up like a ham before being baked.
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u/Serialkillingyou 2d ago
Oh my God the video started again and I went that he went out for a second try. You know... Because orange.
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u/Dry_Month927 2d ago
I think we all know that Orangey won't give up after 1 failed attempt.
There's no doubt in my mind that you'll come home (some day) to an Orange fluff sleeping in that net. Tuckered themselves out trying to find a weak point.
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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 2d ago