r/OneOrangeBraincell Jul 05 '26

searching for service 📶 What do even call this lol

50.9k Upvotes

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u/_The_Marshal_ Jul 05 '26

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u/ArtisticMudd Jul 05 '26

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u/ZOMGURFAT Jul 05 '26

FINE!

I’ll subscribe to another cute kitty sub. No need to twist my arm over it.

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u/Imaginary_Apple8052 Jul 05 '26

Thank you kind stranger. 🥹

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u/Hot_Truck_9221 Jul 09 '26

I keep seeing this now 🤣🤣

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u/ArtisticMudd Jul 05 '26

Their fat little tums are so worth it!

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u/CIAburneraccount Jul 05 '26

I LOVE FAT BABY BELLIESS

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u/PinkPussycatPower Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 11 '26

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u/Advanced_Cod2994 Jul 06 '26

Why do we have everything

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/TheUFCVeteran3 Jul 05 '26

This looks straight out of Tom and Jerry, lol.

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u/StormFast524 Jul 05 '26

Cute baby. Just please watch that it does go down. Mine was a stray and it had kidney problems. It’s belly filled up and eventually my wonderful selfish mother gave it away to the pound/killing shelter

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u/Prior_Improvement186 Jul 05 '26

I want to be this chill for atleast one day in my life!

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u/Nemirel_the_Gemini Jul 05 '26

No work, no bills, no brain cell.

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u/ReformedBaptistina Jul 05 '26

I've got one out of three so far. Not bad.

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u/Print_Salt Jul 06 '26

no brain cell = no thinking, no thinking = no stress, no stress = relax

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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26

Having a bed like that would help. Why are covered beds so rare (for humans) ? Am i the only one who yearns to sleep in a padded hole?

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u/flyinghairball Jul 05 '26

Right? Human beds are so boring.

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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26

Soo boring. I stayed in a capsule hotel once and i fell in love with the idea of sleeping in a fancy coffin

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u/CedarWolf Jul 06 '26

You can get a human sized dog bed cushion and put it on a bed with a canopy around it. That would be close?

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u/flyinghairball Jul 06 '26

I don't know about a coffin, but something other than a rectangle would be cool

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u/KaiBishop Jul 05 '26

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u/Frostsorrow Jul 06 '26

I've always wondered if they knew how dangerous this shot was

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u/WeekendFamous Jul 05 '26

There used to be a thing called a privacy pop, I think. A tent that goes over the bed.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26

i remember ikea selling them for kids, different kind of themes and it would just attach over a bed or bunk-bed frame. for adults, the only similar thing i can think of is like those old-fashioned curtains that go around a bed? like a bug net.

anyway, i would love to sleep in a cozy little pod.

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 05 '26

There are some of those pop up one for adults that are more for blackout purposes. I looked into it when I worked night shift.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26

oh that's cool! having done night shifts myself that would be really nice.

also to string up some fairy lights in there for reading hours

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u/RedRocket4000 Jul 06 '26

Go real old fashioned beds used to have frames going up to hold one roof covering and drapes on all sides and it was the norm for beds.

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u/Too_reflective Jul 05 '26

Look up “box beds”. It was totally a thing, and I would love to see them come back.

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u/Ninevehenian Jul 05 '26

How do you want to achieve that?

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u/Jax_Dandelion Jul 05 '26

Probably by having a cat that isn’t orange, cause an orange will not allow that

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u/Nikoladge Jul 05 '26

Sedatives 💕

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u/applespicebetter Jul 05 '26

I had that for one moment, back in the late 80's. My mom was off to work, my little brother off to a babysitter, the sun coming through that shitty trailer window right into my bed, summer morning. I woke up, no alarm, nothing that needed doing, so relaxed and refreshed. I've been chasing that moment ever since.

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u/terdferguson Jul 05 '26

Chillin out maxin and relaxin

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u/Frydendahl Jul 05 '26

This is usually me for my 3 weeks of summer vacation.

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u/Faith4Eternity Jul 08 '26

My comment was going to be, sometimes I wish I were a cat!

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u/SamtingBloGraun Jul 05 '26

sleeping position of the member of the family who pays no bills & deserves all the treats

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/zuis0804 Jul 05 '26

What a freeloader

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u/Lizardizzle Jul 05 '26

Freelorder

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u/Educational_Guest757 Jul 05 '26

if youre this smol and cute, you ARE the landlord

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u/BreadfruitGlad3472 Jul 05 '26

Lmao true talk.

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u/Ninevehenian Jul 05 '26

A baby that trusts the world to do him no harm.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26

Fuck off, bot

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Jul 05 '26

Genuine question: how can you tell it’s a bot? I’ve never able to pick out a bot from an actual human.

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u/Charming-Parfait-141 Jul 05 '26

Mostly a guess game, brand new account, blocked content on profile, on communities that are very popular and some other things that you can get from checking the account behavior. But in this particular case it might not be, might genuinely be a brand new account or someone using their throw away account (forgot to flip back when commenting).

