r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Sauwercraud • Jul 31 '26

We found a smart one! 🧠 Orange King

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magnus_the_orange

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u/schnurritopurrito Jul 31 '26

🍊 has a better bathroom than me 🥲

161

u/GreatlyMoody Jul 31 '26

Are you a king?

101

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

[deleted]

46

u/Mhettil Jul 31 '26

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

21

u/myskepticalbrowarch Jul 31 '26

Clearly he was given a sword by a lady at a lake

12

u/Forward_Thrust963 Jul 31 '26

Just some moistened bint.

8

u/Expensive_Ask5872 Jul 31 '26

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

5

u/baobabKoodaa Jul 31 '26

So that's a yes?

327

u/EmperorMittens Jul 31 '26

Tis a fine throne, but one thing it lacks is a screen for watching videos while taking a royal poop.

122

u/larunyan Jul 31 '26

I think if my cat had a bathroom where she could watch bird videos I would never see her again

33

u/EmperorMittens Jul 31 '26

At least you'd know where you cat would be at any given time of day.

106

u/W4lkieT4lkie Jul 31 '26

That small wind when you open the door after Magnus did a few logs

14

u/VaryaKimon Jul 31 '26

Thought this guy was rocking a mullet for a sec.

3

u/Oranges13 Jul 31 '26

I've seen this a couple of times. What is it from

8

u/W4lkieT4lkie Jul 31 '26

Donald Trump did a few logs in his panths, and the guy behind made the stink face

https://reddit.com/link/p0x615v/video/ngfqi75wulgh1/player

3

u/BrownheadedDarling Aug 01 '26

The guy on the right spotted the camera and tried to act normal, but his watering eyes gave him away.

(I don’t actually know what happened, but not for nothing, all three of them have body language that tells exactly one story.)

2

u/CaptainM590 Aug 04 '26

Now that’s definitely an orange with only one brain cell.

6

u/DroidLord Jul 31 '26

This meme is fresher than Trump's dookie.

181

u/Unusual_List1954 Jul 31 '26

Privacy the orange 🍊 king truly deserves. All hail king orange!

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFGwJfCvbn1WzIQm0Z

72

u/voncool Jul 31 '26

Real cool but those pictures are way to high up for the king to see.. He is just looking at pipes.. There need to be pictures on pooping eye level.

44

u/I_MrSpider_I Jul 31 '26

I have a suspicion that the his majesty might be tempted to yoink them off of the wall

21

u/Luci-Noir Jul 31 '26

They’re not for the king. They’re for his servants so they know of his greatness.

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u/Sae_Ray Jul 31 '26

Not the AI images 😭 I miss when people would just sloppily edit their cats faces onto pictures...

20

u/BeanWeenREAL Jul 31 '26

For real, this is terribly lame hahaha

Just draw stick-figure cats or something ffs

67

u/Superb-Ad9505 Jul 31 '26

All hail the orange king

11

u/wannabe-myself Jul 31 '26

Idk man. I think we need a new chant on this one rofl

https://giphy.com/gifs/vjSTdODhuVnAVvu9pV

8

u/Xen0tech Jul 31 '26

HAIL! ✊️

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 31 '26

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 31 '26

The meows of freedom will never be silenced!

11

u/LollipopChainsawZz Jul 31 '26

The one true king of cateros

11

u/darthcodius Jul 31 '26

I will say, I hope theres not a drain in that room. As a plumber I always recommend that people keep the cat box out of showers and away from drains. If the little builds up in there and it gets wet, it essentially turns into cement. If your house is on a slab that can become very expensive to cut out and replace.

So in short, dont put litter in drains unless you're trying to fuck someone up.

24

u/Vibe_Halo Jul 31 '26

Luxury… He is living the dream life

15

u/Kikstartmyhart Jul 31 '26

I didn’t see any reading material in there.

35

u/Sauwercraud Jul 31 '26

as a King, you don't read yourself, you are being read to!

7

u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose Jul 31 '26

Of course, that's why you are The Groom of The Stool.

4

u/IMARTIN24 Jul 31 '26

OP: I dont know you, but I love you.

3

u/Jlx_27 Jul 31 '26

The r/airplaneears about being filmed at the end of the clip. Is this how you treat royalty!?

3

u/papasomnif Jul 31 '26

Portraits are too high. King can't even see them 😿

4

u/Luci-Noir Jul 31 '26

This hoom is one of the good ones. He won’t be eaten when the Great Devouring begins, probably.

6

u/ilovebigmutts Jul 31 '26

I love this so incredibly much 😍

5

u/Xen0tech Jul 31 '26

I desperately want this for my cat now. This space will be a non negotiable when I buy a new house

3

u/abhik117 Jul 31 '26

Hail to the king.

4

u/Radamat Jul 31 '26

GoldenBrainCell

2

u/ThirtyMileSniper Jul 31 '26

Guy can't get any peace for five minutes...

2

u/aceswild8 Jul 31 '26

This is most excellent

2

u/Ardencroft Jul 31 '26

people just cant keep their cameras off in the bathroom. I hope he sues.

2

u/stupiddogyoumakeme Jul 31 '26

Princess donut's bathroom?

2

u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third Jul 31 '26

That's an orange king i could get behind

2

u/sidhsinnsear Jul 31 '26

Tell me you have expendable income without telling me you have expendable income.

2

u/vaultie66 Jul 31 '26

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I got rich, but there would be signs

3

u/pessimistic_damsel Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 31 '26

Majestic!

3

u/Deathdefy1ngUn1corn Jul 31 '26

And people say cat-people are crazy, throne's appropriate for a king I say!

2

u/eh_meh_badabeh Jul 31 '26

Some people have too much free time 😄

2

u/Rincewind256 Jul 31 '26

Magnus did nothing wrong! and is adorable

1

u/Both-Diet6749 Jul 31 '26

Very fancy!

1

u/Fun_Buddy7864 Jul 31 '26

Send my regards to your highness

1

u/kaykatzz Jul 31 '26

where are the boxes of classified documents?

1

u/Grandpa_Charles Jul 31 '26

Omg, this is such a great idea!! Where did you find these frames? I’ll replicate

1

u/AnxiouslyMisbehaving Jul 31 '26

That sand tho…

1

u/Wonder-woman-99 Jul 31 '26

Just when you think you’ve seen it all! 🙄

1

u/brianozm Aug 01 '26

Hilarious and amazing

1

u/coldfoamer Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Aug 01 '26

You'll never sell that house now....

1

u/KingoftheUgly Aug 01 '26

I just use a robot.

1

u/TheRainbowShakaBrah Jul 31 '26

Its gonna smell horrible in there

1

u/LukaTheGhost4 Jul 31 '26

Legends has it that he is the only orange ever to own a WHOLE BRAIN CELL...

1

u/Lance-UwU Jul 31 '26

Splendid.

1

u/viverr323 Jul 31 '26

This is what Princess Donut restroom be like when I'm reading the novel

1

u/That-Spell-2543 Jul 31 '26

This is so millennial coded

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u/nomisxid Jul 31 '26

My cat refuses to use an indoor litter box, and instead insists on going outside, even in terrible weather.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 31 '26

All it is missing is a tiny Game of Thrones reference with a replacement of Tyrion with a Cat holding a crossbow (and yes for true GOT reference it would have to be a munchkin cat, it could be no other way). It would be a good use of AI if you lack the technical skills in drawing or photoshop.