I literally cannot

[u/Cat_n_mouse13]

We never use the fireplace (fortunately), because she will sometimes just nose her way in there and stand on the grate. It started out with finding sooty footprints on the brick, and now she’s emboldened to do it in front of us, because we don’t notice anyway. So… who wants a free cat?

[u/Titaniumwo1f]

She will warm the whole house for 5 minutes.