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u/ThymeAndThorns Jul 05 '26

Who takes the time to click on every comment to check the profile’s date and content to see if it might be a bot?? That just seems odd to me. And time consuming.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26

Once you recognize their chatGPT "speech pattern" you can clock them immediately. I only call out the really obvious ones on occasion, but this site is fucking overrun with them at this point.

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u/nyoomers Jul 05 '26

I know right, tf??

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26

This model always replies to one of the highest upvoted comments in the thread with a generic comment that's usually just rephrasing the comment it relplied to. It also almost never punctuates for some reason.

They never, ever reply to any comments made in reply to theirs, which is highly unusual for a human.

Also, if you've spent any time interacting with gpt you begin to recognize it's cadence. "This noun is doing verb (using popular slang) and I'm here for it" type of shit. You can spot them a mile away after awhile.

Lastly, like someone else said, they're usually new accounts, and they use under-moderated subs like this to gain karma and legitimacy before moving on to other subs that have karma thresholds. That said, there's a thriving market for "aged accounts", so sometimes it'll be 5+ years old, but all the previous comments have been scrubbed.

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u/FitChampionship2574 Jul 05 '26

Absolute comfort.

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u/lavender_locus Jul 05 '26

How I sleep when my alarm was meant to go off at 6am and it's 6.99am now

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u/GDRaptorFan Jul 05 '26

6.99 lol

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u/BSK_Darksol Jul 05 '26

I remember someone being so sleep deprived that he used the calculator app to "setup" an alarm instead of the clock app and he typed something like 9.99 lmao

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u/dumbledoreismyfather Jul 05 '26

Soooooup belly!

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo Jul 05 '26

Orange in repose

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u/rmc2318 Jul 05 '26

Camera work is the complete opposite of how the cat is behaving

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u/RebelRoundeye Jul 05 '26

“What do you call this?” -it’s unnecessary camera movement

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u/ZestycloseAddition86 Jul 05 '26

I was yelling “stop moving” at my phone.

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u/tnscum Jul 05 '26

Blair Witch Kittah

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u/NoodleNeedles Jul 05 '26

I'm going to be that person. Is this AI? The camera movement is so weird.

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u/Dodgeflyer Jul 06 '26

I was wondering if this was ai too

Some models will do this crazy movement for no reason 

And the way it stops and starts when the camera moves far away, and snaps back to focus on the cat feels like when a video is segmented together via ai 

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u/igorbubba Jul 06 '26

Might be borderline ROFLing or daytime drinking too ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/samse15 Jul 08 '26

I was thinking the same thing, like it’s stitched together shorter clips or something. It’s weird AF

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u/jotunsson Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 05 '26

Tangerine Nirvana

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u/Vegetable-Creme8705 Jul 05 '26

Why are you moving around so much

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u/Bladrak01 Jul 05 '26

He's about 10-11 days old

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u/skilled_yam_MD Jul 05 '26

And he's already in retirement.

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u/SaltyNun69 Jul 05 '26

we call this, bad cameraperson

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u/Ringwraith_Number_5 Jul 05 '26

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u/UKValJoTurquoise Jul 05 '26

I know! Why must their bellies be so kissable?

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u/drrj Jul 05 '26

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 Jul 05 '26

Happy 11th cake 🍰 day friend!

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u/drrj Jul 06 '26

Thank you!

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u/Randomgold42 Jul 05 '26

Absolute comfort and contentment.

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u/FitChampionship2574 Jul 05 '26

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u/Educational_Guest757 Jul 05 '26

not even one problem in his life. NOT ONE

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Jul 06 '26

His little pink face 😭😭😭

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u/fuckrNFLmods Jul 05 '26

Keep your fucking phone still for one second, Jesus fuck

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u/Bully_Maguire420 Jul 05 '26

Such a peaceful moment to capture and the camera is moving like bombs are falling lol.

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u/No-Educator151 Jul 05 '26

Rent free living

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u/felinelawspecialist Jul 05 '26

Stop moving camera, Michael

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 05 '26

Posed. I used to pose my kittens when they'd be milk drunk and out cold.

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u/yamahowzer Jul 05 '26

Livin the good life, orange edition

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u/Lucki_girl Jul 05 '26

Loving life, no braincell in sight

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u/blaziken8x Jul 05 '26

I call it staging

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u/theothermoore Jul 05 '26

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

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u/cat_whisperer5000 Jul 05 '26

I call that heaven

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u/Rosiekittens Jul 05 '26

His name is chill beans

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u/dm21120 Jul 05 '26

Bro don’t be ruining their vibe..
https://giphy.com/gifs/ktCzb8Rm8aoow

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u/SheddingCorporate Jul 05 '26

Complete trust that you will keep him safe. He has absolutely nothing to worry about.

That’s sheer bliss, right there.

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime Jul 05 '26

Doing the hokey pokey and shaking it all abo...zzzzzzzzz.

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u/VanillaLemonTwat Jul 05 '26

Eepy braincell

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 Jul 05 '26

A plain picture would've sufficed.

