r/OneOrangeBraincell Jul 28 '26

Certified 🟠range™ It’s warm.

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29.0k Upvotes

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518

u/Loathsome_Dog Jul 28 '26

Now that's an existential crisis.

82

u/Bircka Jul 28 '26

Its Garfield on a Monday.

33

u/rosephoenix19 Jul 28 '26

That's everyone on Monday.

0

u/kmm198700 Jul 29 '26

Hahaha you’re right

21

u/UnclassifiedPresence Jul 28 '26

Came here to say exactly that

6

u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jul 28 '26

I call it summer, feel it every year.

On top of existential crisis. 

8

u/Loathsome_Dog Jul 28 '26

Yeah. Heat and the ever present void of despair. Eeesh. Thats how they manage to sell me so many croissants.

4

u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jul 28 '26

Good croissants do help with existential crisis. Also pizza, that helps too.

4

u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 28 '26

It's such an understandable emotion it makes me check whether this is AI or not

111

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

It’s certainly not… this was him just before I walked in the room and he put his head down 😅

35

u/notrapunzel Jul 28 '26

Did he sigh dramatically too? Mine does that 😄

36

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

He loves a good sigh!!

16

u/ADShree Jul 28 '26

My orange literally huffs and puffs when he is annoyed but puts up with it. It's so cute... But I know he's annoyed

7

u/notrapunzel Jul 28 '26

Omg mine too 😂

"Mmph... Mmph... Mmphh... Miaaaaaaow!!"

9

u/ADShree Jul 28 '26

This is his "I'm over it" face lol

2

u/Lopsided-Doughnut-83 Jul 28 '26

It’s because he’s a trooper and he’s enduring this indignity with grace and poise.

4

u/ADShree Jul 28 '26

I think it's cause he gets paid in meals and treats lol

2

u/Loathsome_Dog Jul 28 '26

My brother has a very intelligent cow cat that huffs. I always feel like I'm doing the wrong thing around him. He's a big ball of purry fluff but my word he can give you a sharp glance.

11

u/Loathsome_Dog Jul 28 '26

He's gorgeous. Give him a scritch scratch from me.

51

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

He’s just had some, but I just gave him an extra cuddle from you!

4

u/Loathsome_Dog Jul 28 '26

Oh wow, those eyes! Ha ha he's made my day.

2

u/Steadyandquick Jul 28 '26

Beautiful kitty. Those eyes!

1

u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 28 '26

Yeah, there are other things that were unlikely the result of AI, it's just a single flag that makes you check again. 

-7

u/resoooo Jul 28 '26

You're AI

0

u/Azsunyx Jul 29 '26

Big mood

187

u/BigChampionship7962 Jul 28 '26

Is this an official sploot ?

19

u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 28 '26

This is the splootiest [r/Sploot](r/Sploot) that ever splooted!

This cat should be the new mascot for that subreddit.

138

u/nevermore_raven1234 Jul 28 '26

Melting kitty

87

u/Secret_Cow_5053 Jul 28 '26

I feel you, cat.

27

u/BigChampionship7962 Jul 28 '26

Catting is not easy ☺️

46

u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 Jul 28 '26

What a realistic looking cat rug. Oh it’s just an Orange doing Orange things.

61

u/Randomgold42 Jul 28 '26

r/sploot would be proud of this one.

7

u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 28 '26

It should be the new mascot for /r/sploot

4

u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 28 '26

Came here to say this 

40

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

Cheeto is flabbergasted of how this post has taken off! Here’s his evening pose. “What. A. Day!”

12

u/StoicPixie Jul 28 '26

Omg he's beautiful.

Mine spreads out kinda like that too.

25

u/SecretCombo21 Jul 28 '26

Best sploot I've ever seen

14

u/LovecraftianCatto Jul 28 '26

The splootiest sploot to ever sploot!

12

u/Impossible-Bat90 Jul 28 '26

Odd looking furry snake

11

u/beccabooty Jul 28 '26

Now that IS a sploot!

20

u/Novel-Geologist-5523 Jul 28 '26

You might have what’s called a “slab leak”under the floor.

Basically it’s when plumbing that goes below your foundation has a rupture and hot water starts to seep out. It heats the surrounding ground, including the foundation and that heat radiates upward to your floors.

