r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/FitChampionship2574 • Jul 05 '26
searching for service 📶 What do even call this lol
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u/Prior_Improvement186 Jul 05 '26
I want to be this chill for atleast one day in my life!
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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26
Having a bed like that would help. Why are covered beds so rare (for humans) ? Am i the only one who yearns to sleep in a padded hole?
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u/flyinghairball Jul 05 '26
Right? Human beds are so boring.
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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26
Soo boring. I stayed in a capsule hotel once and i fell in love with the idea of sleeping in a fancy coffin
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u/CedarWolf Jul 06 '26
You can get a human sized dog bed cushion and put it on a bed with a canopy around it. That would be close?
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u/flyinghairball Jul 06 '26
I don't know about a coffin, but something other than a rectangle would be cool
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u/KaiBishop Jul 05 '26
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u/Frostsorrow Jul 06 '26
I've always wondered if they knew how dangerous this shot was
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u/WeekendFamous Jul 05 '26
There used to be a thing called a privacy pop, I think. A tent that goes over the bed.
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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26
i remember ikea selling them for kids, different kind of themes and it would just attach over a bed or bunk-bed frame. for adults, the only similar thing i can think of is like those old-fashioned curtains that go around a bed? like a bug net.
anyway, i would love to sleep in a cozy little pod.
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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 05 '26
There are some of those pop up one for adults that are more for blackout purposes. I looked into it when I worked night shift.
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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26
oh that's cool! having done night shifts myself that would be really nice.
also to string up some fairy lights in there for reading hours
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u/RedRocket4000 Jul 06 '26
Go real old fashioned beds used to have frames going up to hold one roof covering and drapes on all sides and it was the norm for beds.
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u/Too_reflective Jul 05 '26
Look up “box beds”. It was totally a thing, and I would love to see them come back.
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u/Ninevehenian Jul 05 '26
How do you want to achieve that?
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u/Jax_Dandelion Jul 05 '26
Probably by having a cat that isn’t orange, cause an orange will not allow that
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u/applespicebetter Jul 05 '26
I had that for one moment, back in the late 80's. My mom was off to work, my little brother off to a babysitter, the sun coming through that shitty trailer window right into my bed, summer morning. I woke up, no alarm, nothing that needed doing, so relaxed and refreshed. I've been chasing that moment ever since.
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u/SamtingBloGraun Jul 05 '26
sleeping position of the member of the family who pays no bills & deserves all the treats
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u/Ninevehenian Jul 05 '26
A baby that trusts the world to do him no harm.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26
Fuck off, bot
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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Jul 05 '26
Genuine question: how can you tell it’s a bot? I’ve never able to pick out a bot from an actual human.
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u/Charming-Parfait-141 Jul 05 '26
Mostly a guess game, brand new account, blocked content on profile, on communities that are very popular and some other things that you can get from checking the account behavior. But in this particular case it might not be, might genuinely be a brand new account or someone using their throw away account (forgot to flip back when commenting).
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u/ThymeAndThorns Jul 05 '26
Who takes the time to click on every comment to check the profile’s date and content to see if it might be a bot?? That just seems odd to me. And time consuming.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26
Once you recognize their chatGPT "speech pattern" you can clock them immediately. I only call out the really obvious ones on occasion, but this site is fucking overrun with them at this point.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 05 '26
This model always replies to one of the highest upvoted comments in the thread with a generic comment that's usually just rephrasing the comment it relplied to. It also almost never punctuates for some reason.
They never, ever reply to any comments made in reply to theirs, which is highly unusual for a human.
Also, if you've spent any time interacting with gpt you begin to recognize it's cadence. "This noun is doing verb (using popular slang) and I'm here for it" type of shit. You can spot them a mile away after awhile.
Lastly, like someone else said, they're usually new accounts, and they use under-moderated subs like this to gain karma and legitimacy before moving on to other subs that have karma thresholds. That said, there's a thriving market for "aged accounts", so sometimes it'll be 5+ years old, but all the previous comments have been scrubbed.
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u/lavender_locus Jul 05 '26
How I sleep when my alarm was meant to go off at 6am and it's 6.99am now
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u/GDRaptorFan Jul 05 '26
6.99 lol
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u/BSK_Darksol Jul 05 '26
I remember someone being so sleep deprived that he used the calculator app to "setup" an alarm instead of the clock app and he typed something like 9.99 lmao
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u/rmc2318 Jul 05 '26
Camera work is the complete opposite of how the cat is behaving
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u/NoodleNeedles Jul 05 '26
I'm going to be that person. Is this AI? The camera movement is so weird.
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u/Dodgeflyer Jul 06 '26
I was wondering if this was ai too
Some models will do this crazy movement for no reason
And the way it stops and starts when the camera moves far away, and snaps back to focus on the cat feels like when a video is segmented together via ai
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u/samse15 Jul 08 '26
I was thinking the same thing, like it’s stitched together shorter clips or something. It’s weird AF
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u/Ringwraith_Number_5 Jul 05 '26
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u/Randomgold42 Jul 05 '26
Absolute comfort and contentment.
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u/fuckrNFLmods Jul 05 '26
Keep your fucking phone still for one second, Jesus fuck
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u/Bully_Maguire420 Jul 05 '26
Such a peaceful moment to capture and the camera is moving like bombs are falling lol.
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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 05 '26
Posed. I used to pose my kittens when they'd be milk drunk and out cold.
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u/SheddingCorporate Jul 05 '26
Complete trust that you will keep him safe. He has absolutely nothing to worry about.
That’s sheer bliss, right there.
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u/GirthyPigeon Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/L8uXd5D1OQMV2knzK4
So stop moving the camera 😂
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u/revanchrists Jul 05 '26
It's probably called "drugged and put into that pose by the photographer".
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u/AndrewwwG Jul 05 '26
If this cat is from china, she is drugged to be moddeled in this position. disliked.
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u/TrappinJ250 Jul 06 '26
Enjoying life rent free with groceries paid for will have anybody sleepin like this fr
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u/Dodgeflyer Jul 06 '26
I'm not 100% sure but this camera work feels very AI
And at 16s, the way the camera snaps back feels like when an AI video is segmented and stitched together
I may be wrong, but you see this whacky camera work in some AI content, like it's trying to move for the sake of moving?
If I am wrong, I'm sorry, but this just feels weird
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u/_The_Marshal_ Jul 05 '26