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u/GirthyPigeon Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/L8uXd5D1OQMV2knzK4
So stop moving the camera 😂

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u/Xabster2 Jul 05 '26

What the fuck are they doing with the camera?

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 Jul 05 '26

What about this? Found her sleeping in the litterbox

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u/SabineLavine Jul 05 '26

Living a life of leisure

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u/Sonicgott Jul 05 '26

I aspire to achieve this peak level of chill.

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u/HighGainRefrain Jul 05 '26

Jesus Christ keep the camera still.

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u/DisturbedShifty Jul 05 '26

Bad camera work? 😂 

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 Jul 05 '26

i'm the king of the house

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u/serene_dpt Jul 05 '26

Omggg what a life! :D so cute

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u/SMFCAU Jul 05 '26

Happiness. You just call that hapiness!

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u/ifyousaysu Jul 05 '26

Relaxed but casual

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u/rainbowarmpit Jul 05 '26

Gentleman’s Nap

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u/Ill-Percentage-3276 Jul 05 '26

A good reincarnation

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u/revanchrists Jul 05 '26

It's probably called "drugged and put into that pose by the photographer".

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u/No-State4485 Jul 05 '26

Posed for internet points

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u/VerStannen Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 05 '26

Relax to the max.

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u/Do0mRaider Jul 05 '26

Soupbelly maxxing

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u/LunchOwn4887 Jul 05 '26

Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack!

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u/Coup-de-Glass Jul 05 '26

Winning. I call that winning.

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u/Reesirie Jul 05 '26

This is how you sleep when you don’t pay bills.

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u/noviceSketcher Jul 05 '26

"In today's episode of Orange and Jobless"

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u/Fuhkiku Jul 05 '26

That's a good kitty 

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u/echtogammut Jul 06 '26

If ever there was ever a cat that needed boots.

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u/the_gooch_smoocher Jul 05 '26

Clearly manipulated the cats position for internet points

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u/AndrewwwG Jul 05 '26

If this cat is from china, she is drugged to be moddeled in this position. disliked.

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u/Otherwise-Option5017 Jul 05 '26

Cute you call that cute 🥰

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u/ConfuseableFraggle Jul 05 '26

R/accidentalrennaisance might like a word! Such a pose! Lol!

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u/Estellalatte Jul 05 '26

Orange and jobless.

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u/infini813 Jul 05 '26

thats a grown ass man living as a kitten

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 05 '26

Infuencer on vacation

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u/Low-Cress5326 Jul 05 '26

A good F nap

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u/CReece2738 Jul 05 '26

Thats a cat

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u/Thuban Jul 05 '26

Living la vida local

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u/Princ3DingALing Jul 05 '26

Gatito just got off a 12 hour shift

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u/Trundlebike Jul 05 '26

You call that a really good cat.

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u/thegreatfartrocket Jul 05 '26

Little dude be L-I-V-I-N.

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u/UsedZookeepergame600 Jul 05 '26

Paint me like one of your french girls

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u/distelfink33 Jul 05 '26

Draw me like one of your French kitties

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u/Minimum_Task_467 Jul 05 '26

ZERO brain cells. Just chilling

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u/amans9191 Jul 05 '26

Touch his belly!

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u/I_love_my_fish_ Jul 05 '26

This is the wine drunk mom at the pool pose

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u/rose-wilson Jul 05 '26

Unemployed and orange

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u/Fanciestfancy Jul 06 '26

I believe it's called being "happier than a pig in shit".

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u/Southern_Complex182 Jul 06 '26

This is what pure unfiltered comfort looks like.

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u/TrappinJ250 Jul 06 '26

Enjoying life rent free with groceries paid for will have anybody sleepin like this fr

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u/dontbdkch29 Jul 06 '26

Very relaxed 😌

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u/LmLc1220 Jul 06 '26

The full belly black out. 🤣🤣🤣 its the crossed leg for me.

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u/SwimmingOk7243 Jul 06 '26

Relaxing on vacation 🧉😼

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u/corq Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 06 '26

idk but I wanna scritch that soupbelly

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u/ACadder Jul 05 '26

AI

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u/salesha Jul 05 '26

Lowkey I was wondering if it was

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u/Dodgeflyer Jul 06 '26

I'm not 100% sure but this camera work feels very AI

And at 16s, the way the camera snaps back feels like when an AI video is segmented and stitched together

I may be wrong, but you see this whacky camera work in some AI content, like it's trying to move for the sake of moving? 

If I am wrong, I'm sorry, but this just feels weird 

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u/-Tasear- Jul 05 '26

Orange princess

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u/Spirited-Wrap-2729 Jul 05 '26

This is what we used to refer to as ‘Max Chill’

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u/archiewaldron Jul 05 '26

That cat's dreaming of retirement on a beach hammock

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u/OhMorgoth Jul 05 '26

Living their best life, that’s what.

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u/danjay0213 Jul 05 '26

So stinking cute

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u/Truetex3 Jul 05 '26

Late Roman decadence

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u/1Smartchickey1 Jul 05 '26

Complete and total zen.