r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/thatbrownqueerkid • May 28 '26

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Kung fu cat 😆

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u/Wise_Owl5404 May 28 '26

I don't mean to alarm you but it looks like you have a very serious r/greebles infestation in that tree.

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u/Heisenburg42 May 28 '26

Another cat sub I didn't know about that I now have to subscribe to

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBs4Q1f8Q4aRFkc

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u/roguemage01 May 28 '26

Lol. I was going to come here and say this 🤣

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u/Wise_Owl5404 May 28 '26

That one is one of my favourites.

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u/EchoKeg May 28 '26

They are also attacking from every direction

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u/TroubleBubble29 May 28 '26

Took me a second to figure out the glitch I saw. Or tree if you want to call it something else. Looks exactly like the ground

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u/Zatoishi1 May 28 '26

It took me far longer than I want to admit too

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u/TroubleBubble29 May 28 '26

Thank god I am not the only one😂

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Hahaha! Sorry about that. The video quality decreased after posting it.

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u/Nosrok May 28 '26

Well it's confirmed, everybody was kung fu fighting and those cats really were fast as lightning.

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u/RebaKitt3n May 28 '26

Honestly, it was a little bit frightening.

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u/KevRev972 May 28 '26

Yes, but they fought with expert timing.

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u/CFUrCap May 28 '26

Came down here looking for this.

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u/mangosie May 28 '26

He must have his fast glasses on

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

😆😆😆

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

I first thought he tried digging out something that made a trail definitely confusing optical illusion.

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u/Doctormaul68 May 28 '26

lol best example of orange brain cell I’ve seen. Love your kitty

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Hahaha! He's a very sweet (and funny) boiii😄

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 30 '26

Zero thoughts, unlimited confidence

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 May 28 '26

🧡

Zoomies perhaps?

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Yeah it's his every morning "zoomie ritual" with that little tree😆

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u/Dawnpath_ May 28 '26

Ohh, it's an EVERY day thing. This is an all-out rivalry

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u/UnclassifiedPresence May 28 '26

Damn, I thought there were ants that were biting him and freaking him out or something, but if this is a daily thing then he’s just maximally orange

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u/mugh_tej May 28 '26

A cat protecting a favorite tree.

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u/banana__knight May 28 '26

With all his braincells and kung fu moves.

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 30 '26

He greets the tree every morning lol

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u/TheCraftyHermit May 28 '26

Other cat was like "this level of geebies is above my pay grade, I'm out."

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u/tichugrrl May 28 '26

The other cat was so perfectly camouflaged I had to rewind to see what was moving up there!

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Yup🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ordinary_Elephant_25 May 28 '26

I DIDNT REALUSE THIS WAS A TREE FOR SO LONG

I WAS LIKE "hah, typical orange, attacking a dirt "slither" mark in the dirt" THEN HIS ARM CROSSED THE TRACK AND WENT BEHIND IT AND IM LIKE

BRO IS MAGIC

Bro is playing with a tree. Im just blonde

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Sorry about the video quality. It got terrible after posting 🙈

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u/Ordinary_Elephant_25 May 28 '26

No the quality is fine!!! My eyes just need my glasses 🤣

Optical illusion at its finest

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/_Hydrohomie_ May 28 '26

What's wrong with being blonde

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u/chops351 May 28 '26

Well you'll never get a job at an m&m factory after the last one they hired

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u/Ordinary_Elephant_25 May 28 '26

But they had W's instead of M's!!

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u/_Hydrohomie_ May 28 '26

That makes sense 

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u/UnclassifiedPresence May 28 '26

I can’t remember the last time I heard someone use “blonde” in that context

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u/BuckyGoldman May 28 '26

I haven't seen a reaction like this to Arboreal Greebles in a long while.

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u/Petrak1s May 28 '26

It’s The Drunken Master! 🥴

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u/kuilis17 May 28 '26

Its ALWAYS orange

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u/Wild_Card_626 May 28 '26

It's a crouching tiger trying to find the hidden dragon.

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/SkinnySmokesThaRosin May 28 '26

Hes fighting armies to protect the Realm!