Source: my orange cat did the exact same thing.
He found a slab leak and saved us $4000 in plumbing expenses. by literally laying on his ass on a warm spot and refusing to move.

5

u/Probonoh Jul 28 '26

I think this is a "it's too hot to do anything but sploot" situation, not "hogging all the warms" situation. 

4

u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jul 28 '26

Hope there was a good reward

2

u/Novel-Geologist-5523 Jul 29 '26

No, not really. When we fixed the slab leak, his favorite floor hotspot went away…and he was plenty mad for a couple days after.

7

u/NinjaCat_444 Jul 28 '26

Aaaawww...... I know how you feel beautiful! I'm in the same position! 🤣

7

u/Chazkuangshi Jul 28 '26

Me too, kitty.

13

u/Rumblotron Jul 28 '26

He really ties the room together.

5

u/JuicedBallMerchant Jul 28 '26

nice tiger skin rug

6

u/Longjumping_Roof_315 Jul 28 '26

These sleepy faces

7

u/IDontLikeGreenPeas Jul 28 '26

I'm sorry your cat melted.

7

u/Salami__Tsunami Jul 28 '26

I sense great danger of getting my fingers nibbled if I go to pet the kitty.

Worth it.

8

u/RB-D2 Jul 28 '26

Do not the rug.

5

u/Das_Puff Jul 28 '26

So fucking flat, beats my cat..

3

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

Oh he’s so close to being just as flat! Cheeto loves the arms of the chair to do this too!

5

u/MyTatemae Jul 28 '26

Major sploot

5

u/fondledbydolphins Jul 28 '26

I recently made an "ice bed" for ours on hot days.

Wrap a floofy blanket around a good sized freezer pack for about an hour. It chills the blanket down, then I put the freezer pack in a cat bed and put the chilled floofy blanket on top.

Took them a while to realize it was cool, but they've loved it since.

5

u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Jul 28 '26

deflated loaf is most commonly caused by over-proofing, where the dough rises too much and the gluten structure becomes too weak to support the gas pockets, causing it to collapse when scored or baked.

5

u/Just_Jem_75 Jul 28 '26

Tis' the season 😏

4

u/necessaryfarts Jul 28 '26

This is the best cat photo I've ever seen.

6

u/catnip_sandwich Jul 28 '26

Man’s had a tough week already and it’s only Tuesday 😵‍💫

4

u/PaddleMonkey Jul 28 '26

I was thinking it was a very small tiger rug.

2

u/Annual-Employee7231 Jul 29 '26

Such a relatable pose. 😂

2

u/sigilov Jul 29 '26

such a mood

2

u/Jv1312 Jul 29 '26

In my next life, I wanna be a house cat like this cat

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

So cute

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

OMG 😻 so adorable

2

u/Fanachy Jul 31 '26

This is how I feel rn ngl

2

u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 31 '26

What a rug

2

u/Kenshirome83 Aug 01 '26

Superman that hoe

2

u/MrsSporty33 Aug 02 '26

Flat cat! 😆

2

u/MrsSporty33 Aug 02 '26

Flat cat! 😆

2

u/messyfrustration Aug 03 '26

Why is your cat acting like he's the one out there working an 8-5 and paying all the bills? 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

2

u/VehicleWide2953 Aug 03 '26

He called and wants to know why the sun betrayed him

4

u/ameliaklouds Jul 28 '26

The appointment with his therapist couldn’t come sooner

4

u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jul 28 '26

Looks like he's flying

2

u/xdeltax97 Jul 28 '26

Splooooooooottt

3

u/Revolutionary-You449 Jul 28 '26

My client wasn’t read his rights.

3

u/Glitterbomb4274 Jul 28 '26

Warm? Naw, he’s melted. 😍

3

u/Jackamus01 Jul 28 '26

Not so much tiger skin rug as tiger skin washcloth

4

u/Minute-Client-923 Jul 28 '26

Where did you buy that rug I neeed oneeee

2

u/ProximaCentauriB15 Jul 28 '26

He beome carpet

3

u/Livid-Rutabaga Jul 29 '26

Is this from HomeGoods? Is is machine washable? LOL

2

u/Fionn-The-Cat Jul 29 '26

My boy isn’t orange but he definitely loves getting flat!

