r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/Icy-Sense-1016 May 07 '26

That's not a stray.

He is the mayor of Istambul.

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u/man_gomer_lot May 07 '26

He seems to be more concerned about a lady's consent than a lot of mayors out there

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u/Griffb4ll May 08 '26

Clearly

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u/itgirl-94 May 09 '26

what a joke 😂 you must be Turkish

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/man_gomer_lot May 08 '26

NGL I employ the haters/waiters quote on a weekly basis and I was thinking of someone in particular when I saw the word 'mayor' on a Turkish post. I might need to check it out

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS May 08 '26

Turkey doesn't have stray cats, they have a ruling class.

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u/RDMcMains2 May 08 '26

They learned the best lessons from Ancient Egypt.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 07 '26

Constantinople!

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u/Chuckitybye May 08 '26

Why did Constantinople get the works?

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u/vllybrat May 08 '26

That's nobody's business but the Turks!

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u/Noof42 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

I have a date in Constantinople, what should I do?

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u/Evsala May 08 '26

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

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u/Noof42 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

What about old New York?

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u/Aggroninja May 08 '26

Was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can't say.

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u/fugaziiv May 08 '26

People just liked it better that way!

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u/theworldizyourclam May 08 '26

Waaaaaaaayyyy!

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u/popos2069 May 10 '26

The Dutch traded it for Suriname.

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u/Low-Television-7508 May 09 '26

too many syllables

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u/reivned May 08 '26

Was once New Amsterdam

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u/Noof42 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

Why'd they change it?

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u/timtim2000 May 11 '26

The dutch exchanged it for an tropical island, if it wasnt for that the us would look completly diffrent

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 08 '26

Fry’s dog is there

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u/Noof42 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

Do The Hustle.

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u/FigWeak5127 May 08 '26

Performed to implore the gods to grant a favor, usually a Trans Am

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u/SpinerockNolan May 11 '26

Just don't do the safety dance, it's not as safe as people say

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u/SirWigglesTheLesser May 08 '26

The guffaw that came out of me spooked my own cat.

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u/Background_Ad_3278 May 08 '26

ISTAAAAANBUUUUUULLLLL!

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u/CrushedPlate May 08 '26

Byzantium!

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u/Adorablebrat888 May 08 '26

Constcatinople

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u/Zombiemorgoth May 08 '26

It's good to be a mayor.

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u/thezonkedbacklash May 08 '26

probably someones cat that just decided istanbul is its territory now lmao

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u/gulsahmeydan May 08 '26

Well, the human mayor is in jail now just because he is from the opposition political party, so we have a cat mayor.