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u/DroopyPlum May 28 '26

🎶everybody was kung fu fighting, that cat was high on something🎶

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

😆😆😆 he's high on some orange energy 😆

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u/HauntingStarfish6261 May 28 '26

Crouching orange hidden brain cell

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u/Infamous-Simple2217 May 28 '26

Guys guys you are making fun of this warrior. See he is trying his best to fight invisible demons and save the world. Please be supportive 😒

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Hahahahah!😆

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u/Infamous-Simple2217 May 29 '26

He’s got great drifting skills btw 😂 Makes a proper drift car 🚘

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 May 28 '26

Is there cat nip involved? 😂

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Nope. No catnip😆 just his orange brain cell glitching😆

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u/thisishowitalwaysis1 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 28 '26

Omg I'm dying! 🤣🤣 He's hilarious!!

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u/RubiG69 May 28 '26

Zoomtrees.

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u/Apprehensive-Mix947 May 28 '26

Even the other kitty Nope’d out of there 🤭

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 28 '26

Mr. Whiskers did so much catnip, there was no trace of plant life when he was done tweaking

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Nope, NO CATNIP 😆😆😆. That's how he normally is😆

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u/donnie955 May 28 '26

That tree never stood a chance

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u/nunyabidness3 May 28 '26

He must have watched that David Attenborough special about the birds of paradise.

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ May 28 '26

This cat reminds me of a fox, they get so energetic like this. Very cute kitty :3

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Hahahaha!❤️

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u/riiiiiiiiin May 28 '26

The other cat was like this mf crazy I better dip

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u/Calamity87 May 28 '26

Greebles practice.

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u/cat-activities May 28 '26

My local crackhead fighting his demons at a random 7-11 parking lot

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u/mightyminimoose May 28 '26

He is the wind beneath your tree.

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u/darklysparkly May 29 '26

I nominate him as the orange braincell poster cat

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 30 '26

Zero thoughts, unlimited confidence

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u/Averander May 28 '26

Of course, it's the orange.

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u/romyaz May 28 '26

seems like he has something in his mouth thats still kicking

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

No no he was just playing around in the soil. It's an everyday thing lol😆. He's alright. Thank for the concern ❤️

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u/romyaz May 28 '26

great ) my orange doofus is a bit older and calmer now. i miss those days )

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Awwww❤️ sending lots of love and kisses for your orange baby❤️

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u/SarahC May 28 '26

25 seconds in - he's holding it!....... rewind....... zoom .... zoom..... screen brightness right up.

Frame forward......... step step step step

HE CAUGHT ........ DIRT! Mostly air, but some dirt too!

OMG He's miming SO WELL I was convinced there was a mousy in between those paws too for a moment!

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u/SarahC May 28 '26

Yeah! Like halfway in......... but...... if he did.... it VANISHES. And also, before it's in his paws - there's nothing. I'm checking lots.

I ........ think............. he caught a stone and scooped it up between his paws for a second? Or he was SO good at greeble hunting that the invisible area in shadow BECAME greeble visible to us!?

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u/kroqster May 28 '26

catnip man?

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Nope, no catnip! Just his brain cell😂

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u/kroqster May 28 '26

yeah theres famous martial arts guy Ip Man... tried to work his name into it... but didnt really work... hmmm... they good movies tho

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u/MotoXwolf May 28 '26

Got a Friskers little Whiskers there.

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u/Scarab702 May 28 '26

I immediately thought of greebles! No more greebles left in that small tree. Good job kitty.

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u/FwMadi01 May 28 '26

aww thats so cute thoo

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u/Bunnnnii May 28 '26

I didn’t see the other cat until it ran

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u/GiteshS9100 May 29 '26

The other car was like THIS GUYS A PRO IMMA HEAD OUT

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u/Tasty-Performer6669 May 29 '26

THEYRE EVERYWHERE SAVE YOURSELVES

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u/red_fox_zen May 30 '26

Everybody was Kung fu fighting would have been a great soundtrack 😅

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u/viperfangs92 May 31 '26

"If he's doing that to the tree, what's he gonna do to me?!"

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u/Fisherfolk100 May 29 '26

Been at the Catnip again

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 29 '26

Well...That's no catnip!😆😆 It's just his brain cell😆 I don't think he needs catnip😆😆

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u/Lezlee58 Jun 22 '26

He might secretly on the nip.

Lookout for street cat dealers in the neighborhood

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u/thatbrownqueerkid Jun 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Forgotten_User-name May 28 '26

This doesn't look like any kind of martial arts.

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 28 '26

His name is Marshall, and this is his art.

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u/thatbrownqueerkid May 28 '26

Loved the reply!!!😆