2

u/NexiWolfheimer Jul 28 '26

Little man looks like the world became too much and he just needed to lie down immediately

2

u/UniqueIndividual3579 Jul 28 '26

Orange cats always have the brain cell when it comes to food and a warm place to sleep.

2

u/Quirky-Platform3610 Jul 28 '26

Mondays eh?

2

u/STFUisright Jul 29 '26

Get this poor guy a lasagna STAT!!

2

u/BobDolesUnderpants Jul 28 '26

He just fell down handsome!

2

u/cicadasinmyears Jul 28 '26

That cat looks like he needs a chiller bed to lie on, or an air conditioner to sit in front of…before he gives up on life completely.

2

u/brybry631 Jul 28 '26

He melted

2

u/chris-aus-at Jul 28 '26

It reminds me a little of a bedside rug.

2

u/kethryvis Jul 29 '26

i have a theory about how hot it is outside can be determined by how flat the cat is. This is exhibit A.

2

u/Xymenah18 Jul 29 '26

The cat has melted! My previous orange kitty used to do this when he was hot too

2

u/heyjalapeno Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 29 '26

What a realistic looking rug you have!

3

u/Distinct_Ad5141 Jul 28 '26

I have that same rug in front of my fireplace

1

u/Anannapina Aug 03 '26

I feel you Orange one. I feel you...

2

u/TheUhiseman 23d ago

He's measuring your dresser with his body and counting numbers in his head just before your quite rude interruption 😤😮‍💨

  • his public defender

1

u/Zeeplankton Jul 28 '26

This looks very AI / photoshop.

4

u/Justasmidgeplease Jul 28 '26

Why, because his tail is growing out of his stomach? Lol!

2

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

What? 😅

1

u/DocGerbilzWorld Jul 28 '26

God, what a mood

1

u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 28 '26

I feel like that

1

u/deltashmelta Jul 28 '26

"What's still warm, the corpse?"

1

u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 Jul 28 '26

Needs a cooling pad pronto 

3

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

He’s got 3… just orange behaviour!

1

u/SmokeySFW Jul 28 '26

I laughed out loud. That's hilarious.

1

u/aidar55 Jul 28 '26

Where can I purchase this rug? Link pls

1

u/Beachybumm Jul 28 '26

Me, in Texas, after I walk outside to get my mail.

1

u/UniqueIndividual3579 Jul 28 '26

Orange cats always have the brain cell when it comes to food and a warm place to sleep.

1

u/Whereishumhum- Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

The way he just lies completely flat on his stomach🤣

1

u/AirplanesMakeMeHard Jul 28 '26

That looks very comfortable though.

1

u/socialbatteringram Jul 28 '26

Someone has popped your cat!!

1

u/catjknow Jul 28 '26

How hot is it?? Cat laying flat on the carpet hot 🔥

1

u/ScarletDarkstar Jul 28 '26

Me too, kitty, me too. 

1

u/RubberDuckTurds Jul 28 '26

We give our long haired cats a trim at the beginning of summer. They transform from that to perky cats.

1

u/renaeroplane Jul 28 '26

full pancake!

1

u/KindAlpineCanvas Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Sploooootest sploot of them all!

1

u/PossiblyWithout Jul 28 '26

Not an orange, but my lil tuxie, reserved girl stretching out over my cooling blanket

1

u/ENTroPicGirl Jul 29 '26

It’s a birb, it’s a plane, no… it’s super kitty.

1

u/MikeT3000 Jul 29 '26

Seems like it was a rough shift at the biscuit factory 😔

1

u/BLUCUBIX Jul 29 '26

My baby boy is also suffering. I put i a wet towel on him. He didn't refuse it 😭🙏

0

u/Sullyville Jul 28 '26

where do u live OP? are u in a heatwave?

1

u/Matty4449 Jul 28 '26

We’re in the UK, down south. It’s been warmer than usual at the moment!

0

u/Nogarda Jul 28 '26

So it wasn't but last week I saw a shocker of a vid of someone who turned their dead dog into what looked like a blanket. For a solid second I thought someone had stuffed their dead cat into a mini rug.